What About Now?

New trend #MIND................

2011-05-26T10:41:00.000-07:00

I realise i need to be a WHOLE LOT MORE FUCKING SENSITIVE.......

Okay i like to say what i want and what i like without think through my brain. Not that it's wrong and usually i dont mean any harm and usually didn't cause alot of casualties in the process but then somehow when i dig deeper or people suddenly enlighten me about certain issues, i feel like i had a #MINDFUCKED.

The whole process is abit like this
1) Me in my carefree / gossipy / optimistic / free of worries mode.
2) Talk talk talk gossip gossip ask ask ask.
3) OH.........................................................................
4) MIND FUCKED.

Okay lah it's a bit hard to understand i know this feeling myself best. hahahahahah it's a sudden realization of certain stuff and then i looked back and realise that these kinda situation had been happening around me and then i was like....... OH.......................

Why can't i just remember these itsy bitsy gritsy stuff sia.

Or why can't people just forgot about these..........................

KNN late night cannot think of shit, gna listen to some good music.

AND ANYWAY, today met boobs and bitch to go eat @ hatched!!!!!! I LOVE EGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss. The food was good!!!!!! The mash potatoes is like orGaZZzzzZ. And then to tom's paletter for Ice Creammmmm which i imprmptuly went for a interview but the pay was .......... wait for it............. #MINDFUCKED $4.50!!!! Hahahahhahaha idk whether should i take it up nOrtttt but maybe i wont i will go give tuition woooooo~~~

End imprmptuly here as well

Back to blogging maybe?

2011-05-24T12:10:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone! Life is fruitful lately! Okay not exactly.... I'm having this awesome 4 day break from work which im supposedly to be AHEM COUGHS BE IN SHEARES CAMP BUT AHEM COUGHS MIRACULOUSLY IM NOT IN SO I CONVENIENTLY AHEM COUGHS DIDN'T TELL MY BOSS so here i am lepaking so late into the night recently.

And wierd that these few day i didn't make any arrangement to go out but when im working 5 days/week i had to go out when im not working almost nearly EVERYTIME. Hmm yeahhhh but i think i can get used to this life of relaxation JUST DONT LET ME GROW FATTER OH PLEASE.................... I need to do some decent excercise, first off my list is the bunch of fats i have waist down honestly im very jealous of people that have nice and skinny legs WTF WHY ARE THEY SO BLESSED SOME MORE PLUS PRETTY AND RICH AND SCENE wtfug life is so damn bloody unfair.

Okay i've drifted away as usual hahahahahaahahhaahhahaah maybe i've decided to go back to blogging? So many of my friends reopening their blogs and i was inspired to do it. I think this will die down after awhile(uh just look at my tumble and my infinite other websites i own to stalk people HAHA) but i think will keep me occupied during my term of umemployment. Will try to post pictures so i can rmb what i did though most of the pictures i will cope from FB which is alr sort of a memory BUT I HAVE CONSIDER THAT ONE DAY FB WILL FALL DUE TO A BUG AND MUAHAHAHHA ALL STUFF GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAyz i'll post recent shit i've done recently yeah but today is a day of lepakness!!!!!!! Meet Shanna to go eat 1 for 1 @DTE and then took a long bus ride to TM to meet hanle whr we shop around and went to eat STUDENT DEALS at Swensons. I AM STILL A STUDENT FYEAHHHHH STUDENT CARD FTW!!!!!! Its serisouly the best thing on earth like KFC cheap movie cheap everything also got student benefit one kayz! Even though i have 2 exlink card at home and i can totally surrender one and take my money back, but the risk of losing my exlink card is WAYYYYY HIGH. Can someone just break my record of losing my ezlink card 7 times please.

And then we jsut sit in Swensons and just talk and chill and tai tai our lifestyle away like always!!!!! Talk lotsa nonsense HAHAHAH and then Shanna left to run (WHY ARE YOU SO HEALTY????) so me and Hanle went to wa;lk ard more and we bought coloured contacts!!!! Mine is Maxi Maroon and hers is Ring brwon if i didnt' forgot! Hahhahaha but hanle rmb her degree wrongly so she didn't get ot try! I tried and it looks kinda awesome! Maybe i'll get addicted to it! NOW I WANT TO TRY A LIGHTER BROWN! Mine is sort of an ornagey dark brown hmmmm hard to describe lah.

Life rocks as of now i hate making decisions of which uni i want to go and im gng Kuching and hope i can persude my parent to let me go BKK PKLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE CROSS FNGERS

2011-04-04T00:50:00.000-07:00

Hello hello hello long time no blog, too occupied with -squintsface- workkkkkkkkk.

I thought i had got used to work, like I thought i had gotten used to school after 12years of education, but i still hate waking up in the morning and feel nothing like P.Diddy. Well I have gotten used to the customers screaming at me part, but seriously when my manager reprimanded me i just totally want to give HER/him a bitch slap.

Okkkkkk should get used to it but ughz it wouldn't be such a turn off if she/he hadn't had such a red face and is so not fat and so not bitchy and totally knows how to do their stuff so their damn customers wont come back and dispute................ Like I always say when you point a finger at someone 4 points back to you, but uh-huh I'm just a small tiny worker so I just gotta shut up...............

Hhahahahahahhaha shit I AM SO FREAKING WHINY AND TOTALLY IN A BITCHY MODE RIGHT NOW IT'S BEXOMING FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA

I hope no more of us are leaving I'll be uber sadzxxzx and sianzxzxz wahlauuuuuuuuu.

Anyway Life has been good without work! Like those uni applicaiton is finally gona and i feel so skrewed for doing the last minute and not applying for any shit kinda financial aid/scholarship and like phew it's closed so i dont spend every other hour thinking whether i had chosen the wrong course anot!!

Then recently i met up with XDD and before that Pannn! :) Yay i dk how long i nvr see her and it feels good to feel the same with her, comfortable. Then i kinda met the soccer girls(only 6 of us heehaw) for H's birthday! Then BLACK THE STUPID PIECE OF SHIT WHICH IS LIKE BANGLA BLACK NOWWW LOLLLLL and Elain came and visit me at work! Iw ant to punch stupid Ameliaaaaaa WHAT MY HAIR SO THICK HAVE YOU LOOK AT YOUR HAIR!?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh IT ONLY LOOK NICE......... FROM FARRRRRRRRRRR. Then i met up with yug reubs shanna hanle for Ikea! DIAM DIAM CKAE NOM NOM NOM LAUGHING WITH THEM IS MY BEST REMEDY! :D

Gonna meet Kooooo and shanna later!!! :)
Chatted with Pan from BKK ytd night!!! OMG SHE WENT FUCKING MAD HAHAHA.

Okay whatcha long post! Dk when;s the next time i gonna blog here whee.

Anyway yay i have whatsapp!!!
Which is like awesome coz it's so convenient and that way I WILL NEVER FORGOT TO RPLY ANYONE HAHA

2010-11-26T09:36:00.001-08:00

Im watching One Piece now and im crying like shit Mr.2 Bon-Chan :'''(

"Even in the depths of hell, blooms a beautiful flower of friendship, leaving it's petals as momentos, bobbing back and forth on the waves. May it one day bloom once more, the Okama way, in the Okama fields."
-Mr.2 Bon Clay

Late Night

2010-09-05T11:23:00.000-07:00

Hi long time CoHeaven! I'm so shocked that i no need to sign in again despite not being here for like monthssssss. I still remember my last post being new year resolutions I THINK (nope i nvr checked!). Sign okay not really keeping to them D: very very very bad for studies.

At least im trying and making an effort to study. Not at my best though since i think my Fish Wrangler >>>> studies! Damn zzz ikr why cant they make studying like fish wrangler!!!

Owell sometimes i hate late nights it'll get me thinking esp when i on the TV and turn to MTV which give me non-stop hits to the morn. September by Daughtry playing now

All the things I still remember
Summers never looked the same
Years go by and time just seems to fly
But the memories remain
In the middle of September
We still play out in the rain
Nothing to lose but everything to gain
Reflecting now how things could've been
It was worth it in the end

Very meaningful. And i like spetember yayyy cause it's my bday! BHB hahhahahah butbutbut i have prelims omagawdzzz. Good thing is that my last paper ends on my bday! and i'll be celebrating with my 1yearold cousin!!!!!

Anw i have many things i wna say and blog about but who knows who still read here? Maybe none but only myself checking here back in a blue moon but the internet is always a scary place (coz i like to stalk pretty girls and ppl i dont like so i can have a bitchfit about them HAHA). So thats why i NEVER post too much stuf on my open blog. Did i say open? I meant my ONLY blog sorry hahahahaahhahahahaha i suck lah lolololol.

So yeahhhhhhh CLUB CANT HANDLE ME PLAYING!!!!!! You know i know how, to stop and stare as i zone out~~~~~ i love it man!

oya late nights always get me missing ppl i havent seen/talk properly/catch-up/eat dinner with in a very very very long time :( sign i mizz u u u u u u u u u u and u u u u u u u u u u

2010

2010-01-13T07:41:00.000-08:00

Happy 2010~~~

Hahahhaa i came a teeny weeny late lah but wtv. I hope this year will be a good year though itll be hard for the J2s. And i really need to balance my time very well now. Soccer AND HC is no joke. But i'm glad i stayed and perservered! Oh and also need to enjoy myself once in a while. Shall do some new year resolution for the first time. Rly never do before so like for the previous 17yrs of my life i have never ever broken my new year resolutions!!! Proud~~~

1) Study hard. DO TUOTRIALS. and study for test. V important. Dont drop econs if can cause i figure it'll be quite stupid. Though Foo is a v slack teacher he's quite okay lah. And drop to H1 wahlau i cfm kenna bombard by tons of econs essays I DONT WANT (no time to do other stuff!!). OKAY MS WONG IS STILL CUTEEE TOO! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH ^^

2) Sleep before 130AM on school days. Cannot sleep too much or little. Try to keep awake in class. Pack bag b4 sleeping.

3) Do work in school before PDP starts. So on friday whihc i end on 1230, i got a good 3hours to do my work before soccer starts. Yay i feel so well planned. study in HC room nice BUT IS SUCKS WHEN WE KEEP DIGRESSING AND LAUGHING AT RYAN'S PENCIL CASE.

4) Try to go for every school event!!! Now till June is v exciting must enjoy enjoy and work hard!!!!! Madi Gras, CNY(??), Go Green, ORIENTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X.ON! And my very pretty banner hahahahahahhaah!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

5) Meet up old firends as much as possible! Maybe can go study with 408, XDD, Wacks etc! Exchange notes! Oh yah must kpe notes from MJC the teachers are the bagus they freaking owner sial. Also must go back AHS to eat their good food. GO BACK FOR SJ AMAP(providing the nursings got go back also lah!)

6)IDK liao, time to go back to work. OH MUST USE FISH WRANGLER EVERYDAY!!!!!!! I damn addicted to it lah. But lucky is that kind you press every 15minures so it's okay!! HEHEHEHE.

dk what to do now. Sian i go study bio liaossss. buaizzz

Hi

2009-12-13T08:02:00.001-08:00

Hi it's been long~

OMG, 2009 is coming to an end. Damn why does one year seem so short? But it feels long when you look back.

In this short year, I moved on from AHS to TJ. Not exactly my first choice, but i;m glad i choose TJ. Okay besides the point of it being damn near to my house where i can just wake up at 7, wask my parents fetch me to school, and still make it to on time HAHAHHAHA SUCKERS okay i digressed me being in soccer, 20/09, and HC really is like a merry go round. I may suck at soccer, not very clever in class, and quite useless in HC, but im glad that im part of the big family.

And TJ is damn near AH, which means i can go back anytime and eat 85 or simpang or just the superb ahs canteen food (AHHHHH PRAWN MEE AND CHINESE KITCHEN). Okay i miss my secondary school days damn alot.

I miss how the 4j girls hang out and chiong down to the canteen on Monday just to eat chinese kitchen, getting together sometimes after school just to watch a movie or chillax, birthday surprises( HA HA I STILL RMB MINE I LOVE THE DONG GUA CHAS ALOT AND OF COURSE THE SHOES, PAN&MIAOZ ) and suffer the wrath of the guys singing at the back.................

Then, i miss SJ the most :( Nearly every bit.

TUMBLR

2009-10-20T06:50:00.000-07:00

HI LAST WEEK I ATE LOADS OF YAMI YOGURT AND MET 408!!!!!!!!!!! STEAMBOAT AT BOOBs HOUSE HER ROOM IS SO PINK WITH WALK0IN WARDROBE AND THEN WE WERE CUTTING SOTONGS AND THEN WANLING CAME THEN JOHANNA WITH GINA CAME WHOM BOTH I VERY VERY LONG NEVER SEE THEN GERM CAME THE LATEST OKAY THERE'S ALSO THE AMBULANCES HAHAH FO FULL ATTENDANCE I GUESS!!! WII WHEEEE IS SO FUN AND MAHJONG WHICH KN IS VEH LOUSY I WANT TO KICK HIM ANW ALWAYS HAVE FUN WITH 408!!!!!!

THIS WEEK IM GNG TO DO PW LIKE MAD I HATE SCHOOL AND IM TRAP IN THE BLOODY HOT AND STUFFY CLASSROOM AND THEN SPORTS CARNIVAL WHICH I WILL CYCLE 120KM ABIT SCAED BUT EGGCITED!!!! O BUT I NEED TO GET 120 DOLLARS FIRST WTHHHHH AND IM GOING TO BE DAMN SHAG THIS WEEK OKAY I NEED TO RUN IM DOOM WHEN SOCCER STARTS AH IM SO WHINY IM SO FAT NOW LOL I RMB THAT TIME ME NAFPOTATO AND SHUUU COME UP WITH THE "SKINNY PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THEY FAT" THEORY GO TO HELL ALL OF YOU SKINNY BITCHES!!!!!!

OKAY IM TUMBLRING I LOVE TUMBLR OH I GOT TWITTER TOO WHIHC I NEVER USE HAHAHA.
http://needtopoo.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/igotgreenpoo

2009-10-03T07:43:00.000-07:00

Plz dont act stupid.
Cause you really look stupid.
And we all know.
Only you dont.
So there's no need for an act.

And Please, dont act nice.
Maybe, sometimes, yes.
But, most is a n and o.

Plzz dont act pathetic.
Oops, sorry.
You really is.

GONNA CR8 TUMBLR OMG (L)(L)(L)

VMA 09

2009-09-20T06:01:00.000-07:00

Gosh old chinese movie songs are so ga-ga-ly amazing!

终生的所有也不惜换取刹那阴阳的交流

梦里依稀依稀有泪光

HAHAH THIS IS DAMN FUNNY THE GUY TOOK THE VIDEO RIGHT OUT OF THE TV WHEN VMA IS SHOWING HAHAHAH WTH RIGHT BUT NEHMIND GAGA IS AMAZING!

YAYYYYY MY FAVVV MJ VIDEO WOO GOSH AT THE 45DEGRESS PART. BTW YOU KNOW VmA THEY DID THIS AT THE OPENING AND I WAS LMAO CAUSE GOT THIS GUY HE DK HOW TO DO AnD HIS BUTT IS STICKING OUT HAHAHAH

2009-09-01T07:18:00.000-07:00

HELLO I TYPE MY POST YEATERDAY BUT EVERYONE KNOW BLOGGER SUCKS AND WHY......... ZZZ

HAPPY STAFF DAY THOUGH I THINK TEACHER'S DAY SOUNDS MORE OOOMPH... So anwz celebrated in TJ where the teachers put up something for us which is quite funny, camwhored here and there, and that's JC for you i will learn to appreciate it when i leave thanks but now, it's AHS for me. Oh and ate choc cereals which came at such a holy time i was hungry but i had to munch it discreetly coz it's the fasting month. But i still ate it openly BUT AT LEAST I TRIED!! ^^

THEN AFTER THAT BACK TO AHS WOOO LUVV! Cabbed there which is a damn smart choice coz it's a bleddy hot day. Saw so many familiar faces is the ooomph pa loompa! I SEE MR YOW THE SHORT ONE AND MR MARCUS KHOOO!!!!! HEHE I TOOK MANY PICTURES OF MR YOW AND KNOW THAT MR KHOO DRIVE A JAGUAR BUT HE STILL CYCLES SO KEWLLLL~~~ OMG SO STALKERISH BUT I (L) (L)!!!! HEHEHEE!

Was feeling hungry so iate the buffet which was meant for the teachers.....but i was hungry and there were leftovers! Crashed the staff room later and the funnist part gotta be Mr yeow doing wierd stuff to his figurine and the sports class guys go, "MS MOHAN! HA! HA! HA! MS MOHAN! HA! HA! HA! HA!" for 5minutes or so. Lazed around the staff room's so comfy! Then off to TM with 4J for movie~

Caught The Proposal which is quite de funny but i still fell asleep 3 times. Okay lah still nicer then GI JOE which i litrally slept through out the whole show! Oh and the whole bunch of us (21 to be exact) were munching Macs so discreetly in the cinema and the smell is no not overwhelming and GV staff must be blind and noseless cause none of them came to tell us,"no outside food allowed"! YAH RIGHT BUT WE CONTINUE EATING MACS ANWZ GV LOSERS!

Saw HL (without her mismatched socks) and WL (with her care bear still intact im gonna steal it one day) and then we just talk........like talk talk hahahahah! They were in the same cinema as e but i never see you all leh.....Then left to join 4J in our usual stoning session

Okay then saw GLYT at T1 AND SHE HAD THE SAME FILE AS ME YOU COPY CATTT!!!!!!! HAHAHAH CHASED HER AND HEAR HER WHINE AND STEAL HER BBT LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS! SHE BECAME SUCH A REBELLIOUS GIRL IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!

On saturday went kayaking! Paired with Gina and hear her complain, capsized Aloy Nicol, tried and nearly capsize T JW, see CK capsize twice which is quite de own!, SAME GOURP AS LEEYING AND ALICIA!!!!, played Dog and bone which i suck at, Lijing and CHelsia took our bone away!!, got bullied by bryan, didn't capsize but still got wet, camwhored and had fun bathing!, ate MOS, tap tap, went expo for adidas sale (which sucked) and food fare, eat more food, went hoe and swam and BBQ = tired moi! But fun nonetheless!

KBYETHXXXX!

Short bob

2009-08-20T09:16:00.000-07:00

Hi i'm happy i finally cut my hair that's irritating me~ Yay i love short hair though I still believe in AFRO POWER! Okay my hair's still poofy and after a month it'll go back to normal and I"LL HAVE AFRO POWER AND BUSHY KURANESS~~~

and i very shy when talking to pretty girls~~~ Glee in delight (OMG IS IT IMPRESSIVE SYAF? HAHAHAHAH)

Btw wednesday soccer very funny ah i'll slap shu the stupid self-talk girl and pan's dangling legs. Coach want to chop off my hands.

major bitch again today okay the situation's getting tensed

AFROOOO POWER! (Y)

2009-08-08T09:53:00.000-07:00

Am watching Wo Cai(x3) naoo~~~ YAY LUVV IT COZ GOT 美腿~~~ i like the first one most~~~~ Then the second one~~~~~ Third one too skinny nia. But the second one chioest!~~~ Hehehehe.

Anw today went mind's with lai mich shiqi boon jess @ clarke quay! YAY I PLAYED SABOTEUR! And i like the game I'm the Boss (?)! Cause i am damn scheming cheat people and threaten them wahahah. Chill and relac(one corner lah!) there is (Y). Hope to see each other soon and get to know other schol's scandal! ^^

BTW SHITNESS NO.3 WON? WTH NO1 NICER LAHHHH. Taiwan guys are lousy.

And friday is national day celebration! Was quite de fun? I luvv singing national day songs and dnacing speedy! Didn't join the class for movie and K, but to ECP for futsol! YAY DAMN HAPPY I SCORED A GOAL WOOHOO. Though i dont really know what happen hahaha but still....!!!! Helena and chor take care of your leg! Team talk after that, hope things thrash out soon plzzzzzz.
(L)

Thursday noon was spent with maykun huifen chor syaf helena! Practise kicking but maykun ball is damn hard. Talk cock at the lovely place damn nice can! And also maykun's dance.........(sniggers). Oh and the school doesn't seem so boring now lah! Got damn interesting ppl like.....................................

Okay i lazy to type liao, but b4 i go >>>>>>
BUSHY KURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So cute right!
Yea he's takuya kimura gatsby guy! Omg must watch Change damn nice! Talks about politics but it's freaking touching! Omgggggg total awesome please! GO WATCH IT ESP LAI ZI. And i like the special advisor too!

Going Merry

2009-08-01T04:18:00.000-07:00

I was crying dam last night coz i was reading Onepiece. Byebye Merry :'(

Not official video, but this video is really good!

"Does the pain weigh out the pride?"

Btww I can't stand stompers. Seriously what's their problems with students? BIG DEAL ABOUT EATING OR NOT GIVING UP SEATS ON THE TRAIN MUCH? Oh so only the uniformed ppl are at fault...such whiners seriously.

And whutttttttttttttttttt?

I DONT BELIEVE

2009-07-15T08:35:00.000-07:00

TJC IS THIS BIG.
AND AHS IS ONLY THIS BIG????

I DONT BELIEVE WHAT KANASAI IS THIS!?!?! AND FROM AHS GO TJ NEED 50MINS? SERIOUS NOT?

LOOK I AM DAMN ZAI KK LAST 10 SECONDS SUDDENLY SHOOT 80K IN BEJEWLED BLITZ! HAHAHAHA BAGUS (Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)

2009-07-12T00:01:00.001-07:00

I still addicted to Billie Jean. But Elvis is still the man.

Yest was Delta JTS, wah my pocket...................... and I still have to pay for class fund, top up my EZ-link (WHICH I HAVEN'T LOST YET THANKFULLY), eat niwa sushi's bento set (I want to eat with lai! and mich), go to fleas, save up for my next ez-link card just in case, eat yami yogurt peach flavour, watch Harry Potter, go to more fleas, watch Fight Plan, go out with 408 and so much more. I'm so poor.

O-kay so JTS @Manhatten and E2Maxx was kinda fun! Hahahah even though our pockets zzzzzz already but the food was kinda good (F&C better). NEXT YEAR WE ARE SO GONNA GO RITZ CARLTON AND EAT OUR WORTHWHILE WATCH OUT JUNIORS MUAHAHAH.

B4 that shawn was trying to write a card for ryan and we are suggesting pick-up lines to him. "Ryan, I want U-mian, but i don't want mian, I want U (L)"

Then went to E2Maxx and on the way walk past Istana! Which i dont know S.R Nathan lives there. But I swear he live near my old house at Haig Road, near Dunman Food Court! Anw the place is surrounded but vegetation so I couldn't see him inside, but he really live near e last time! (OMG I FEEL SO HONOURED HAHAHA, YOU GOT PRESIDENT LIVE NEAR YOU ANOT?)

Then E2Max for Guitar Hero (which I totally suck at so I went to Bejewled Bltiz after that) which Sharon become damn zai and Paul just blames the guitar for losing HAHAHAHAH. Then XBox omg the guy damn freaking porn like Ryan! Hahaha shitz laugh like some crap when he walk and pose gay. Oh and ooogle at dua neh boos also! HAHAHAH FUNNY TO THE MAX.

Then to bugis with Fionna and KFC which I start wondering how AHS toilet doors de lock look like! I seriously damn curious leh! I forgot and am dying to figure it out sia!

Next week hoping to meet 408! ^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^..^.^.^

Kick Push

2009-06-27T10:26:00.000-07:00

"just like a rebel looking for a place to be"

"something about the look in your eyes"

I'm like so addicted. Luvvv

HA HA HA

2009-06-24T00:25:00.000-07:00

OKAY I SEE GERM THE STILL EVER CLUCKING CHICKEN IN HER OOPSUGLYOOPS(okay mine uglier) UNIFORM AND I D K WHY I GOT REMINDED OF HER CHINA HAIR.

(very tempted to post it up)
(still damn tempted)
(okay i guess i won't be a meanie)
*inserts china doll picture*
(i decided to be nice and removed the picture)
(but still...........)

HI GERMAINE!

2009-06-19T11:50:00.000-07:00

Quick post before I go to sleep (omg it's 2.50am)

Okay hols ending in 1 week time and I'm pretty screwed for JCTs. I'm so totally giving up on econs if I cannot study finish the rest. Why do holidays always seem so freaking short I feel like punching myself for having the poorest time management.

Okay a quick recap of what I did in the Hols: (CHECK OUT THE PRETTY FLOWERS BULLET POINTS)

HC assignment which was awesome with cheese and water. I lubb dubb being in food comm! Simon the bomb he wear apron damn funny and huangrui being retarded like (!!!). I was laughing like mad you would never want to see the whole cooking process. Our hygiene is BAGUS (Y)
Celebrate Komadmad Bday which is a totaly success with our surprise! Touch right? Credits to Wai for planning and Ko for being the slowest person ever. Hehe so long never full wacks liao. Gotta drag Kayat to hell someday.
4j class outing at ECP haha i have the slowest reaction time but lucky my nose never flat(glares at nelson). YAY I IN TENGHUI'S CAPT BALL GRP TOTAL OWN SIA! Okay coz our grp got lousy ppl like me kyat jianghao shiqi(HAHA DRAG PPL TO HELL WITH ME). ehub later to stone stone eat stone stone arcade(Me got talent leh!) stone.
B4 4j outing meet Pan to study which is quite the fail coz i' late and she's later. Then to T1 to meet Stupid to shop for Ko's prezzie and got crazy in Topshop omg me luvv the shoes and bags! Okay we got sexy panties for her smmooch.
Meet up with XDD for movie and dinner tgt. NATM2 and 3dollar chicken curry is quite the own. Camwhore and laze outside the Kbox that area. Must movies more and can play boardgae at me house!
Study with soccer girls. Meet Amelia first where we did shopping at Zara(cheep leh!) with Nef Chor while Pan Zt is late. Quite preductive leh but damn fun caworing and laughing over nuthing lubbxx
Niwa Sushi with Amelia the stupid cockroach who cheat my feelings. And newzealand natural where we keep fighting over the iscream and leave our very de precious feedback.
Study at shanna's house(ver near Candice's) quite de productive. Her mum cook chicken don for us! And her brother bryan very kewlllllll leh! Me like!
Magic course with 408! Hehe we now very de pro magician(except for the chinaman who cannot talk english). Was looking forward to camp but TA MA DE.
TJ guitar concert with Mich Lai then LJS with Mich Lai Sq Jess then VJ harmoc concert with 408 ! Okay i went in shirt and FBTs so unappropiate lah. S'pose to ICC after that but me no moolah and ezcard.
I GOT A NEW EZ LINK CARD! after i lose the just changed one which is less then a week old.

I gotta stop it's getting longer and there's more but time check: 3.15am and I feel like reading FML and MLIA.

MLIA

2009-06-09T10:46:00.000-07:00

mylifeisaverage.com

Average word of the day:
from

Today, I went to Best Buy to look for a CD. Then I went to Target, where the CD was three dollars cheaper. I did not get the best buy at Best Buy. MLIA

Today, I received a message I would have to repost or I would be killed by a girl with no eyeballs. I felt relieved because she wouldn't be able to find me due to her disability. MLIA

Today I found out I have more than the average number of legs. The average number is 1.999999999. I have 2. MLIA

Today, I used the last sheets of toilet paper in the bathroom. I purposely did not replace the roll so someone else could get themselves in a bind and submit their story to FML.com. MLIA

Today, my friend told me to think fast and threw a ball at me. I thought at normal speed and still caught the ball. MLIA

My brother was really happy to go to Disneyland, the happiest place on earth. He was so excited, he tripped, fell, and cried. It is not the happiest place on earth. MLIA

Today I met a guy named Luke. I am not his father. MLIA.

Today, I watched America's Funniest home videos. I live in Canada but it was still funny. MLIA

officially pawns FML and GMH.

L T N C

2009-05-17T08:44:00.001-07:00

Okay picca of hawt shoe gone cause it's too big and can't be viewed properly under Internet Explorer. Sucks but today I happy bought new sandalsss (Y) and omg I swear the Levi's jeans sneakers is darn bloody awesome I like!!!

but I'm broke and I need to save up for my new ezlink card :(

Okay on the brighter side life's been pretty o-kay i think hahaha. But I jialat cannot really remember what I do, like my life still stuck on the week me and ko and wai ran hahaha IDK why randomn. Oh the piccas still in my phone! Plus others including Azi(MAJOR) and FY camwhore siollll,

One day me and syaf shall go look for cheap cheap like bird(NO MORE OWLS SYAF!) cheep deals! Awesome I becoming auntie liao haha. Btw john little sale is kinda good like guud I not auntie plzzzz (stares at Jamie).

JUNE HOLIDAYS BAGUS MAN. but signnnn need to study SCREW YOU JCTS. Okay I hope I will study and balance fun at the same time though I know i will just end up playing all the tie but I rlly want to study esp Bioo lah dont screw up Siewmin.

PS: Mum;s laughing at the TV outside, Sis's been sleep talking ( "I WANT KEBAB TAIL","SHUT UP LEH") and I'm just LOL-ing to myself like an idiot.

Post Secrets

2009-05-06T10:35:00.001-07:00

Okay in a few hours time I' going to camp and I'm kinda nervous.........cross fingers wish me luck

Post Secret is the Awesome.
1 2 3 4 5

Okay I'm like quite wide awake now despite sleeping at 3 yesterday but when i reach school.......I just feel like sleeping all the way. TJ is damn bloody short i wish i could zap the school up some hill

Last week has been good see 408 many times we love germ's house(YES WE TORE DOWN THE GATE AND RAMPAGE IN HAHAHA). OH AND SPICY DRUMLETS. Watch gossip girl for the first time and drools at serena. Malcolm slim down and IS STILL GAMING. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe forgots about embarassing moment i want to punch wanling she's using it against me GRRRRRRR

and ko + waiwai who all are running monsters that run damn bloody fast while i shitted after the run. Note to self: bring paper to reservoir. Heehee but we drink BBT after that and walk and tc and take pictures at the side of the road like idiots ^^

and chilling out with my CG mostly fy and theresa. Lol i always not there when there's xy okay i admit i always run away hehehehehehe.

Soccer today we like retards sit at overhead bridge and cheer from the outside!?!?! Match was a draw but great job manzzz! I swear. THE SNEAKING IN PART......LOLLERCOASTER MAN (Y) and stayed back to carry out (secret code) operation hehehe. AND I SEE BOOBS TODAY AHHHHHHH.

okay bye goodnight my wound at my knee is secreting liquid siolllllllllllllllllll. Sucks

I miss the days....

2009-04-02T10:32:00.001-07:00

When we just crash guy's toilet and pretend that we are Peeing
Or pick freaking husks and stupid twigs and annoying tingling or ting-a-ling ZZZZZZZZZ
OR JUST LAUGH OUT LOUD WHEN I KNOW WHOS IN THIS PICTURE HAHAHAHAHAH THE MOST RETARDED ONE FALLING ASLEEP BEHIND OUR BREAKFAST!!!!

when I mop the floor of the concourse after painting the banner for entrepauneur day during sec 3 AND ALWAYS FOR SJ COZ EVERYONE IS DAMN DIRTY AND WE HAVE A SHITLOAD OF STUFF TO PAINT!!!!!!!

AND WHEN I CAN STILL PERFORM FREAKING CHROMATOGRAPHY IN CLASS (Y)(Y)(Y)

and for dont kow what reason I was reading our squad's minutes..............."_____ has pants that are too big" HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Elvis + the beatles....

2009-03-24T07:36:00.000-07:00

and you get goddamn awesome!!!!

Things i think very funny ha ha

2009-03-22T08:12:00.003-07:00

Okay except the michelle's pictures i think very kewl and I see sophie! :B and all is screenshots coz i think i very cool okay no link

BLOGGER UPLAOD VERY SLOW I SHALL GO DO HW OMIGOSH

okay and i ust read boob's blog and i LCOM(okay i forgot what is this sth about laughing at the comp to myself wierdly or sth lah)

Tok Kok King

2009-03-06T21:36:00.000-08:00

Heheheh hello hello. I lubbx lubbx the holidays even I damn busy until I no time to muggg. I want to mug. I want to be maths god like Mr, Ngoh. I like mr ngoh cause he's maths god!

4J class outing was guuddddd. Dragon Ball Evolution is the most hilarious shit ever! Then cut cake and camwhore at NTUC? omg NTUC sunglasses are the bagussss.

And I see mich for 4 consecutive days and shiqi for 5 days I WANT TO PUKE LIAO ESP SHIQI SHE TREAT ME LIKE COOLIE LOH! I DEMAND MY SALARY!

BTW SHIQI JUST CALL ME AND I'M ROLFING HAHAHAH SHE CALL ME CAUSE GOT A LIZARD IN HER ROOM HAHAHAHAH. OMG HAHAHHAAHA. OKAY HAHAHAHA.

BTW I CUT MY HAIR AND IT'S SHORT AND I LOOK LIKE MUSHMOM WAHLAUUU. BUT NOT VERY SCREW UP COMPARED TO LAST TIME AND GERM'S CHINA HAIR HAHAHA. OMG GERM;S CHINA HAIR. HAHAHAHAH. BUT I MISS MY OLD HAIR.

OKAY I GNG BACK AHS TMR YAYYYYY OMG LATER KENNA BOOB ATTACK HOW!!!!!

I type in a language sometimes me myself dont understand then got alot of nonsense and caps plus no commas and fullstops hehehehe.

Dont know what we doing

Yesterday night I was washing smelly bibs(stares at the guys soccer).

And yesterday I see 408 again hahahahahhahaah i feel so deprived in TJ suddenly never hahahaha like that for so long. And swensen's is awesome-mo manz! Earthquake shabuya! The limewater joke is FTW! Heehee long time no see germ liaoz and boobssssssss. Jo and Gina never come :( btw my grape joke > wanling cheer joke hahahahaha.

And and yesterday before soccer I was crashing taekwondo(do karate chop action) and went to the delta food funtion. Me and fionna didn't get our starbucks voucher!!! Soccer was alright I couldn't dribble a ball for nuts. And KFC lunch was ?!? suddenly talk about ghost again! I lubb lubb ghost stories hahahhhaa.

It's sucks to say goodbye

2009-02-23T06:13:00.001-08:00

I bought my ugly GC for 160buckaroos I dislike the bookshop auntie and I digress way too much coz I should be doing work now instead of using the comp like no mother okkkkk. Need to shop for soccer shoes, shin guard, HI-socks, new bag $$$$ I need and I hope i dont regret not buying the mango pouch it's only 25 lehhhhhh and I wanna watch Valyrie and Slumdog.

lol i join soccer leh lol with wanling yiern brenda pan i damn scare my leg become GG like the above how i bet the one's that gonna make my leg like this is wanling lol lol lol or maybe pandowaaaa and I in 3 CCAs leh kanasai lahhhhhh
Saxs 5th avenue rock leh byebye i meeting 408 tmr!!!!!

Goodbye my red bag i lubb you so much :(

And y'know that time i went 85 with fiona and shanna, i suddenly miss ahs loads and loads. And weeps I never go back SJ on friday. And I didn't see any AHS ppl strolling down changcheng at the time of 8++ But see some our batch ppl rlly eggcited! Hahahaha even not fimiliar also tok tok tok.

I miss doing proposals and throw it to the secretary, cooping up in the storeroom late at night with stinky ppl and flies hitting our faces late at night, piggybacking boobs and run away in disgust WHEN ITS THE TIME, and slacking(not!!!) durin CCAs. Most importantly I miss walking around ahs like Sec4s Are King, coz I feel damn noob in TJ. Freeeeak TJ have the most imba amt of toilets everrrr wah biang!

Anw I become ahpek liao! Wah kopitiam on saturday morning with olddog and kangwei(HAHA) is the (N)!!!! And I am rich ahpek I treat them worx! But the flies are buzzing over them like they smell like......................................

Okie byebye I lubb chuu red bag.

I CRY I LAUGH I BLOG

2009-02-14T08:53:00.000-08:00

I WS WATCHING THE SHITTEST LOVE MOVIE ON CHANNEL 8 JUST NOW AND ANOTHER KOREAN LOVE MOVIE ON CHANNEL U WHERE THE GIRL IS A PSYCHOPATH (AT LEAST FOR THAT MOMENT I WATCHED WHERE SHE PRAY TO GOD IN THE MOST PSYCHOPATHIC WAY).

omg me and shanna were laughing at ppl's pm just now. MY SENSE OF HUMOR GOT EVEN LOWER.

And and and I see fionna boh, shanna and chelsia today like every other day in the past week and im going to see them on monday again cries and weeps. Oh also got fat wilson, ahs bb guys, 4A ppl and the hottest guy in tpjc LOL. I ALSO SEE ZHINENG OMG HIS HAIR..............

I SEE CHAIJIA MUACKZZZZZ

today I see MICHELLE MIAOZ BOON JESSICA. purposely forgets shiqi and pan coughs. Btw they very sweet hor(michelle sweetest ^^) i got chocolates and a photo and CRUNCHY POP LOL. Arcade is ftw I am the most unhiong one don;t laugh at me plzzzz(stares at the guy when I go woohoo at table soccer)

Mythbusters @ discovery channel plus Godiva has been a awesome thankzzzzz ^^

Meet up with squad at airport on Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^ Popeyes at viewing gallery is awesome-mo huiling's still burping and germaine's still retarded and I see thru johanna's magic trick and kangning want pink nipples and JUNCHENGS LEG HAIR IS OVERWHELMING. He want to shave his hair kekekeke I want to see ghey but sexy shaves legs hahahaahahaha. and omg I see keith(kangwei) why why why. squad ambulance high class ah peks go starbucks wors!

Randomn note: Fiona heng's brownies are FTW (Y)(Y)(Y)

My CG is 20/09 got quite alot of cool people namely me. Kekeke they look fun and ghey like me. And I embarass myself during civics gosh I keep embarassing myself. "What is SJI?" "I lubbx eggs and want to be a zookeeper!" LOL?

I am in OG5, Xcion! Orientation is gr8 I lubb lubb them all(lying). SAMUELS IN MY GROUP ^^ HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH. HAHAHAHH SAMUELS IN MY GROUP. okie besides samuel and me and samuel and me(note the samuel and me) ok still got shanna(laughing partner) fionaheng(I WANT BROWNIES) SAMUEL(HIIIIII SAMUEL!!!!) jolene xuying(she got twin :O) wanen neusha darren(dragon ball z) bryan nikki(tinkling starz) minhan(stalker) mark(pom pom fetish) clifford clement suresh shuuu trish inez denise VSkia and many more I lazy to type lahhhh.

okieeee byebyeeeee. I kinda miss my pri school friends somehow and why is like almost every guy deleting their DOTA from the computer damn l-o-l.

Lol

2009-01-28T08:57:00.000-08:00

OKAY LOOK AT THIS DAMN FACEBOOK. AFTER DELETING ALL A FEW SECONDS LATER EMAILS START TO FLOW IN OMG I GOT SPAM. BTW I NOT NOOB LIAO I GOT FACEBOOK LEH HAHAHAH. AND MY NAME IS CHE. CHE IS COOL.

OKAYYYY ORIENTATION NEXT TIME MAYBE I LAZY. BTW LECTURES START LIAO AND I ZZZ EVERYTIME. BUT SCHOOLS COOL WITH MEETING NEW PEOPLE RANDOMNLY LIKE THE LIANGKAI FEEL-ALIKE, GATSBY HAIR WAX GUY, FUTURE SOCCER MATES AND MANY MOREEEEE. I THINK MOST PEOPLE CALL ME SIEW MAI NOW LIKE THE DIM SUM. YUM YUM

"AND OUT MU MUZZLE WHEN I BELGEEEEEEEEE" funny shit when i was searching for I am cow. Newgrounds ownzzzz.

Orientation sucks energy like crazy but somehow im still able to stay awake till 2a.m Zai bo :B And reaching school on time when I woke up at 7am Zai bo :B Practice from secondary days sure work :B

Btw TJ's uniform I wear look like jailbird......ZZZ auntie give me sizes all too big i like ah pek like that feel like strangling auntie.....and pangsai pangsai pangsai colour siannnnnn

My (older)sister's poly friend thinks I'm her jiejie. A jie jie called huimin or simin. lolknn

Happy Niu Year!

ok this pun is seriously de suck and lol. Mediacorp should stop using it. Later kids really write this in their essays how!

Vimeo's awesome

2009-01-21T06:54:00.000-08:00

Okkkk my sleep cycle very screwed now I'm still uppppp reading(SOUNDS SO INTELLECTUAL) wanpiss okay I went back to CCA today and KW still looks like Keith and I piggyback boobs no it's not the time of the month and germ is late but she like ryan stiles(!!!!) and wanling scrapes sehsermee out if her bun and jo's another malaysian and gina kopes ppl food and i like to annoy KN and XQ sleeps at 2( W O W) Continue WOWing at the sleeps at 2 part. WOW sawartikarp anneh hahahah yo psyduck psyduck psyduck

Billy Bombers is just awesome! Blur picca but 8 out of 14 items are free! Plus 7 $15 voucher. Omg awesome or wut?
HELLO MR YOW! ^^ (very tempeted to crop lai's face out, but she looks retarded here anw hehe!)
I miss Ting tings concert @ fort canning, and museum of broken relationship. Boohoo.

People are strange from Denis Fongue on Vimeo.
Enchanted Original Soundtrack_So Close from MaX on Vimeo.

I very de cool worx

2009-01-14T09:11:00.000-08:00

I have chosen TJ as my 1st choice, apparently. After thinking through and many MSN convos, I'm kinda persuade to go TJ, due to it's prestige and the chances it offer me. Not something MJ can achieve in a short period of time. But in the end whatever JC i choose I will be missing my friends. The new shall come but I hope the old would stay too. Okay getting corny I like to eat corn but not my favourite food in the world. Pan's favourite.

Chalet has been good. The first day is spent playing Trading Game and Sengkang Animal. Omg Trading Game the most screechy game ever. Practically scream throughout to trade cards. TRADE 4 TRADE 4! Then people start to snatch cards away from you and start to throw their cards around. MICHELLE IS THE CARD SNATCHER LOL. I was screaming and laughing so hard that I eventually collapse in the middle and wait for someone to win. That's strategy.

Sengkang Animal. Omg why the name now now people in bedok also know how to play ok! I was a Gorilla. OK I am not a Gorilla but at that instance I was a Gorilla. But people still thinks I'm a Gorilla anyway. I AM NOT A GORILLA. I wanna be a chicken, but stupid Bentan go and be a chicken. So I became a Gorilla. But lucky I'm neither a rabbit or a flower. They are like, the gayest thing ever. Oops sorry khengsoon HAHA. KS is the pouncing tiger hidden dragon wor! Jellyfish is so kewl, and I swear the ostrich looks like a snake. Btw, throughout the whole game I had to beat my chest. Ouch.

The night then continue with me being high and watch Red Cliff(which is good) and then scratch by a cat and scolded by a idiotic man who wants to give me a dollar for donno what reason. When he pointed the middle finger and called me a bitch and slut, I wanted to call him hairy chest and fart at him. Wait. I actually farted at him.

Morning was suppose to be registering at my house but Waiwai and Pan the noobs...... In the end go waiwai house register and Pan fall asleep. We didn't take a picca of her sleeping. No way. Even if we did, WAIWAI DID IT. NOT ME. And waiwai is really hard to wake up he's like a robot when he never sleep

OKAY IM TOO LAZY BYEBYE. YOU KNOW I NEVER SLEEP AT ALL FOR 41 HOURS STR8. Even I never stay for second night, I use the comp till 5. Zaibo

Ok i need to get relax over the big hoohaa of choosing JC. T or M? this is definitely more taxing than waiting for O results.

It's nearly 5 in the morning

2009-01-04T11:55:00.000-08:00

And. That. Means. I'm. Awake. For. Twenty. Three. Hours. Goodnight.

Today's orientation. I kinda miss the times when we practice for orientation. P.C very cute wor~! He got scam also very kewl ^^

Fantuan very kewl too! I got say Hi and Bye! And take piccas kekeke. In his uniform kekeke. Hands on his seaweed hips some more kekeke.

THE KANG LEGACY WILL CONTINUE!!!

Tmr's mock comp. Needa wake up damn early but I GOTTA EAT BUNS WOO~~ I wish NC407 the bestttt! Celine Ruihan Zhiyi Kaiyi Jairia please dont look like chickens......though I never train you all very long alr maybe you all upgrade liao.

Kat, Benny and DJ, break all of your legs!!!

Dunno why Kangwei look like Keith......KW is Ash, cause his friend is Gary HAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

AND DID I MENTION I WATCH PONYO ON THE CLIFF BY THE SEA? OH I WATCH PONYO ON THE CLIFF BY THE SEA. I DID NOT SING THE SONG IN THE PARADE SQUARE. THE CHICKEN DID IT. THE BOOBS DID IT. THE PORK DID IT. THE MAGICIAN(scam one!!) DID IT. NOT ME.

I WATCH PONYO ON THE CLIFF BY THE SEA HALEHLOOYAH

And I eat Ice Monster ^^Mango Sherbet whatever wooooo~!

When I'm down with a flu, I roll toilet paper into a ball and stuck it up my nose.

It fits just nice.

Now. I got it ^^

OH LOOK AT THIS CLICK CLICK

It's 3.56am, Monday.

I havent watch Ponyo yet :( Not Cool.

I did this cause I need a break from Want To Pee?

3 years more and it's the end of the world.

2008-12-29T08:48:00.000-08:00

HAHAW(that's my irritating laughter) IM GONNA WATCH THIS VERY SOON. This is gonna be the first movie I will see in 2009. Po-nyo po-nyo ponyo sakana no ko~

I caught 2 movies at the last day of 2008. $20 nia~! But not painful since Sister and Jieying pay for me :B Woooohooooo~!

Lady Cop and Papa Crook is cheena and I dont get this cheena movie even I very cheena. But it's funny at some parts even I still dont get the cheena movie, I got the cheena jokes. I didn't know condomns expire wors~!

YesMan was funny as hell. But I keep wondering why the old geezer wanted to go up the ulu ulu park, take the man's money, and dissapear into the bushes. Kinda weird right WHY THE BUSHES. And the trenchcoat the girl wear damn pretty la~! My cheena sister didn't get the non-cheena jokes. You cheena person~!

DTE is pretty much a blast. But so little foam! Booooo. And the security is such a bitch I wish I fart on top of him. I saw Cao Ge and he has red hair. Ewww he has red hair. I still wanna fart on top of the security. Council people are crazy and in the end I got crazy too. Sister fetch me and went to eat with her friends. yongpeng is so disgustingly funny. I want to watch WanPiss so I shall stop typing.

Adrupt endings wooooo~! Fart fart at security guard. It rhymes woooooo~!

I need to stay up till 5 so I could wake my snoring sister. Then I could go sleep. I am bored, so I decided to type. Then after typing that Line, I go play Frost Bite 2 ^^ or read One piece (there's only like, 540+ chapters. Easy peasy.) ^^

I have a big mosquito bite on my face. Yes it's a mosquito bite, a HUGE mosquito bite my face.

*Burps* my breathe smells like garlic buried in the ground too long and corroded with acid.

HAHAW THIS IS MY IRRITATING LAUGHTER. HAHAW TO GERMAINE. HAHAW TO YOU NOT GETTING MY SPONGEY SPONGE. HAHAW.

My spongey sponge is made of real sponge, thats why it;s called a spongey sponge.

Pantyhose

2008-12-20T08:14:00.000-08:00

Did I mention I hate colours? I hate colours.

I do like paint though. That's why I did this. At. 4. a.m. Now I like colours. I also like it when things are little dark.

I want to watch this.Po-nyo po-nyo ponyo sakana no ko~
Ok I needa go toilet.

My favourite character from Cyanide and Happiness! *SQUEEZE*

I like Lol Fag guy too ^^

I laosai for 3 days consecutively~ Thanks to frozen meatballs, bitten corn, out-spill food, and more curry. I watch Saw V till 5a.m Zai bo :B

Just came back from class dinner. I like train rides.

The cats at my house are gone, Nice Security Uncle(I call Ahmad) said someone took them away. :(

I want to see Sophie, Bob, J.D and Toby. If possible, Ralph, Woof and Wolf ^^

And I want Oxfords(flat)and Gladstone Bag.

I'm whining. I need to bathe. I cannot sleep. I need to wake up at 7. I'm still whining.

I am no Baker Mama

2008-12-15T23:46:00.001-08:00

The Malay curry here is abso Fanta-o. Some great curry you cook Kayat. But it's freaking giving me the dumps and runs.

And I tried baking at home today, thanks to Sista. Cab from home to Ikea then Home. I like hotdogs.Supposed Soft Biscuit(left), which becomes hard after it cools. And Molten Lava Choco Cake, which is all spongy up down right and no molten(nor lava). I thought it would Kaboom in my mouth but all I got was Poot. Like fart.

Souffle. Fail.

OH AND Sista broke my Stitch slippers :( Its all the way from Japan baby.Goodbye my lover~

Edit: Shit I don't quite understand Saw IV, it's mind-boggling and mentally demanding. Worst still with lousy movie quality so I couldn't catch some parts. And when I thought I knew what the ending was, (continue inserting swear words).

(Inserts loads of swear words)
Shit I totally regretted spending my day at home watching Saw series!!!! On the flipside, I TOTALLY LOVE THE SERIES. TOTALLY!!!!!!! x100

Omg I'm watching Saw IV right now and at the front part they totally dissected the dead man....call Jigsaw I think? Like Ewww so disgusting(like totally) I DONT WANNA LOOK :( And the Jigsaw very evil he kill loads and loads and loads of people. He totally deserve to die lah! Totally to the max x100

Haha I blog like a bimbo so evil worx. But anw swear words keep flying in my mind when I see blood spill and bones crack. And it stays throughout the series. Absolutely gore but I love the twisted endings. Hehe I not sadistic la but it's too addictive.

Also caught Battle Royale, about students killing each other so they could win a "game". :O sadistic shows. Somehow these kind of genre really got me hooked. I adore thriller books too.

Am playing a game call Fat Cat now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gosh. FatCat FatCat i think look like Samuel HAHAHAHAH.

Ryan Stiles

2008-12-09T10:22:00.000-08:00

From, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Ryan: "Diarrhea flows like a river."

Scenes from the Hat: Things to say about food, but not to your girlfriend.
"Breast, breast, breast, breast! I'm sick of breast! WHERE ARE THE THIGHS?"

From, Underdog

"Why are you listening to your boss?"
"He's not my boss, he's my partner!"
"Then why are you listening to your partner?"
"My partner says if I don't listen to him, he'll fire me!"

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo. I like Vimeo Vimeo Cool.

I have decided to be good and sleep early today, since the late nights(4++!!!) these past past past few few few few days are making me extinct like those pandas.....

K anw finished Elfen Lied and :O the nudity is not mild haha. Heheheheh someone's eyes are burnttttttttttttt.

Anw Holidays are very....simply slacking. Either it's out or in, mostly the former. Haha keep TC with my jobless gang of ahlong really G_G I Have No Job But I Don't Mind. I got $ but I want more Kaching! Hope Lai have lobangzzzzz. And I'm not lazy kinda like the slack life though I feel useless.

It's House now! I want to see Sophie and Bob.

Hello another 2.22 and no ZZZ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Today was Stay Home Wednesday. Caught Resident Evil: Extinction and was good! Resident Evil trilogy beat the crap out of LOTR, which I ZZZ after 2.22 minutes. HAHAHAHAHA.

I make lame jokes when I'm bored. I'm bored all the time. Lime Green colour I choose you!

It's 2.22 and I'm not sleeping. :O people still online on MSN. Ok i very lazy print screen but double :O MY CCA NO ONE ONLINE HAHAH. My class very cool i think they DoTA.

OK whatever I'm going to continue Elfen Lied. Very gore + mild nudity.

Kaching I'm offline.

Thinking Back/Pengerang

2008-11-30T08:02:00.000-08:00

Heh hello bad habit once again editting my post ah whatever just came back home this morning from a kelong(malay for fishing village on sea?) at Pengerang. Wah my back and arms are damn sore from carrying buckets of sea water from the freaking sea around the kelong but still damn fun Loads Of Obscene Kids. L.O.O.K HAHAHAHAA.

Still HAHAHHAHAH at my L.O.O.K joke but really damn alot of kids! Got the Xue sisters at age 2,8,10. Teach them fishing and play Uno with them, which they got loads of self-made rules it was a l-o-l session. And I'm a great Shifu they got catch fish all by themselves ok!!! OH AND THE TWO YEAR OLD ONE WANT ME TO CARRY HER EVEN I SMELL LIKE FISH HAHAHAH I. NOT. PILLOWFILE.

There's also a kinda quiet 5 yr old girl call........................... AND I HELP ANOTHER GIRL WASH HER HANDS, THEN SHE ALWAYS WAVE TO ME ON HER OWN WILL (NOT FORCE AHEM) HAHAHAHAH CALL SOPHIA. Kids just like me lah.

BOWL CUT BOY HAS GOTTA BE THE KEWLEST!! His hair really cute like bowl-cut...(pause and thinks of GKN HAHAHA)...but he keep ignoring me but his hair kinda like bobs about in a very bowl-cutty way really cute so I call him Bowl Cut Boy. Sohpia tell me his name's Matthew but I prefer Bowl Cut Boy ^^

After smelling like a fish a whole day I bathe in cold water at around 1am. Brr it's freezing not only the water but the weather's damn chilly at night on the sea it's like free air-con and you just Brrrrrr like no business. Food's not bad really like the sauce of some crab thing. Just Superbo. And I caught 6 fishes or more! But most of the time was spent doing saikang or playing with kids.

Got 3 dogs also! There's a brown dog call Ralph, white with black patches one call Woof, and another darker brown very-wolfy dog call Wolf. All names are made up by me and they Pee everywhere. Ralph keep eating the leaves of potted plants. He likes me.

Have been reading Claymore(manga) and it's just Fanta-O. Teresa of the Faint Smile!

HELLO MALCOLM THAT'S NOT GERMAINE'S HAND ON HIS SHOULDER IT'S MINE MINE MINE.

Eh I want to post Malcolm's photos which I did not secretly took from anywhere but Blogger a bit fook up! Thinking Back Malcolm is so cute and chubby but now he join SJ(not our school one) not chubby but still very cute hahahahahahahahah.

:O This song is abso Fantastic. Tell your brother, your sister and your mamma too

David Archuleta - Crush (HQ) from Jordan Demro on Vimeo.
Vimeo's layout is just super sleek.

Btw just watch The Girl who Leap Through Time! Bravo, just bravo! No fancy artwork but the plot's just gr8. Made me :O(exasperated gasp) for 3 times, at least. Next week is some hilarious bullshit Japanese movie on Udon, called Udon. But I'll be away. Hope I get back in time.

I love Okto!

Oh am reading Fly Daddy Fly, just a 2 books manga. Omg the Daddy trained very hard just to help his daughter seek revenge. How tounching. Lately I'm such a sucker for these stories.

Drag Queen

2008-11-27T09:28:00.000-08:00

The first thing that came into mind when I put *cough*cough* make-up and stare into the mirror.

Shit I haven't do a proper post on farewell how can do for prom right!!!??? I'm damnit lazy I'm just blog hopping and playing Neopets wahlau Neopets bitch the spongebob game earn damn little now. IF IT WASNT FOR PATRICK I WONT HAVE PLAYED. Gary says meow.

And Im glad I didn't wear a dress for prom I will feel awkward like shit and will just lock myself in the toilet or hide under the table or maybe run away before the clock strikes 12 or just alakazam myself into thin air and disappear forever. I feel really comfortable in pants. DONT LOOK AT THE AH MA BLOUSE.

AND HEELS ARE (CURSE AND SWEAR) PAINFUL STAND DAMN LONG (CURSE AND SWEAR)

Prom's about

stuffing ourself silly with the first 4 dish while the rest remain nearly untouched
going around taking randomn pictures with randomn people
listening to screechy people
laughing at........nearly everything
going :O at the best-whatever-award
staring at beautiful people
feeling like a drag queen
or a cowboy, as said by wanling
going to the toilets to avoid screechy people
and put Germ's contacts, go P, go Q go S
Sabo Kangning (and have him apologising to me afterwards HAHAHAHAH)
this is going no where I'm typing nonsense
I wrote Table 25 rox sox at the guest book HAHAHAHA
Lai birdnest on the head, Mich Vavavoom, Shiqi *cough* I DEMAND TAXI FEE, Jess kid in disguise, Dragqueen, SHINY Bacteria, Zebra that like to steal Dragqueen's hat, Curly Wooly, Old Dog from the military, Nevermind you pour T on me you die
Yes this is senseless.

*Ah Beng(LOL) demand my prom pictures. Fart at him.

AND MY SISTER DREAMTALK JUST NOW LAUGHING LIKE BOLLZ NOW. Something aboout(in chinese) You tmr pass to her k or she will forgot she very fat? The loltalk?

And I'm down with flu the water from the nose won't stop flowing and they taste salty yes I drink my nose water and THEY TASTE ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL!

BY THE WAY I.....DRUMS ROLL AND SQUEAL IN DELIGHT.

TOOK PICTURESSSSSSSSS WITH SAMUEL AND TIONGHO!

note the amount of Assess no I never lie lo *cough*cough*cough*

Farewell, no?

2008-11-24T07:48:00.000-08:00

Edit: Am still up at 2.33 playing Neopets and Facebook. Pets Society sucks la! GO PLAY TOMATO BOUNCE.

Edit: NO IM NOT WEARING A DRESS!

Edit: Prom's tmr AND I WANT TO SEE SEXY PEOPLE HAHAHAH.

Edit: IM READING BOOKS. ENGLISH BOOKS. IM PROUD OF MYSELF. AND I GOT REALLY GOOD QUALITY MANGA AT 3 FOR $5! I LOVE STEALS ^^

Edit Edit: WAHLAU TODAY I WENT FAR EAST AND I SAW THIS REALLY NICE VINTAGE KINDA BARREL BAG LEH! :( AND IM STILL THINKING OF THE MILITARY JACKET :( AND THE BARREL BAG ONE OF A KIND! POM PI PI! DESIRES :(

Okay i wanted to post about farewell08 nong time ago but sometimes technology and be such a bitch and I can be such a lazy arse. Ok it's the former.

But I'm really lazy I just want to play neopets and watch ots and lots of Hitman Reborn! Start giggling at the thought of LAMBO-SAN! SO KEWL LIKE EVERY LAMBO IN THE WORLD HAHAHAHAH.

Guess when I say I will miss SJ and will love it forever, it won't be entirely true, no? I guess with time everything will fade, even if they once hold a dear position in my life. But I can assure that even they might be not as important anymore, the memories will always always stay.

The good, the bad; the superficial, the ugly; the hate, the love; not every little detail, but never forgotten.

105 Sperenza 206 NC5 Corrigan 307 NC1 Dakota NCteam08 408 NC4Instructor Slazenger

I'm may not be forever, but I'm part of them once and this is how I move it, ah hah ah hah. I'll do a proper post if I feel like it.

GO FIGURE

SO CORNY AHHHHHHHHHH NOT LIKE ME I"M LAMBO SAN HAHAHHAHA JUNCHENG DRAW ME AS LAMBO BTW MY POCKETS ARE BURNING(OR BURNT) AHHHHH SO BROKE. AND KEITH LETTER IS SO !!!!!!! MADE ME ROFL. AND HE LOOK SO SCARY IN THE PICTURE. GIRL WITH LOTS OF HAIR. AND GERMAINE IS CHICKEN. AND. AND. AND. GINA IS BLACK WHILE HUILING HAVE BIG BOB(yes, BOB). AND WANLING ONE SO FUNNY AND XIQUAN LOOK LIKE CHEEKOKPEK INSTEAD OF OLD DOG. AND MINLE HAS LOTS OF HAIR. AND JUNCHENG IS LONG BANANA. AND WANYING IS HELLO KITTY WHY YOU FLY TO TAIWAN AHHHH. AND JOHANNA LOOKS NORMAL WHY AH WHY AH.OOPS SORRY SHES A MONKEY HAHAHAHAHAAH. AND WHY KANGNING IS I-PIN HOWS THAT POSSIBLE I-PIN SO KEWL LA BUT NEVERMIND JUNCEHNG DRAW ME AS LAMBO! LAMBO-SAN LEH I LOVE LAMBO! YES MORE THEN 408 HAHAHAHAHA. EH GINA NOT BLACK ENOUGH LAH.

Too Cool

2008-11-19T07:49:00.001-08:00

I LOVE LAMBO! ^^

For my own Amusement

2008-11-14T03:08:00.000-08:00

I shall do a Quiz! Randomnly taken from somewhere over the rainbow.

Btw Hitman Reborn Rox Sox I LOVE LAMBO(5 yr old). No I'm not a pillowfile.

1: What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?
What is the question that you haven't found an answer to yet?

.......You get the drift.

2: Do you ever turn you cell phone off?
Yea. When it screw up I even smash it to the wall.

3: What happened at 10.00am today?
I don't know. I see total darkness and sense nothing.

4: When did you last cry?
5 minutes ago. When I chop onions.

5: What is your favourite thing to eat with peanut butter?
With a spoon.

6: What do you want in your life right now?
Moolah $_$ Kaching!

7: Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?
I walk in it, wait for it, or just take bus 1341.

8: What's your favourite thing to have on your bed?
Bed sheets.

9: What bottom are you wearing now?
Hawt pink underwear with furballs and lace. Ooh la la.

10: What's the nicest text in your inbox say?
OMG I LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE BEST THING IN THE WROLD I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY AND BOW TO YOU EVERYTIME I SEE YOU AND THEN I WILL TELL OTHERS YOUR BIG BIG NAME AND THEY WILL ALSO BOW TO YOU OMG IM HYPERVENTING RIGHT NOW AHHHHHH HYSTERIA. THEN WE WILL FORM A FANCLUB AND OF COZ I WILL BE PRESIDENT OMG IM SO HONOURED I WANT YOU USED TISSUEPAPER TOENAILS EARSHIT DANDRUFF HAIRWHORL MOSS GANGRENE WEED PAMPERS ANYTHING!

From: President of Siewmin FC.

12: Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
That hawt pink underwear with furballs and lace.

13: What was the last movie you caught?
High School Musical 3. Ryan is hawt hawt hottie.

14: What are you proud of?
Prestident of Siewmin FC.

Another text just came in: OMG IM SO HOURNOURED YOU ARE PROUD OF ME AHHHHHH........

15: What does the oldest text message in your inbox say?
Another holy shit long message about me from the President.

16: What was the last song you sang out loud?
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song, Squidward style.

17: Do you have any nicknames? What are they?
Holy shit.

18: What does your last received text message say? Who was it from?
Yet another $#@&#^$ long message from President.

19: What time did you go to bed last night?
Tiger.

20: Are you currently happy?
I'm gay.

21: Who gives you best advice?
Who.

22: Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
I eat eggs.

23: Who did you talk on phone last night?
I farted.

24: Is anything bugging you right now?
WHERE? THERE'S A BUG ON ME? OMGGGGGG.

25: What/who was the last thing/person to make you laugh?
LAMBOOOO!

26: Do you wear toe socks?
Yes. Rainbow colours.

27: Who was the last person you missed a call from?
Oops. My phone's smashed.

28: Have you ever had your heartbroken?
Trying to dig it out.

29: What annoys you most in a person?
When they are annoying.

30: Do you have a crush on anyone?
IT'S HAMMER TIME! Starts dancing MC Hammer, Squidward style.

31: Have you ever done cocaine?
Nah, I don't do bugs.

32: What is the colour of your room?
I'm not in my room.

33: Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollars?
D'uh. I'm getting paid to kill someone I hate.

34: Do you believe in the saying 'talk is cheap' ?
No. But bird talk is cheep. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

35: Who was the last person to lie in your bed?
That sex maniac from under the sea.

36: Who was the last person to hug you?
That sex maniac from under the sea.

38: Do you have a life?
No. But I have something better: That sex maniac from under the sea.

39: Have you ever think someone died, when they really didn't?
That sex maniac from under the sea.

40: What is the reason behind your profile song?
It informs people that stars(five of 'em), rise out of the stormy sea. Not a calm or vast one, but a stormy sea.

41: Who was the last person you saw in your dream?
That sex maniac from under the sea.

42: Last time you smiled?
Tiger time.

43: Have you changed this year?
I'm hairier. My lips is full of Botox. My pores is like the Grand Canyon. My hair is smooth and silky. My chest if full of implants. I'm wearing a different outfit every year. Except for my hawt pink underwear with furballs and lace, it is a must.

44: What are you listening right now?
Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

45: Are you talking to someone when you doing this?
That sex maniac from under the sea.

46: Do you walk with your eyes open or closed?
Closed.

47: Is there a quote you live by?
To fart or not to fart, Siewmin says.
秀敏说：要放屁还是不要放屁呢？

48: Do you want someone you can't have?
LAMBO! and That sex maniac from under the sea.

49: Have you ever played an instrument?
Many. The recorder, the electronic beam balance, the bunsen burners, the rheostat.....

50: What was the worst idea you've had in week?
Creating a post for my own amusement.

Monster. Grimmer :'(

2008-10-26T05:19:00.001-07:00

Damn I finished Monster. While everyone is inspired by Obama(or McCain), Monster had really been thought-provoking for me. I really really love it. It's those not-very-action-packed anime that keeps me craving. Kudos. To 13rose

Btw, Grimmer died :'(
Lunge is really FTW cause he nearly ripped someone's spleen out.
Johan is wickedly handsome.
And Roberto _|_

I used the scissors to cut and cut and cut stuff for like no mother for 3 hours straight today and my fingers hurt like..... and I watch 13 episodes today! Not very hardcore lah. Oooh and I watch Heroes season 3! I lubb Hiro Nakamura! So kewl. Lambo also very kewl!

LAMBO LAMBO LAMBO! AND I DID THIS COLLAGE USING PAINT. PAINT LEH! CLICK TO SEE BIG BIG.

Gosh I didn't know this is my 200 post. AFter 3 years! Whoopeedodo. Okayz I need to find good quality animes with HD. Veoh dont have Reborn.........ZZZZZ

Am watching Monster now! After a year I'm finally going to finish the series ^^

I was watching Fantastic 4: The rise of the silver surfer. Silver surfer pretty hawt. And then I switch to Brave Story on Okto. Guess what. TWO 'SILVER SURFER'. Beat that, Fantastic 4. Beat that!

But anyway brave story is not bad. The artwork and storyline is pretty good. Jozo is so kewl. Gotta remember to catch other anime movie. Blood the Last Vampire still remain the best!

Ooh next week movie look kinda cheesy. Hah the triplets of bellville.

Oh shit burn the oil. Burn SS. Burnt me.

Jack White(!!!!!!!) and Keys in Another Way to Die (Quantum of Solace). Gosh I love Jack White, easily one of the best guitarist in the industry. White Stripes da bomb.

Beyonce's da bomb. I don't get the video at first, and then I thought I got it, and then I didn't, and then I GAVE UP. Oh well just stare at Beyonce

Grr I'm so confused. I don't understand me me me you everyone.

*Sparks fly in the brain*Kaboom*

Ever changing hair and outfit, never changing gaze.

Edit/
Haha shit so many parodies about that video. But the original one remain the best.

Just a lolbreak

2008-10-10T09:43:00.001-07:00

Join our group and you will find
Harmony and peace of mind
Make you better
We're here to welcome you

We're all on a journey to
Finding the real inner you
Make you better (make you better)
We're here to welcome you

*Hic*Ouch*Hic*Ouch*Hic*OUCH*

The title says all. By the way I just watched A Bug's Life. And.

"Where are you?"
"I'm the only stick with eyeballs!"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OKAY SO FUNNY. By the way I. Am. Slacking. Bomb. Dung.

*Hic* Good luck *Hic* for O!

I've thought of the things I will missed after I left school.

And topping the charts are....(Lo and behold! AND THE PRETTY FLOWERS)

Cat outside School. Fat, Flurry, and have orgasmic expression when I scratch it. Maybe it's just me.
Brown Tabby whom I call Sabby on my way home from school. Sabby is a cat, who is a Tabby.
Bob the ~~builder~~ dog who is a bobdog. I like Cola-flavour.

Overdued

2008-10-04T07:34:00.000-07:00

Looking ridiculous @ Viwawa

Hello~~~~~~

First things first, this year's birthday had been a blast. Definitely my best so far, since I can't really remember my previous 10 years ones. Thanks everyone for the gifts and wishes. Received the weirdest gifts this year, from loads and loads of 冬瓜茶 to fake ATM machines to those lovely shoes.

Especially want to thank my clique for the wonderful Sunday. It's really awesome spending time with you guys at Pasir Ris Park. Some damn good childhood memories revived over there eh? Seems like I'm not the only one young at heart also! You all also very childish one lo! Oh did some embarrassing dance. Shivers when I think of the pole....

Secondly, came and went was the prelims. Oh well result are say, rocking, for the effort I put in. Gotta really start my engine for the Oreos, I have no drive at all. Really want to kick self in the backside. Must study outside.... Temptations at home..... Cannot resist.....

Last 2 sessions of PE was well spent playing captain's ball. I am big slacker and I want to be in Tenghui's team but I only got in 1 time! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY. Oh well captain's ball is one ball of laughing ball cause people are retarded when playing captain's ball.

And Bridge really the owning game in our class. Haha just Viwawa-ed with Mich Pan Lai. Bridge rocks! I in Viwawa is level 4!

MJC open house is boring. VJC open house is bagus. Both JCs are a tad too far. MJC is more relaxing. VJC must have self-discipline. MJC is mugger school. VJC is superficial school. Both JCs i need to take 2 bus. MJC apple crumble nice. VJC nearby got Subway. MJC is new. VJC give me free ice cream. TJC I Repel. SAJC abortion rate is the highest.

Oh well, study break liao. Gotta go back to school to study cause I at home really G_G

No more...(JUST GONNA SHOW THE PRETTY FLOWERS)

Shiqi beside me sucking all my clever aura away
Huiying infront of me to forget her name
Miaoz beside me for randomn talks
Pan to terrorize me
Jess to further terrorize me
Mich to bring 3 decks of poker to class
Leng to gossip and gossip
Lai to do the *vomits* A*N* sign
KN to gossip, make fun of, blow his trumpet during class and also suck my clever aura
XQ to 啃地瓜 and 饮茶. Bad english...
Lipin to talk to in class and walk changcheng
Jac to peep in the toilet
Analise to provide me sweet
Waiwai to kick my chair, or don't let me rock my chair (wah lau bloody irritating!)
Nelson is muscular ballerina, Bentan is gosu, Kayat is gay, Jianghao's pants are too short for him.
DUANRUI! and Yanzhao
KS to lend tissue and pick up stuff
Tenghui is Muah Chee
Others.............(paiseh)
YAHONG TO RANT AND GUAILAN ABOUT
Duanrui! and the misc PRCs (HAHA)
others to play bridge with, talk with, laugh with, make fun of, bitch about, laughing at me, me laughing at them and .......... NEVERMIND!

I refuse to type further more. Auf Wiedersehen! (oogles at Heidi Klum)

I can watch NC16 movies without faking my age

2008-09-24T07:46:00.000-07:00

I can summarize today in 1001 words. Okay, not much of a summary. My summary suxor.
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BAGUS

5 minute Neopets adventure~

2008-09-21T07:08:00.001-07:00

Heehee I play Neopets. so what? I'm still a rockstar \m/

OK That's super no link if you don;t understand. I want to post videos so so much! And since I already sompah, that means I cannot post videos. So it's back fiddling with Paint~ Paint rox sox! I lubb lubb Paint. But still, I really want to post videos!

So when you mix Paint with Neopets, Aye it spells Misadventures.CLICK TO ENLARGE

Coltzan is bullos!

SnowWager getting kinda kinky coz I woke him from his sleep. Lucky sia, my Pet is male~

Oops I starve my Pet~ Haha lucky win food from tombala.

Very Rotten Tomatoe for dinner!At least better then nothing right! Gross food > Nothing

Randomn advertisements at the site. B-) Good that it's advertising for the better of mankind. Yes I did that using Paint! WANSUI!!!

Oh well end of 5 minute misadventure~ Wonder if there's Salvation Army in Neopets? Or else have to eat Rotten Tomatoes everyday then die liao. I don't even like tomatoes in the first place.

Kinda rubbish post teeheehaho.

Something I don't think I'll ever forget,

2008-09-17T05:26:00.000-07:00

My last Utube video, SOMPAH! No no no, for next 3 posts no more UTuBe swear sompah cross fingers.

BTW, I think germaine don't know how to embed videos LOL

/edit, totally unrelated to title ^^ long time no use paint. Editting skills still 1337 ^^

Big Shit & Commando 2!!!!!!

2008-09-13T04:35:00.000-07:00

Something I'll never get tired of, Hey Jude-The Beatles. Yes UTuBe.

OMG COMMANDO 2 LOOKS SO BLOODY AWESOME!
Commando 2 Trailer

Hello I'm blogging in the toilet! Not in my house toilet some more leh!

Ah I was feeling kinda messed up BUT OMG IM BLOGGING IN THE TOILET AHAHAHAH SHIT WHAT I DOING HAHAHAHAAH.

Okay toilet blogging > messed up. wooooooohooooo!

Must Watch

2008-09-07T22:16:00.000-07:00

The Ting Tings- We Walk

Daughtry- What about now
(wahlauuuuu cannot embed!!!!! Love the vid, love the song.)

Channel 5 have so many goodie woodie American/British gameshows super wuper fungi funny ahahahahh was trying to study chemistry yesterday but hop hop Channel 5 at 12 am Distraction really lawlproton show. Yes it's kinda sadist. Sadist is funny right?

Whose Line Is it Anyway?
No...It's not Happy Tree Friends. They are sadist, but not really funny.

Whose Line Is It Anyway? After Distraction @ 12.30am AHAHAHAHAHAH BLOODY FUNNY CHARLIE ANGELS SOUND EFFECT

Both @ Channel, Sunday 12a.m onwards! Ahah now I know what I do in the night liao. Don't sleep go watch TV!

Posting UTube VideoS are F u N

The First thing I want to do after Oreos

2008-09-03T23:32:00.000-07:00

WATCH ONE PIECE!

368 episodes and still counting! I CANNOT WAIT :D :D :D :D :D :D

Blood isn't the only Red thing, and Hair isn't the only screw-up.

2008-08-28T06:52:00.000-07:00

And I woke up in the morning with 1 eye swollen and now it's still swollen. You know very bad for me to have swollen eye cause my eyes aren't big and if 1 of them is swollen....(pause and ponder)....They don't really make a difference. Gee.

I should stop whining. And stop editting my post to make it look long long long. No wonder I never hit 200.

Grrrrrrr I'm so angry at myself I lock up my own memory card and forgot the password!

On a candle note, I watch Cartoon Network today...You know, home for the imaginary friends
All-time favorites Classics like Tom and Jerry
Ben 10!!!??? (stares at all the Popular Ben 10 merchandise kids go crazy for...)
NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!?????

If there's one thing I believe right now, is that hair always grow. Always look on the bright side of life, even your grass patch ain't green.

Wonderwall- Oasis

Gosh, I'm into playing games again.

Nitrome.com!

I lubb lubb Supernatural Talks!

Totally pawn bitchtalks ahahahahah.

Okay it isn't bloody funny

2008-08-18T05:27:00.001-07:00

W O W ! I'm very impress by London's performance for their Olympics 2012. I thought the London performers were superb, kinda have goosebumps(in a good way). Btw I miss Beijing's opening and closing performance even though for both times my TV was on...Gee computer prove to be more shiny than Beijing. If the word for Olympics 2008 is Grand, I guess 2012 will be Funky. I also don't know why. but I really look forward to London's Olympics. Think it will be totally different from Beijing this year?

And Leona Lewis.....is outshine by the Old Man guitarist and the Violinist in hot shorts. Drools~ Where is Beckham anyway?

THE TOWER THING IS BAGUS (Y)

I really dislike making decisions I really hate hate hate them and I don't like them at all. They are one of those things that I have super sonafagun trouble making them ahhhhhhhhh why why why. Especially those that you know whether you made this or that you will still feel bad cause either side is a wrong choice there's no prefect choice in this kinda situation unless I care only about myself but I don't so whichever I make it will still be wrong wrong wrong cause..........Grrrrrr.

Physics says that with a mirror of only half your body height, you are able to see your full body.

I say, it seriously takes more than that. With a hundred mirrors surrounding you, you might not even see yourself properly.

I can't either.

For people who didn't get it, I was online on a thursday morning! Where's the AH ppl nia?
I got detention today, and I sit the same bus as CaiCai.

I think she heard everything I said. Oops, too bad.

I got the weirdest dreams, and I 1 week never shit nia~

New British ang moh teacher is hot stuff.

Fat legs.

Study

2008-08-08T05:22:00.000-07:00

Elvis Presley is charming.

Long live, King Elvis!

Have been spending much time with classmates lately. You know like staying back after school to prepare for the cheering competition thing. Though prelims is nearing, it's really cool. Cause I didn't have this after-school life for very long, that do-proper-stuff-have-fun-after-school-life.

Kinda like....SJ. : ( :

Okay I don't know where to start off but I reach school very de early this morning! Thanks to powerful morning callers like Shiqi and Michelle (stares at Germ the noob). Face painting was pretty ok, but it was very messy, and people keep calling my name, searching for paint and brushes, I didn't eat my breakfast, people still calling me name, going round waving brushes at people's face, people continue to call my name, name, name, name.

I swear, I nearly want to shout "That's not my name!".

Then hurry hurry chiong chiong fast forward chop chop to the National Day Parade. Lousy marching niaaaaaa~ Cheering competition was damn funny. OK LA Huiling look pretty and bitchy, with the pink thang on her hair! And ZX, omg. Omg, PCK Pte Ltd!

Chop chop our turn liao then chop chop it ends. Pretty good I think. Though I'm super blur and nearly want to laugh when I see Geok Lian(favorite teacher of the non-obsessive category)

We got third! Heehee was pretty aweeeeeeeeeeesome feeling.

Fast forward to class outing at airport. With ShiQi Mich Pan Miaoz Boonz Jess Geldin Jac Lipin Wenxin Wankee Chinaman Nelson Bentan Wai KS JiangHao

Tree....I don't know what and never see de ceremony not important. See people dig the ground of a tropical environment and put pine trees inside? LAWLPOPEYE. Okay lunch at Popeye's was so full. Sat down at T2 viewing hall and tc.

Slurrrr....p and Polar Bear(Y). I am Master at Polar Bear! I got killed at the first round...swear at KS. Must have provoke the hidden dragon in me cause I win for 2/3 rounds! Last round XQ(polar bear from China) keep killing me and I keep saving myself(Doctor with a brilliant head). Super hilarious when I kill Miaoz! Jac is the crouching tiger under the sheep skin!

Was super tired after everything. Went home and sleep on massage chair. ZZZ

Btw wahlau nelson damn skinny he can climb through the window. Wahlau so skinny wahlau wahlau wahlau wahlau wahlau wahlau wahlau wahlau. Thank you. Still, Wahlau. Wahlau.

I bet Germ will feel zealous: I PAINT DR'S FACE!

Wahlau.

Pictures pictures

2008-08-02T08:16:00.000-07:00

I know very lazy keep posting videos from Youtube and type very little but....

THE TINGS TINGS! I lub dub the tings tings la! But they don't only sing pretty damn good songs that give people headache. Traffic light is aweeeeeesome!

And Elvis Presley. Back to the 60's! Elvis is jaw-peeing pants-dropping hot! OMG ELVIS PRESLEY FAINTS

4J'08

Omg the script! - The Man Who Can't Be Moved

Oh my god. Haruhi shoes...

Call mohan! Stares at the India teacher who thinks I have small eyes...
Picture Credit: Kennysia.com

Sixty-seven points of Articulation

2008-07-31T07:40:00.000-07:00

Joker

2008-07-19T08:27:00.000-07:00

I hate it when I have a big mouth.

Actually I'm never a big mouth. When I talk talk see see laugh laugh, I tend to control. I learn to control and know how to control and I control alot. Cause you really don't want to spoil the mood. But there's always times when I got too engross that something will spill out of my mouth. A little or very much, I just hate it. Cause it not only makes me feel uneasy, but also the people with me. I must think properly when I say some words now.

I lub Joker!
Totally pawns Batman.

And anyway I got my new microwave and actually wanted to post how to cook eggs(without then exploding) in the microwave, but apparently....I'm too bloody lazy and still didn't grasp the perfect timing to cook eggs in the microwave.

Am still not used to my microwave my old one totally pawns it. But time will take it's toll and I will learn to like my microwave and cook nice eggs.

I tried to do E.Maths at 2a.m yesterday...CANNOT MAKE ITPlease click to view enlarge version, and if you really got stamps on your eyes, it says:

Time taken=Sean Pace/Spoilt Car

I see armpit hair!

2008-07-10T06:57:00.000-07:00

The Hokkaido Fair is Madness Indeed.

The people, the ridiculously overpriced food, and queuing 1hour+ for the bloody pancakes looking thangs is no joke. I swear the reception is so bad that my radio literally zizizizigagashhhhpooofwakakkashhzizigaga. And watching a monkey slamming Panasonic laptops to show they are super imba and super suitable for people like me for 10 times is puke blood. But anyway I feel such an auntie to buy 40 of em la! They weren't worth the 1hour+ wait though...

the 22.90 lunch box really suckz bollz don't buy not worth $. The brown stuffed sotongs too. The tako ball also cheat money one.

The scallops selling at 3 for 5.20 are bagus (Y)

Hokkaido food fair is so overrated.

About my last post people think I'm super upset/emo(for the limited vocabulary people who use Emo for everything, eg....) over my mid year results. No lah don't have super but confirm got a little one what. I still reap what I sow and I deserve every bit of lousy results. Actually I'm super contented over my L1R5! Actually I am prepared for the worst and thought I would get 28 or something! HAHAHAHAH DONT HAVE SO HAPPY LAH.

The more I think about my mids, the happier I get. Wahahahahahaha Guan Yin Ma ftw!

And 2 days ago, I lost my microwave :(

It was quite old already and it short circuited now and then. Need to throw away or else my other household appliance in danger also. The microwave is like the 3rd most important electrical appliance(after TV and computer)! I can sure live without the air-con but not without a microwave!

I will remember the countless eggs that is cooked to perfection in you. The overnight food that I heat up in you. Not to forget the endless products that keep exploding in you. Yes, I love the microwave.

On a super bright side, MY NEW MICROWAVE IS COMING VERY SOON LIKE TMR NIGHT YES AHAHAHAHA THAT MEANS I CAN COOK EGGS AND EXPLODE THINGS AGAIN. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

PS: I lied about the ranking of the microwave. I used my phone to take a picture of it. Now microwave is #4

PSS: Ok, I need the refrigerator to store things for my microwave to cook, so #5.

PSSS: I swear that I actually needed the fan to survive if there's no air con. And the gas stove. And and and and......

PSSSS: I going roflmaobbqlollercoaster over blogs. Gosh gotta check out the links I link they are the scallops!

AHAHAHAHAHAH NEW MICROWAVE.

Nitrome.com

2008-07-06T05:14:00.000-07:00

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OMG I ACTUALLY DID WHAT I WAS SUPPOSE TO DO AHAHAH.

On a side note, went to some health convention at Suntec just now.

Sister, Salesperson

小姐你今年几岁，要不要做facial呢？你看，我们的配套有帮你作 Blah Blah Blah 帮你豆豆，毛孔诸塞等............blabbers................

我不喜欢人家动我的脸，身体。只有我可以动。

I was actually thinking about revamping my blog, until I got so lazy that i dont even bothered to post.

Okzzzzzzz. I screw my exams medium time. I meant, I kinda expect the lousy results I would get so I wasn't really pulled into the bottomless pit. I reap what I sow you know. No effort=no results. Period.

Both my languages spell GG for me. Omg I got freaking 8 for english summary lousy bullz. But anyway the others I'm quite content coz they were those results I would get. Omigosh I don't want to fail chinese why must I write "Da rainbow in my heart"? Lousy choice.

(Pardon me for saying this) I think crying over results is simply bullshit. Seriously, I don't do this. Cause my/your/their tears are not Guan Yin Ma and they simply don't alter the bullshit you(or the teachers) write on your exam papers. So c'mon so what lousy results? Aiya work doubly/triply/quadruply/Hi-five! the next time lah!

By the way, I have Guan Yin Ma tears try making me cry on your exam papers teehee.

Anyway, I'm super motivated to study hard for prelims! (put on shrek ears and tuck in shirt)

Cartoon Network is my favourite dose of coffee for sleepless night. I lubdub Foster's Home of Imaginary Friend!I like the big purple monster and the bird best!

Cartoon cartoon

2008-06-28T01:47:00.000-07:00

Hello hello I will be studying my physics very soon yes I will uh-huh I shall not slack anymore~

And I have a super beeeeeg urge to switch to LJ or wordpress since they have many nice skins or you can customize one yourself. I'm sick of blogger's boring templates. No, blogskins.com is sooooooo not the way for me man.

Anyway thursday was some catching up some squad girls but I was being a turn-off since I had not enough sleep, detoxification and excretion.

My body clock is screw up down left right the past few days but I'm catching up my sleep, so Yay, But it's gonna be screw dong nan xi bei cause I confirm cannot finish study and sleep by 12 midnight nooooooo.

Longer by David.A :D

I still love Cartoon Network and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy is da best!

LAST PICTURE IS LAWL......TYRANNOSAUR.

Mugger Galore!

2008-06-22T12:41:00.001-07:00

It's 1a.m .

And I still have like, 1 more chapter of geogprahy(food)

and 122 pages of SS to go.

Oh shit.

Re-edit/

I think I'm able to complete everything! Yay me! And it's 3.45 am.

Gosh I don't need sleep at all.

Cartoon Network is da way to go.

Nerd in da....WHAT!?

2008-06-18T07:04:00.000-07:00

I was actually being studious today, until I touch this bloody metallic object jammed full of softwares and Neopets called the Computer *tinkling stars all over*

Ah crap whatever happen to the go-online-log-in-ACP-finally-start-on-your-Humanities goal? THE INTERNET IS A DEVIL IN DISGUISE. BLOGS ARE A NEMESIS. AND NEOPETS ARE HUNGRY WEREWOLVES HIDING UNDER VIRTUAL PUPPY EYES AND FUR COATS. I'll assume it's a full moon today (tra-la-la-la never see the moon outside la-la-la-la).

La-la-la-la-la.

Still, Mid-Years are only 4 days away, and I should get worried.

No, I should not. I shall have complete faith and trust in myself that I'm able to complete all of my Humanities in this period of 4 days.

Yes I can, and I will, and I shall, and I must. (continues to chant incantation)

On a side note, I bought new earphones! But it looks pink...No, I'm pretty sure it's Red. Metallic red. Yes it's red. (continues another incantation)

Okay I should stab myself for blogging. I got mosquito bites that look like they are accumulating pus. All the phagocytes, bacteria and dead tissue have accumulated, so will my Qi.

Ohmmmmmm...

PS: Sophie and Bob da Dog!

Me likey likey :D

2008-06-05T08:32:00.000-07:00

THE TING TINGS

MICHAEL JACKSON

I AM A FAN!
I know, Michael Jackson bleach himself, has a hole in his nose( not nose hole but his fake nose drop or something right?) , and is arrested for child molestation charges, but undeniably, HE ROCK THE HOUSE! But I'm not letting him in.

And most of you probably haven't heard of The Ting Tings, suckers. Good indie rock band :) Duos just like the likey likey White Stripes

Gosh, I'm so downloading their songs, and problably do not insert it into my phone since it has lousy memory, lousy camera, lousy keypads(2 spoil liaoz), lousy audio functions, lousy system, lousy everything. Aiya but I shall likey my phone since I won't it sooner or later. Groans.

By the way, Brudder go army liao, and pretty sure he's one of the fat ones. Ha Ha won't see him for nong nong time very happy manz.

ANTM SEASON N CHANTEL VICTORIA HEATHER ME LIKEY.

Bianca biatch.

I Feel

2008-06-01T11:02:00.000-07:00

Zealous, like a jerk, and too complacent over my revision.

DS Lite is a killer.

And on a lighter note, holidays are here and w h y t h e h e l l a m i s t u d y i n g . But anyway, I'm lazy to make a really long post. So...

On Family:

Sista drove me to her school (NYP) and it was a nightmare. We nearly crash into the tree 5 times! HAHAH KIDDING but there's this uncle-on-a-motor and he look into our window and start to shakes-head, LAWL. And her school is really big and awesome with escalators, elevators and very very very cheeeeeeeeep Macdonald! Like really super cheep even cheeper then outside student's meal. Serious. Super Cheep. Really. I should stop I know.
Brudder is going army (gloats in secret)
Mudder and Fadder went fishing again, and there's too much bloody fish!

On School/Class:

Oral on thursday. Not sure whether I screw up, but I got Mohan. Hope she understand me. Study with Michelle after that. Pasar Malam and Pet Safari is the (Y)
Sentosa with class on friday. But I studied in the morning! At least not so guilty mahz. It's quite successful i think, at least it feels like a class. If you hate the ball, you gotta punch the ball. AND WHY NEVER GO WATER (dreamz about six packs)(NO! NOT THE FATS!)
(NO! NOT THE FATS EYES WILL BURN SEEING THE FATS)

On SJ:

Nothing I guess. I miss the 11 of them. OK I'm pretty damn sure I lied about that. I haven't been doing catching up and I've been falling into my own space. And it kinda sucks to see that e-mail. Over-reacting and being blinded by our own visions sucks.

On Me:

I should learn how not to talk back, do some real and proper studying, and playing Neopets is totally acceptable.
Do Moodle it's is the noodle in the bowl and the moolah in the pockets.
I completed 1 E.Maths paper! (Hohohohohohohohohoho)
I've been sleeping at 4 in the morning(HAha) and I've been dreaming and I dreamt that my mum bought me Prawn Noodle for Breakfast but in reality it's Bak Chor Mee. Haha.

HOHO MY BA ZHANG IS READY BYEBYE EARTHLING MAY THE BA ZHANG GODDESS HAUNT YOU.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Kennysia.com

2008-05-22T02:49:00.000-07:00

Teeehee Kenny Sia rocks man!

Bte, E-Learning is E-Gaming. HAHAH

V-W-A-W-A

2008-05-21T08:08:00.000-07:00

Internet was down awhile ago. So i did this in Paint! WAHAHAHAHAH MASTER MANZ I AM FTW!
Anyway E-Learning tmr. Pukes that I have to study on the computer, spoil my eyes you know. And I could have do much more Paint pieces lah! But anyway, JOIN VIWAWA!

Muahahahahahhaz STWACK IS THE (Y) MAN!
And SUSHIDO IS THE ULTIMATEZ! Pawns Wahjoong like...like, aiya 你知道的啦。那种，怎么说呢？就是那种，UMMMMMMMMMMM。你知道的啦~

Teehee my character is the one with the curly wooly red hair with monster teeth(sista's acct=Gay but cute shiat)

LOL I PISS THE NINJA OFF AND HE SHOOT NINJA STARS AT ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

(R)

2008-05-17T10:19:00.000-07:00

Nah, I'm not blogging cause it's Duan Rui's birthday.

OK IM BLOGGING CAUSE ITS DUANRUI BIRTHDAY. HAHAHAHAH OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUANRUI OOOH LALA. Yes I'm dedicating a birthday post to DuanRui teeheehahoho.

By the way, I drank Lychee Drink(one of my fav. since nong nong ago) today after a nong nong time. And then follwed by Winter Melon tea next.
And I'm telling you, 冬瓜茶 still pawns like nobody business.It's less-sugar leh!

冬瓜茶 FTW!

RIGHT CLICK VIEW IMAGE/ CLICK PICCA TO VIEW PLEASE THANK YOU.
O. M. G. Who's feeling flirrrrrrrty?

PS: A (R) a nick gives the ChengDus 20 cent.

Strike 2

2008-05-03T06:30:00.000-07:00

Remember this car?Oh apparently he didn't, or need to take his driving lessons a third time again, cause he strikes back.

(Pardon, bad quality picca below)

PS: I BOUGHT A DRINK WITH THE WILD BOAR FROM MAPLE STORY ON TOP!

BobDog

2008-05-01T07:23:00.000-07:00

Teehee new month. Last month was pretty baaaaaaaad.

But the last day of last month wasn't.

Paper 1 was (N) OK maybe it's pretty bad once again. But anw for chinese I wrote that my sister died of liver hardening and I was a gangsta. Gosh, come to think of it, I might screw up down left right.

But anw 18 chef's with Lengz Lai Jess SQ Panz Miaoz Michelle. Talk about our common bitch item again, and maybe more of it. Then Michelle's house for SOPHIEEEEEEEEE and DDR!

Yes DDR NOOBERZ ME AND LENGZ. But anyway sophie was damn cute in her pink dress like awesomeeeeeez please. And teehee Sophie like my smelly feet and licking me smelly face.

Digressing, Bob the Dog also damn (Y)

Kinda have a mini workout in her house like DDR Skipping and Hula Hoopz 0.0 Gonna pawn DDR!

I love Labour Day manz Dodgeballz was (Y) LAUGH AT BORAT WHEN HE"S FAT.

Teehee I see a DDR Kingz in this person!

No Air

2008-04-25T02:13:00.000-07:00

Yesterday's a Thursday and there's not much for me to do. No 5-minute polish boots, no ironing of uniform, no washing of my black skirt, no preparation. Feels kinda empty.

It's a Friday and I'm home by 4.30, excluding the fact that I Ajisened with SQ jess Mich and had long bitchtalk with Panz & Miaoz. HOW CAN HOW CAN DURING NORM DAYS I NEVER EVER REACH HOME BEFORE 5! And there's no more stinky people polishing their stinky boots with their stinky socks in the stinky class. Stank.

And I seem to stop blogging. Maybe I don't really feel like thinking that Handover is over hands down. It's over. My last CCA in SJ, and it's a kinda lousy day for a lousy CCA with lousy OMs in the superduperfruwhooper lousy school.

But I know that even the journey in SJ have ended(which might not even be true teeheehahoho), the impact, the memories these 11 people left on me will never go away.

3 years and abit more may seem short, but they feel like the longest friendship I ever had, and the best part was I know it'll go on. There are stupid quarrels and bitching along the way yes, but somehow yet another we manage to pick ourselves up and tomorrow is a whole new day.

Teehee so sentimental and corny BUAY TAHAN AH! Ok stop it stop it. If I'm really unlazy perhaps I shall blog down my 3 years and a bit more life in SJ. But now, neopets ZZZ (Y)

H

2008-04-15T04:46:00.001-07:00

Oh my everywhere I go (yes people still want to know), people are counting d-o-w-n. Guess CCA made a great impact on everyone's life. Me 2. Can't wait, yet still dreading it. It's just 4 more days, and 1 last CCA, to prove to everyone, and for everyone to prove to us. Life after H is gonna be b-o-r-i-n-g. Reaching home at 330, sit down on the desk, and M-U-G.

But I'll enjoy my last 4 days. Definitely.

So teeheee haven't blog for so long again. Last friday's CCA was still boring. But KFC with squad at night! So much fun coping cheese fries and shooting ice and bullying KN and shooting ice at KN and bullying KN (.......)

Saturday went for Qing Ming Jie. Saw my very long-time-no-see Very-Old-Uncle and he's like a Alzheimer's patient damn cute with the umbrella and his bag and his cap and his constant repeating of the same story to different people. HE SHINE OVER MY LIL COUZZIE LA THATS HOW CUTE HE IS.

Sunday got woke up by HL at 7. The crazy girl decide an impromptu swim at my house. But nvm I had Mac's for breakfast, which McGriddles (N) So the lost(germ) and the boob(HL) finally reach me house. Teeheehahoho HL IS IN A BIKINI OODLES AND DROOLS AND EYEBALLS POP OUT. and the lost one has...nothing. Too bad. Mugging beside the pool= Ineffective (hot sun, hot girls, boobs, nothing, cute kids).

Went for NJChoir Concert with Shiqi Chaijia. Got very kind pretty woman who guide us half the way to Victoria Concert Hall. Their performance was (Y) All chorals, but none made me asleep. Like the Riddle Song, Tickle Song, and Super Mario. Also got performance by a primary school. (Y) SO CUTE LA OMG OMG GASP. And fairview secondary(N) made me fell asleep.

And a spider was on my head after the concert. Played with it and decide to name it carrot. Put Carrot back in the greens(kind soul).

Raffles City & Marina Square after that. Shiqi left after getting her donuts. Got Chippy (Y) Dinner with Amanda CJ at Secret Recipe. Talked and talked and catch up with the good ol' times.

Byebye Project M is on!

Clumsy (A)

2008-04-06T05:23:00.000-07:00

I don't think I'm addicted to Neopets anymore! Since it always loads at 0.000001m/s tabuleh tahan ah! This week has been buzzzzzzy.

Monday- Photo taking session with the competition teams!

Tuesday- Macs with 4j girls

Wednesday- HP Training G_G gonna get screw very badly by mdm lurrrr.

Thursday- I still feel kinda guilty for not going meeting. But T3 with the Shiqi Jess Michelle Pan LaiLai! (Y) to Popeye and Secret Recipe(Cheesecake is never sinful here) and Wonka Rope. (N) to the pile of sugared meshed cakes I have to eat. (Y)(Y)(Y) to slurrrrrrrrrrrrrp game.

Firday- CCA was ZZZ. Dinner at 85! Satay beehoon ftw!

Saturday- Choir Concert with Pan Shiqi Jess Michelle Miaoz Huiying Yvonne Went to some ulu pandan-growing place and watch CDS performance. They were (Y) and Cindy look so cute! Fanghui is so not cute and Huiying is acting cute HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Left with Huiying later for Choir concert. Marina square for dinner and gifts. AND I SEE JUNCHENG(ignores minle) AND THEY WERE DISCUSSING PORN STUFF.

Tanjong Pagar to meet Old dog and the rest. The place is so crowded with kiasu AHS people. Talk cock with SJ juniors. Bag drop in a successful attempt of teleport due to more crazy AHS people jamming the entrance. The first part of the concert damn ZZZ and I wanna fell asleep liao. HSM next and it was kinda nice. Miaoz went crazy and I sit beside her oh no! SEE JUNCHENG AGN(ignores the rest). Amanda gave me a flower and I had to go her concert in return HAHAHA JK> Kayat is gay. JU ON IS FTW HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

AND HUILING IS WEARING A DRESS THAT SHOWS HER (Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)! HAHAHAHAAHHA CHEER UPPPPPP :D

Today roam around at the Kallang place. Anw last sunday went back to old house. The talisman at the doors are finally gone. Missed my old house alot actually. The view is fantastic outside with those 70's houses. I remember on National Days I always could see the fireworks at Kallang Stadium. Now there were buildings blocking the front view and I alr move house. AND I FOUND MY FAV BOOK YOUNG READERS DIGEST BOOK OF ANIMALS!

Paiseh lazy to rotate. Go study liao gogogo!

If life give you potatoes, count them.

2008-03-26T05:52:00.001-07:00

Chant with me, "I'm not addicted to Neopets. I'm not addicted to Neopets. I'm not addicted to Neopets. I'm not addicted....."

I'm still not addicted to neopets. I just like counting potatoes. You can see there are many potatoes waiting for me to count. LOOK AT THE SCROLL BAR NOT EVEN 1/10 OF THE PAGE LAAAAA OMG SO MANY POTATOES WAITING FOR ME TO COUNT YAY.

Holy mama, whoever can count these much potatoes, I treat you to potato dumplings. I can't count potatoes for nuts. Yes LUB NUTS.

I'm nuts over neopets. No I'm not addicted, just nuts.

I'm feeling nutty. Floooooooooo KaPow!der

Behind the tearing masks, I can see unity, passion, and true hard work.

2008-03-23T05:00:00.000-07:00

NA♥'08

Always the best in me.

Speed Test Kill My Brain Juice.

2008-03-12T05:52:00.001-07:00

44 words

Speed test

OH WELL HEEHAW LAUGH ALL YOU WANT. GERMAINE EVEN BEAT ME AT THIS. OK ANYONE CAN BEAT ME.

IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT FOR ME OK! I remember the first time I tried I got 29.

The second I got 37.

Then 34.

OK I GET YOU POINT I SUCKS AT KEYBOARD. BLAME MY LONG BUT NOT BEETLEVON FINGERS.

A Story from a Picture Book

2008-03-11T08:03:00.000-07:00

A Monster Without A Name

Once upon a time, there lived a monster without a name.
The monster wanted a name so badly that he couldn't stand it.
So the monster decided to go off on a journey to find himself a name.
But because the world was so big, the monster split in two and went on two separate journeys.
One went east, and the other went west.
The one that went east found a village.
There was a blacksmith at the village entrance.
"Mr.Blacksmith, please give me your name."
"I can't give you my name."
"If you give me your name, I will jump inside you and make you stronger in return."
"Really? I'll give you my name if you can make me stronger."
The monster jumped inside the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the blacksmith.
Otto the blacksmith was the strongest man in the village.
But one day...
"Look at me! Look at me! The monster inside me has grown this big!"
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.
He went back to being a monster without a name.
Even though he jumped inside Hans the shoemaker...
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.
He went back to being a monster without a name again.
Even though he jumped inside Thomas the hunter...
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.
He still went back to being a monster without a name.
The monster went to the castle to find a wonderful name.
Inside the castle, there was a very sick boy.
"I'll make you stronger if you give me your name."
"I'll give you my name if you can cure my illness and make me stronger."
The monster jumped inside the boy.
The boy became very healthy.
The king was delighted.
"The prince is well! The prince is well!"
The monster became fond of the boy's name.
He also grow fond of the life inside the castle.
That's why he endured even when he became hungry.
Every day, even when his stomach became very empty, he endured.
But because he became so hungry...
"Look at me! Look at me! The monster inside me has grown this big!"
The boy ate his servants, his father, and everyone.
Chomp.
Munch.
Crunch.
Gulp.
Because everyone was gone, the boy left on a journey.
He walked and walked for days.
One day, the boy met the monster that went west.
"I have a name. It's a wonderful name."
And then the monster that went west said,
"I don't need a name. I'm happy even if I don't have a name. Because we're monsters without names."
The boy ate the monster that went west.
Even though he now had a name, there was no one left to call him by his name.
Johan.
It is a wonderful name.

MY PAST HAS COME TO HAUNT ME

2008-03-06T06:14:00.000-08:00

KN'S ONE STILL MAKE ME ROFL LIKE ROLF ROLF!
Toshiro. SPOT JOHANNA AND A NOT VERY SLIM KOKKENG!
OK NOT MUCH TO SPOT. SKIP SKIP SKIP. OK YOU SEE WINGTUNG THAT"S ALL YOU SEE.
I don't remember playing this during sec1. BUT OK YOU ALSO DIN SEE ANYTHING RIGHT.
Volandri. LOOK AT THE VERY OLD AND TOOT XIQUAN. AND OF COURSE THE TWITZ000000RRR WANLING AND BOOBS!
Metabom. HEEHAW GERM WITH WINGTUNG.NOT OT FORGET ZIXIAND AND A VERY (POSER) BOONKAI
HAHAHAHAHAHH GERMAINE FEEDING WINGTUNG(Y)

Sperenza! Favourite picca of sperenza yet HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.I can't believe I'm posting this up.
OK TO END OFF, LET"S ENJOY ANOTHER ROUND OF G.K.N! And a very gay Keith.

Operation Eat Your Durian Puffs

2008-03-04T04:48:00.000-08:00

HELLO BLOG, IM STILL LAZY BUT I SHALL STAY

BTW, ANNUAL CAMP 2008 IS OVER, AND WE DID IT IN SO LITTLE TIME.

THE NEXT BIG PROJECT? COMING SOON.

ok that was yesterday's. I should be studying chemistry now but die i think i lost my notes for the Nth time rwarrrrrrrr ALLLLLLLLLL OF THEM! RWAR RUMBLE WHINE WHINE.

btw again, camp was really memorable! like usual I'm too lazy to type anything out hahahahah. Oh most memorable thing: My g _ _ _ n hurts. GOODNESS.

So today was founder's day. Cries when my eyes burn for the zazillion time when seeing Boon in hot red pants and leopard print shirt. And i can see her bra, black. Very boring. Had to stand during the whole ceremony since the school didn't prepare enough chairs for nearly the whole sec4 cohort. Oh well had fun up there, play handphone slack around. Total ZZZ.

MISS KHOO IS WEARING GREEN TODAY! AND MR. FANTUAN WAS WEARING WHITE (TOTALLY LOOK LIKE FANTUAN AWESOME PLZZZZZZ)!!!!

Clearing storeroom today was (Y) Knew many juicy juice. I like to clean the leg so beautiful ah got to touch it haha. Oh and I hit KN's _____ with it. Zomg super hilarious with Jo(HAHAHAHA NOT TRAUMATIZED ANYMORE LA) and GKN(you don't know what i know). I'm a big cheater and KN is a fool. Wheeee love storeroooooom even the 1st attempt of locking the storeroom door took me 20 minutes.
Yes, before I forgot. Operation Eat you Durian Puffs had changed to Operation Every Plz Eat the Screaming Veggie and Feed Her Our Shoes. What rights does she have to humiliate someone like this? C'mon she just committed a small mistake. Seriously this is so unfair you fat piece of rotten veggie I hope you burn in the furnace with all your banana friends. And fancy calling someone a p_______t. No wonder all you neh neh go to you butt. Quack sue me.

AND MISS KHOO IS WEARING GREEN TODAY! AND MR. FANTUAN WAS WEARING WHITE (TOTALLY LOOK LIKE FANTUAN AWESOME PLZZZZZZ)!!!!

Analise was in love with the Mr. FanTuan I drew. GO GO GO TOFUUUUU FAMILY!

Heehaw bye. Chemistry notes I love you all to bits plz come back.

Murderers dont go home

2008-02-19T05:18:00.000-08:00

Love 'Em

RE EDIT/

During morning assembly when the talks are getting long and I'm getting drowsy, there's always this little voice in my head( ZOMG I GOT SCHIZOPHRENIA) that screams, AHHHHH YOU ARE EATING INTO CURRICULUM TIME BITACHHHHHH! However, today I was completely enlightened with "so be it". Makes me wonder how words can be so powerful at times.

Hello blog I'm taking a lil break to do some blogging so be grateful. Lately is tiring, tiring or tiring sucks. Today's morning assembly is terrible. It is outraging why must that stewpid biatch humiliate the girl right in front of the whole cohort. I mean can't you just give it to her discreetly? Manz stewpid biatch hate her.

Chingay parade duty was finally over. (Y)(N) I DON"T KNOW. But well it was pretty. Stationed at the opening and we could see all the fireworks. Some guy called Merlin had to fell down from his chair and that was a huge bollz of entertainment. AND THE JELLYFISH IS (Y) FTW (Y)

Really hate POP training, stewpidest thang ever zomg feel like murdering everyone now. I hate doing hentaks they are killing my left shin. I hate being the 10 of them. I hate having our lunch breaks cut off. I hate doing warm-up drills. I hate being in activities conducted by the screw up ppl. I hate waiting for the screw up people to make up their mind while I wait for them and my left shin is still killing me

Okey but I stand beside Pandey (Y). And there's always this Guinea Pig on the bicycle when I was bored falling in. And I see James! And there's Moses :O And the sea elephant Xin Hao. And I see more James! AND MORE JAMES SO CUTE LAAAAAAA ZOMG FAINTS GIANT HAMSTER GUINEA PIG SEA ELEPHANT (Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)

This is what I do when i had a coldddd.

I think I have schizophrenia seeing of too much someone and someone. Pukes pui pui pui THE HORROR!
ZOMGGGGGGGGG (Y) BOONKAI LIANG POPO (Y) EAST COAST PARK (Y) SQD408 (Y)(Y)(Y)

Beginning of a Bleeding River

2008-02-08T09:40:00.001-08:00

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm so freaking bored right nowwwww.

This is going to be senseless so donnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntttt read onnnnnnnnnnnn.

My dad and his freinds are playing mahjooooooooong.

It's noisy.

I'm going M'sia today at 6am.

So it means not going JC;s house!

NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO.

Whines and whines and rants and ramble and rumble and whine and whine and whine.

Whining is (Y)

Caught Shaolin Soccer and Scary Movie 4 just now.

Total owange (Y)

Am plucking me hair now.

Many hair on the floor.

CNY must use masking tape no broom or vacuum cleaner.

Masking Tape FTW!

Am reading through year book now.

Eyes are burning when flipping through first few pages.

Still burning, ahhhhhhhh the pain, the pain!

Now eyes sparkles seeing Fan Tuan and prettayeeeeeeeeee Ms Khooooooooooo.

Khooooooooooos are (Y)

Ooogles at them.

Still oogling, plus drooling.

Shucks, nose still lingers the smell of stinkbombz.

Feel my nose dropping.

And my trachea swelling and my lungs deflating.

Now they are as wrinkled as a prune.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH NOT FUNNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

Ok I'm bored.

Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye byeb byebyebyebyebeybeyeb/

Wahhhhhhhhh mega typing imba skills CSM (Y) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha/

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahhahahaahhaahah

haahhaahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaahhaahahah

ahahahaahahahahhahaahahahahahahhahahahaah

So cried the mockingbird within my heart. And the winter blossoms flew down like a never-ending river.

财神爷爷 (Y)

2008-02-07T07:47:00.000-08:00

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR PEOPLE!

SAY HELLO TO LOADS OF MAHJOOOOOONG, FOOD, TRICK OR TREATS AND THE MOOLAHS $_$

Caught CJ7 with family at Kallang Leisure Park. Gee all the shops are close except those selling food and cold storage. Arcade for a while. I don't own Metal Slug at joystick. Luzza suckz bollz. Shall stick to computers THEY ARE FREE AND I"M A TOTAL OWNAGE COME AND GRAB A COPY OF IT. KFC for linner/dunch.

CJ7 was well...................... Cute. But.............................. Let's say I really prefer Shaolin Soccerball and KungFu Hustle(even I have to watch it 5 times in 1 day). Not much climax although a few Lolz and Roflz here and there. But the furry thang is so cute and furry and the boy/girl is so cute and not furry.

Oh and I sat beside this guy who is really a stinkbombz. At first I thought it was my sister's feet since she removed her shoes, but the smell is sooooooooo dominant. It smelt like sweat mixed with nachos cheese. H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E. I meant I'm really quite used to sitting with guys, be it SJ class couzzies or any other stranger, whom they all do stank a little bit, but this one is really (N) Imagine having to bear with the smell for the whole movie, totally H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E please. I have to smell me own hands for the whole time. FRESH AIR MY NOSE BURRRRRRNS!

Speaking of which, MY EYES AND EARS BURRRRRRRRRRRNS WHEN DURING CNY CELEBRATION AHHHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN IN MY EYES AND EARSSSS IT BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSS!

This is my current MSN nick.

But wait I need to credit my Shifu CAISHENYE (as named by auntieyeo)
Kthxbye

PS: I DIDNT DOOOOOO MATHS LAAAAAA OMG!

Icky ficky lazi

2008-02-05T07:19:00.000-08:00

Oh gosh, I haven't been here for so long. I'm so lazy that I've neglect you blog. Well, the lazy saga shall continue, FTW!!!!!

Okey dokey super late but still much thanks and love to da greatest teamz in da worldz (Y) NC4 (K) and smooches. Loveeeeeeeeeee the roses, the choir, the cards, the cake, and not to mention the many M&Ms in the cute machine! M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M!

Oh and Hi Johanna, I'm blogging about you. I WILL SURVIVE!(remind me of the pig in Chicken Little)

Fingers too tired to type anything. IM OFF TO DO SOME LANKY PANKY MATHS SUCKZ BOLLZ LAZ.

Btw, I really must learn to managa my time or else G_G liaozzzzz. OK STOP BLOGGING X THE THANG XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ITTTTTTTTTT!

STILL NOT HAVING SELF CONTROL AND PLAANING AND TIME MANAGEMENT SKILLS> G_G_G_G_G_G_G_G I SMELL THE GEES AND SEE THE STRINGS.

MUST LEARN TO CONTROL STOP STOP STOP. BYEBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bird Shiat plop on me.

2008-01-27T01:01:00.000-08:00

Yesterday, I nosebleed just 5 minutes befire the reporting time in Concourse.

And then, just 1 minute before the reporting time, PLOP! Bird shiat plop on me.

Luckily, the nosebleed wasn't serious.

I was wearing full uniform so the bird shiat plopped on my (NEWWWWWWW) sergeant rank and my beret(NOT HAIR ZOMG HAHAHAHAH).

I might win 4D so I messaged my mum to buy.

Unluckily, POP taining officers had to be there and we were somewhat forced to go back for training.

I didn't win 4D. Next time must take note bird shiat plop directly on top of head, not half on head or shoulder.

Luckily, being accomplished honourable students we manage to dig our way out POP training. Screw you HQ.

Thanks to The power of bird shiat ploppling half on head and shoulder! Though I didn't win 4D...

Ok anyway friday CCA was really boring and all that. During triage I totally want to ZZZ since I was at the 4th level and apparently no one came up except Shelley. But since it's the 4th level the view is totally (Y)

The sky is sooooooo pretty like Jolyn.W. It truely is breathtaking. The clouds look so majestic as the sunlight beams on them, refracting severald hundreds and thousands of light rays. Unluckily I don't have my phone with me so no piccas. But it's still zomgoddess pretty. And being on level 4, I can see everything. Like whats happening at NPS, saw some 6 packs in front of counselling block, the view of the estates far away(which 1 of the building totally look like the blue building with the platinium top in Tower Bloxxx) the sky, the clouds, more sky....

After CCA a surprise! Must take a whole post to cover :D

Btw, luckily I nosebleed I didn't smell bird shiat plopping.

Why is the sky blue?

2008-01-23T05:46:00.000-08:00

Hello world. Picture post today!

Lately I have a strange obsession with skies. What's with me and the sky? I don't know but it's definitely not the screen that keep flashing as I type. Suddenly it occur to me thats the sky is so huge and vast. Compare to the corridors ouside our class room, or the roads twirling around Singapore, skies really never had an ending. if I could, I will stare at it for hours and still think it's absolutely amazing. Btw today's sky is not very pretty, but I'll appreciate it all the same.

Well, I'll let pictures do the talking.

Taken @ ECP like last year.
okey dokey bad quality. taken by my phone's camera whihc is less then 2 megapixels.

Night Captain Ball FTW!

2008-01-19T03:47:00.000-08:00

I'm blogging for a good cause. The screen is flashing each time I'm typing a letter and it's irritating. Guess the petition is not much a big deal but I've just give a small paragraph on it.

Even signing it means I might get into this great deal of trouble, or perhaps losing my whatever award that gives me money(gasps!), at least I made my choice, a choice I might regret but I fight for. I sign the goddamn petition. You can sue me now.

Okie so friday is great! I mean school ends at 12.30 and CCA starts early HAHA. But anyway during P.E we had a long nag again and some lovey dovey captains ball (Y). It got pretty boring but luckily there's this huge bollz of an entertainment called SiewMin being a free portable radio.
Had Captain Ball AGAIN after CCA. ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG STARTS RUNNING AND ROLL ON THE FLOOR. HERE GOES MY TEAM \ Boonkai Kokkeng Germaine Huiling Johanna Xiquan Keith Juncheng Shiyuan Shelley Peiyun Phillip & some other band guy AND ME NO NOOBS 100% GURANTEE WIN.

IT WASNT THE NORMAL MUNDANE CAPTAINS BALL I PLAY DURING PE IT WAS THOSE VERY HIONGSTER ONES. LIKE THE BALL FLY FROM ONE END TO THE OTHER END AND PEOPLE JUST SHOUT NAMES AND BALL WAS ZOOMING ACROSS MY HEAD AND SUDDENLY YOU GOT THE BALL AND PEOPLE START CRWODING YOU AND CALLING YOUR NAME AND YOU PANIC AND PEE IN YOUR PANTS AND THEN SOMEONE SNATCH THE BALL AWAY FROM YOU AND POOF YOU ARE DOWNNNNNNNNNNN.

Gina was being crazy and it was getting dark. So it means theres this flying PE shirt on the other side screaming and moving up and down when the flying shirt IS NOT ON THE COURT PLAYING AT ALL. Half of time I'm jumping up and down, a quarter rolling on the floor laughing(at HL or JC or GKN) and another quarter messing phillips hair. Poor guy who was sick you gay.

It's really ear piercing playing with sqd3. The ball approaches either one of them, and the first reaction is AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Ball plops into the hands) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LOLZ BOLLZ SO FUNNY I SWEAR.

WE ♥ CAPTAINS BALL

After that had some sing-along sessions. National songs are really (Y)(Y)(Y) and some tc.

Today spent time at the zomgoddess stewpid ____ doing stewpid drill seeing stewpid ____. Was so sore and tired. Went GKN house and wash my hair with Germ who is so not environmentally friendly. 85 with the lao kok kok ppl.

HELLO WATCH CLAYMORE THANKYOU ITS THE ONE OF THE BESTTTTTTTTTTT. Talking to Keith made me want to start reading the manga.

i ♥ Teresa of Faint Smile!
Quote:「私の体の半分しかないこの小さな少女は、銀色の瞳からも涙が流せる事を、私に教えてくれた。」("This young girl, whose small body is only half the size of mine, taught me that, tears can, too, flow from these silver eyes")

2008-01-11T06:07:00.000-08:00

I have not been serious during training.

I tend to close one of my eye.

I nag but I do not push them.

I believe but I fall hard.

I have not been a good instructor.

So Gina don’t be upset anymore! Hello hello Panda Kogepan is still (Y)!

Well anyway to my team NC4! Ah Mock Competition is coming! Seriously start worrying. I’m gonna pee(man) in my pants anytime. Remember what I told you. I nag and nag and nag and Gina nag and nag and nag we are like spoilt tape recorders repeating the same ol’ thing like nag nag nag grandmother/father.

Ok so I had no intention of blogging look at my blog is such a mess there;s no tagboard, the column at side Disaparated and I shall pretend not to see it, and now I;m sacrificing some beauty sleep time to blog it’s such a waste of time manzzzzz.

Maybe you all can catch me somewhere, not?

AHHHHHHHH STILL RUN AND BANGS INTO THE WALL OVER MOCK COM PLEASE POLISH YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR BERET (#&*(%&$)(!

Math is the \m/ lesson you know. I mean which lesson do we get to go to the computer lab everyday, look at fabulous matrixes on Words, do some pretty mondo curve sketching (haha Lipin), type super ridiculous cosmic nonsense at Words(zand I mean itz, zis iz world domination), play with some lovey dovey Paint (Inkscape is going to be my next new bestfriend), and actually get your masterpiece(with your name on it) posted on 41 computers?

Oh ya I was out with my family for dinner at Simpang where we had some Mad Jack, which sucks but the service includes chasing cats away for you but I’m digressing, then some Prata since Mad Jack sucks, like yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh don’t eat the steak/salad/milo dinosaur/forest of berry! Try the burger instead. Ok so we ordered some Prata and the Prata was out but 1 Prata was missing and btw did you know that those Pratas is worth 10cents more? Check Prataforsale.com. So anyway we reported the missing Prata to some random Indian which was not the Indian that took my Prata order just now and he decided to investigate my missing Prata using his super Prata smelling skill. Kudos to him! Just kidding.

(The following is just entirely harmless, non-fictional, don’t sue me I’m not racist pretty please with a Milo dinosaur with lots of Milo powder on top.)
Dad/Mum/Whatever: Erm we had a missing Prata.
Random Indian: Oh ok. (Checks the receipt.) Do you know who you order from?
Me (wanting to blurt out but mumbles secretly): Don’t they all look the same?

Bye, goodnight/evening/morning/afternoon I’m doing this in Words my internet connection screw up oh wonderful lord and mighty!

Re edit/ Tmr's Mock comp! I'm such a naggy nag nag today(like NC4 please totally go and study and have a nice rest dont forget(continues nagging))! I got the feeling today. Squad outing is really \m/ 面包店的超人！HAHAHAHAHAHAH squad outings are full of bull shitzzzzzzzz.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2008-01-01T04:23:00.000-08:00

OH HELLO THIS IS LAG I KNOW HAHAHAHAHA BUT SORRY COHEAVEN MY FIRST VIRGIN POST OF 2008 IS DEDICATED HERE OOOOOOOOOOPS!

http://devilicious-us.blogspot.com/

OK ANW I HAVENT CMPLETE ANY HOMEWORK LIKE NTH AT ALL ITS ALREADY 8 AND I SHALL REMAIN CALM AND COMPOSED AND REFINED AND PANGSAI MODE. OK IM CALM AND COMPOSED AND REFINED AND PANGSAI MODE.

NOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOO I HAVENT COMPLETE ANY BLOODY HWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I SHALL STOP BLOGGING. TMR I HAVE TO WAKEY AT 6 HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE LA ANY KIND SOUL WANT TO MORNING CALL ME PRETTY PLEASE WITH A GRANDE JAVA CHIP WITH WHIP CREAM ON TOP?

OK DOUBT NO ONE WILL SEE THIS BUT...............MY PHONE IS STILL BLOODY SCREWED UP. SCREW ALL THE NOKIA SERVICE CENTRE WHO CHOOSE TO CLOSE AT NEW YEAR! LIKE WHO THE HELL DO THAT. OKKKKKKKKKK.

KTHXBYE IM GONNA MISS SD PPL LOADS BUT NOT SCHOOL, LIKE DEFINITELY.

Amidst all those darkness there's always a light, time for me to see the light. Wake up and stop sleeping, you are going to be late for school.

2007-12-30T09:32:00.000-08:00

HELLO I THOUGHT YESTERDAYS POST WILL BE THE LAST POST OF THIS YEAR BUT APPARENTLY NOT.

IM IN A WHINING MOOD RIGHT NOW CAUSE MY PHONE IS STILL BLOODY SCREWED AND SOMEONE CALLED AND STARTED SCREAMING AND WHINING INTO MY EAR THAT SHE HAS BEEN LOCK OUT OF HER COMPUTER TRY POOWOMAN INSTEAD OD PEEMAN PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP AND MY PHONE IS STILL BLOODY SCREWED LAAAAAAA REFRAIN FROM CALLING OR MSGIN ME THANK YOU.

Ok i shall type calmly unlike someone.

So it started on a friday at work when I drop my phone and the LCD screen broke and the ink came out thanks john for telling me that cause i was smacking my phone real hard wondering if there was a problem with the connection. Ok and I was whining after that. That's all. HAHAH. And zomg must thank john(who probably won't see it) who went to the dustbin 2 times alone like zomg thankew thankew went home with lianyi and john after that. Like who want to stay there and look at the bitch face.

And today was the last day of work! Olive was not there D: but Teddy was there and I did get to take a picture with Jolyn.W the pretty fairy HAHAHAHAHHA GLOATS AND BEAMS I BET YOU ALL ARE SECRETLY ZEALOUS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AND BANGS INTO THE WALL.

Ok was with server with mike willis kabba and there's a super pretty lady customer wearing cheongsam with a super ugly bald head old geezer. Everyone was oogling at her and I SERVE HER HAHAHAHAHAHAH I ET THEY ARE OPENLY ZEALOUS THE PRETTY LADY LOOK LIKE A FAIRY TOOO BUT BOOO TO HER BAD TASTE IN MEN.

Mike like being a bitch
_________ is a bitch and I dislike her
__________ has goblin's finger nails
_______ has procupine hair
_________ has bad breathe
Try Poowoman instaed of peeman
I'll miss Olive and her naughty acts
jonathan and his roly poly tummy
Teddy and his earring
Anthony and his 2 fork
Thomas and his no link
Mike and his bitchyness
Lianyi and her guides cookies
John but not his rubix cube
Aung Moe! for no reason
Jolyn and her pair of imaginay fairy wings

Judy and my cheeseburger

ok k thx bye

Of Everything and Nothing

2007-12-29T00:09:00.000-08:00

Hello this year is gonna pass so soon so are my holidays zomgoddes so sad I haven't complete all HW but I cant wait to go back to school but it means I have to stop my work aw so sad cause I will miss some people terribly.

Sensitivity. Spare a thought for others like others had always spare one for you. Be sensitive to others and not about yourself. Stop thinking you are always the one needing help. There's always someone that feels left out and don't think it's you cause it has never been. There's always someone there for you but have you been that someone? See the effort instead of the mistakes. Encourage instead of reprimand. Responsibility. Do cause you want to make a difference, not just the sake of it. Life is fair. Control. Pretty please with a grande java chip and whip cream on top.

To sum up: This year kind of sucks. Theres too much things that made me see the ugly sides of everything, and yet I have always learn and see somthing new. But thats doesn't mean I've become a better person, in fact, I miss the old me. Where have happy-go-lucky gone too?

everything dies away someday, love/hate. eventually I'll die away too. It goes on.

Im talking to JC (ignores Germaine who openly miss me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)

2007-12-21T06:28:00.000-08:00

HELLO GUESS WHERE I WENT TODAY AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. YES ITS THE BLOODY SCHOOL WHICH IS FREAKING TALL. AND I WENT BACK 2 TIMES! ONE TO MEET MS TAY FOR SOME SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE AND HASSLE EVENTS WHILE THE OTHER FOR ORIENTATION REHEARSAL (YES FINALLY GINA)

OK I SHALL STOP TYPING IN CAPS THIS IS SOOOOOO GERMAINE.

Meeting at 2 but I went early to deliver loaf of bread HAHAHAHAHAH. Sunshine is a good brand Dear Johanna. I hope that this delivery helps you and I look forward that our cooperation is succesfull, CSM. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

And then some Joke of the Year and laughing like mad and waiting for the arrival of HsinYin and Philip its finally rehearsal. OK ITS SUPER FUNNY I SWEAR ESPECIALLY WHEN WE TURN OUR HEADS I SEE GKN CONSTIPATED FACE. AND I LIKE TO BULLY PHILIP AND SHOUT ACROSS THE NPS AT JC AND CARRY THE HOLY WATERBOTTLE TO GERMAINE (RELUCTANTLY). AND GUESS WHAT THERES NO BIG BOOBS FOR ME TO PIGGYBACK(RELUCTANTLY).

OH YA. AND I CONCLUDE AFTER THE REHEARSAL IM STILL NOT AS BLACK AS GINA.

And I found my next best friend! He's called Huge Green Pole at the Concourse Steps. Its clean and green and sooooo huggable. Look at our matching colours (do macho pose)! Sadly I do not have a photo of it.

Yesterday had training AT SCHOOL AGAIN! After that some tc session as always and I help stay back to help squad 2 do banner! LOOK OUT FOR THE UNICORN WHICH IS DAMN PRETTY ITS PAINTED BY ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. AND I GOT FREE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER FROM MAC HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Went Yvonne house later for english project(reluctantly). Sneeze with Class! Then to Vivo(AGAIN) with Pan(AGAIN). Superdog(AGAIN) then River Island(AGAIN). I swear she took soooooo long to choose her freaking wallet lahhhh! Oh and River Island wedges are soooooo gorgeous! After long time of choosing and rechoosing after Brenda came she finally decide on the black one. And then back to Superdog(AGAIN). Had chilli cheese fires with loads of tartar and chicken sauce YUM YUM. AND I TOOK PICTURE OF AUNG MOEEEEEEE! WHOM I WILL NOT SEE ANYMOREEEEE SO SADDDDDDDD:

HELLO AUNG MOE HERES A PICTURE OF YOU. YOU LOOK FREAKING RETARDED HERE BUT I SWEAR HES FREAKING HANDSOME. I DIN GET TO TAKE A PICTURE IN HIS SANTA HAT SO SADDDDDDDD.

And with olive and pan in our santa hats! OMG I SEE MY SCREW UP FRINGE (LAUGH AT GERMAINE)

Merry X'mas Superdog!

OH AND THOMAS DID A HEART ATTACK ACTION WHEN HE SAW MY SJ SHIRT AND I BLURT OUT 58 HAHAHAHA. AND I SAID MANY MANY TIMES TO JOLYN THAT SHE IS SO VERY PRETTY AND SHE STRAW PLUS NUMBER TAG ATTACK ME BUT IT DOESNT MATTER SINCE SHES SO PRETTY>:D

NEXT TIME MUST TAKE PICTURE WITH HER AND BOW TO IT 3 TIME EVERYDAY.

OH AND I WAVE LIKE CRAZY TO JOLYN AND AUNG MOE MANY TIMES TOOO. HAHAHAHA. AND I WAVE LIKE CRAZY TO KAIHOOOOOOO TODAY! AND JOHANNA HELP ME WAVE LIKE CRAZY TO JAMES! AND I ALSO WAVE LIKE CRAZY TO JC!

OK BYE BYE JC IS GONE AND GERMAINE IS STILL THERE. BOOOHOOOOO.

Please drive your car into the wall thankew

2007-12-17T09:13:00.000-08:00

Hellooooooooooo Im not emo! I copied ans paste that post shushhhhhhhhhhh.

OKKKK. Today after dinner my dad wanted to park the car at this very convenient lot where the lift is only 10 steps away, but well he failed apparently. Look down to see why,
Well obviously the space is too small for the car to go in. Well the management cant be stupid enough to have made such a small space and neither there has been any renovations so...lets take a closer look at the orange Nissan car,
ZOMGODDESS! LOOK AT WHERE IS THE YELLOW BOX(WHIHC YOU SHOULD HAVE PARK THAT CAR IN)AND WHERE THE CAR IS(WHICH YOU SHOULD HAVE BANG IT INTO THE WALL THANKEW). Of course everyone on the car curse and I took some beautiful pictures. But I totally went RORLMAOBBQLOLLERCOASTER at what I found on the car Classic.

I just farted

2007-12-15T04:53:00.000-08:00

i dont bother to comfort people at times.

I dont do what i know is right most of the time

I dont make even the slightest effort to maintain friendships

Im too lazy to reply people whether through msn or sms

~~I roll my eyes and give an irritating face~~

I dont realise when friends are down

I stink at cheering them up

~~I vent my anger on others~~

I scream at my family

~~I promised my mum to tutor my brother during his psle days yet my sister ended up taking the role~~

I dont like apologising even when im at fault

I ruined their holidays so that i could attend sj

Im easily jealous

I hate it when people follow what i do

I caused us to be neither here nor there

Im too insensitive and blurt out unneccessary comments

I never there for people who are always here for me

I like taking and never giving back

I like pushing responsibilities to others

I give my word to upload and send pictures taken to the computer all the time but have never done so

I hate losing

I retaliate even when I'm at fault

I whine when other people seem more troubled then me

I knew I shouldnt have said some words, but they fly out anyway.

I make promises which I knew i'm unable to fulfil

I have an evil twin

I care for myself lots more than i care about others, just simply look at the number of i in this post

I jolly well post. I cannot wait until X'mas. Or else I'm a Champion. And theres no Chinese Jews,

2007-12-12T08:19:00.000-08:00

OMGGGGGGGGGG I SURVIVED CAMP. AHHHHHHHHH RUN AND BANGS INTO THE WALL. AND I"M LAUGHING BERRY BADLY AT MY TITLE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Ok so i'm back from the hideous ANCO camp. Like its damn terrible cause there's this bloody bitch that makes me want to punch his bloody face so badly. You want to know whats the length of my fuse? Its super long and thick and yet you manage to boil me, well done. Actually its not that terrible since I had loads od fun with my group(Cabbage) la, and my lovey dovey squad (refused to put a smiley face but this will do) ^^

Well just some brief recount with much ranting and whining.

Day 1: Book in. Bunk check was the slackest thing ever. 1 minute seem short but Me and Geraldine(LOL) were slowly putting our things out. Went out with group to buy fish. Scary Movie 8/ We look like aunties in hairnets and tuck in shirts asking how much a freaking pomfret costs and arguing whether to buy the black or white one. I bet everyone in the market was staring at us. And some yadda stuff was off to pulau ubin.

It sucks big bulldozer since it was raining and some bloody bitch scolded us about tying the whatever rectangular knot like who really cares. In the end the 6 ~~shoe rack/dustbin~~cuboids were a failure with beautiful triangular slashing. And tent pitching took like years since theres rocks everywhere in the campsite. More whining and ranting with squadmates ^^

Dinner time and we had to finish 2 extra packets of food. Not much(ok like 3 only) help poor Chew Juncheng(LOL) who was struggling with them and had alr help like goodness-know-how-much people to eat. So i went around the nursings bunks and tell ask for a bite from everyone. Ok some help but most of them say they are bloody full like I'm not. Much thanks to my ambulances since others complain that the food is too ~~disgusting~~holy for human consumption.

Some games later. Well a cosmetic mirror is the most important thing in a desert. Then confidence walk. Yifang likes me to piggyback her HAHA. Then individual walk with Yifang again. Omgoodness we were totally who are you here who are you there.

Tekan session from the bloody bitch. Well bloody Z. Powder bathe. Change my mouldy socks. Damn stank. Sleep time. Went to P with Gina in the midnight. Well no one could see her anyway ^^

Day2: Firedrill and more tekan session(yes from the BB again). Hiking later. The heat and lack of sleep got into me. Luckily theres Lewis Lee(LOL) to tell some Jews jokes. Back pretty much break. Field cooking at noon like omg. Haha totally screw up. The fish was frozen, the rice was uncook, the orange had no egg, no mud(only rocks) for the potatoes, AND THERES NO DAMN FIRE HAHA. Ok luckily theres 8 mess tins worth of maggie mee, 1 mess tin of curry chicken bones, 4 loaves of bread, 1 tin worth of baked beans, and clusters of sand and rocksd to accompanied with. Well eating white bread with water is the \m/ Of course nothing beats Huiling's bread with maggie mee.

Pack up and ready to Go Go Go! Back to BVSS and wash our tentage first. Some selfish people had to go bathe first like ##%%$. Bathe later with HL like HAHA. Dinner and it was super funny with Junyee's "Omg did you perm your eyebrow." HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA INSIDE JOKE. Ok i forgot what happen since bathing overwhelmed me. Oh but during some lecture I'm sitting diagonally behind James ^^

Day3: Funny PT. Splitting and more splitting like HAHA. I could see many ppl's butt and disposable undies. Lecture later and I'm in the same group with James! HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAMSTER KING FOREVAXXXXX HES DAMN CUTE I KNOW IT JOIN JAMES FC! Ok the l

Ganes in the afternoon. Then campfire next. Wooohooooo James was the deco I/C! HAHAHAHAHAH of course theres this hilarious old turnoff (HOT) which pissed me off. Hot HOT was arguing and bargaining and couldnt make up her mind. Kudos for the slack time btw. Finally after some HOT session was the campfire and some performances. HAHA GOH KONG NING(LOL) NEARLY DANCE WITH HOT HOT. OH AND JAMES IS SOOOOOOO CUTE I BET PPL ARE SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH HIM COME JOIN JAMES FC.

Oh and MinHui got bug by HOT. Junyee and Yifang is so freaking amused I swear.

Bathe with Geraldine(LOL) and HuiMiao(qian LOL) HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHH. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Ok stop it. Bitch session with bunk1 girls ^^ Damn aint it hilarious?

Day4: "Respect is earned not demanded". Had some bullshit talk with BB after clearing up. Then well those get together session. Well saboed some people up there but it got so sian after being so damn freaking draggy and so disgusting after the appearance of 5 certain people I toally went ZZZ. Sing with Yvonne and we were totally in our own world.

OMG JAMES IS SO CUTE I SWEAR HAHAHAHHAHAHA HIS BANANA DANCE ARE SO BOUNCY AND HIS SENSE OF URGENCY ARE SO SLOW HAHAHAHAHHAHA JOIN JAMES FC. KUDOS TO JAMES FC!

OH AND BNCO COURSE IC IS SO FREAKING CUTE TOO. HAHAHAHA CALL WEI HAO I THINK. HE CHOP BANANANANA LIKE A MACHINCE AND LOOKS LIKE A TEDDY BEAR OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

Finally break camp! Woohoo went Gina house for Diner Dash then Geraldine's house for Mac's. Oh for the love of some fast food!

Anw, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALCOLM HAHAHAHAH I FINALLY GET TO SEE YOU HAVE FUN PLAYING YOUR LOSE GAME STOP LOSING AND STUDY FOR YOUR PSLE WHICH HAD ENDED AND YOU CANNOT COME AHS SO SAD I"M GOING TO CRY FOR MY LOSS.

Ok and not forgetting Johanna! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHANNA! YAY YOU HAVE FUN IN M'SIA WHILE I HAVE FUN CONSTIPATING IN CAMP BUT WELL YOU DIDNT GET TO SEE JAMES! RUN AND BANGS INTO HE WALL WHEN PROPOSALS SMACK YOU INTO THE FACE!

Long post, bye bye this is starting to bore me.

Make evryday a Shayday

2007-12-11T10:19:00.001-08:00

A post just to fill you all up first. Long post next time.

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: 'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?'

The audience was stilled by the query.

The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.'

Then he told the following story:

Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, 'Do you think they'll let me play?' Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.

Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning.'

Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. His Father watched with a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart. The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted. In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three. In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove andplayed in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as his father waved to him from the stands. In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game?Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.

However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make contact. The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.

The game would now be over. The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game. Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates. Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, 'Shay, run to first! Run to first!' Never in his life had
Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base. He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, 'Run to second, run to second!' Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball ... the smallest guy on their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for his team. He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the
third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.

All were screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay' Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, 'Run to third! Shay, run to third!'

As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, 'Shay, run home! Run home!' Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team.
'That day', said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, 'the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world'.

Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making his father so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!

We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the 'natural order of things.' So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice: Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we passup those opportunities and leave the world a little bit colder in the process?

A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them.

Goodnight

My genes are AB.

2007-11-29T09:29:00.000-08:00

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One of those nights

2007-11-27T08:31:00.000-08:00

Yawn, it's 12.59 am.

Today last day of training! Ahhhhhhh crap me and Gina have so much to complete by the end of this holidays ahhhhhh scream and bangs into the wall and I have skull fracture must suspect cereberal compression (yes fav. injury).

Ok mock test today. Woohoo to NC4! Did pretty well even though their faces spell screw up screw up. Ah big yellow zeros for CPR and recovery position with theories, takes No.3 head and bang it into the wall. Ah more yellow zeros for shock, take the wall and bang it on No.1 & 4 head. Communication are sunny side up, I bang into the wall. 4 Prata teloks for casualty report.

Oh and guess what. I have stupid stupid ANCO course! Damn 4D3N of flies flying on top of head, stagnant hair and hairnet, sleepy lectures, pangsai nights, reportings, 3 minute bath time, rapping on doors, more flies, ____ and ______, slacking, soggy bread, butter and kaya, half-cook rice and stuffing food into the body in 5 minutes and etc. Grah also have damn outdoor cooking proposals why can't I have games it's totally my thing @I*Y*)#7()829-82*#@&*(#^&@&. And there's still camp performance with flag and div. banner, all the way Carnage(Cabbage!!!!!)!

Damn it my holidays are filled with SJ SJ SJ Superdog SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ SJ

Yes we are the newest shit, and black polo tees, cap, and track pants are the fashion of the year \m/

Yawn, now it's 1:19 am. Goodnight.

I feel my nose dropping.

2007-11-18T08:40:00.000-08:00

Superdog's American Classic Cheeseburger

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Look! What's this below!

It's a cigarette...
It's Superman...
NO! IT"S ROLLED TISSUE PAPER USED TO STUCK IN MY NOSE!
T_T

trash talk

2007-11-17T03:03:00.000-08:00

Hello blog 2 weeks right? Ah long time it's been buzy as a bee movie, which I secretly want to watch. Ok I just deleted a chunk of words. Well I guess lets not beat about the bush and goes to the point.

(In Point form) Well it's still kinda pointy right, here's a list to summarise WazzssupzzsZzZZZZZ, omg why am I typing like that.

Trainings.
Work.
Farewell.
More trainings.
Still thinking about the good food in Ritz-Carton.
Damn those richkids.
Still thinking about Creme Bulee.
And the cheese burger which I love eating and are tons better then Macs.
Trainings.
Bugis street air sucks bulldozer, I bet my nose shit is as black as Gina.
Cough and a sore throat.
I dont want to wear a ___________________ for ____________________ .
Stupid came back to school during the holidays, what was she thinking although the chance of me being in school is 99%.
Missed Chaijia's call, date cancelled.
Bubble tea shop and chicken rice.
Me laughing at the band people and Seemui's running away/
Lao sai.
Complaining and complaining and whining and whining and whining.
Chalk, gonna die from lung cancer.
As well as skin cancer when I touch MRT poles, eye cancer from seeing too much SJ people, breast cancer cause Huiling is contagious, ear cancer from hearing Germaine's whining, nose cancer from smelling too much ______ and ______ (hints to germaine), mouth cancer from whining too much, finger cancer from blogging too much, brain cancer cause KN is contagious, colon cancer from lao sai.

Oh ya Ghost whisperer had a stupid ending, Grrrrrr to the third season. No more big boobs every friday but there will be two hunks!

Yawm zzzzzzzz. I'm going to kill someone if I see anymore Gatsby commercial.

PS: To my blog fans who like to play the red dot, it will disappear after I click the post buttons, woooooohooooooooooooooooo!

Buzzzzzy

2007-11-04T04:47:00.000-08:00

Hello blog long time. Very busy and lazy. Had HP opening on Thursday whihc I had no intention of bloggin about it since it wasn't pleasant and everyone can see it. But well my point is...

Kids nowadays, are like so bloody rich. You can see children with PSPs and Nintendos everywhere.

OK the main point is I attended a birthday party, for a 1-year old child, at Ritz-Carlton on Saturday.

Damn do you know how posh that place is? The public toilets are well equipped with hand soap, facial towels, temperature adjustable taps, facial tissues, toilet seats cover etc. OK i should have taken a picture so it's more convincing but the toilets have golden embroidery around the mirrors, flowers that were probably change everyday, and that's just for the decoration. And that's super posh.

And the parents booked a whole room besides the pool for that birthday. It's decorated with loads of green, yellow, purple and barney balloons. Apparently the birthday boy took a fancy towards barney. There's waitresses walking arounds with drinks on trays, chef cooking on the spot, GOOD FOOD, very good food.

Sushi that were constantly topped up, sashimi freshy sliced, curry with bite size veggies, prawns with wasabi mayonnaise, herbal chicken, small lobsters, huge prawns, roast pork, Peking duck, goose liver, fresh crepe, very good soup, others-not-very-noticeable food and DESSERTS.

The desserts there are superrrrrr good i tell you. No pictures :( but there's Black Forest's Cake, Coffee Cake, Peach Cheesecake, Mocha Cake, Rasp & Straw & Blue Berries Tart, American Carrot Cake(which taste blah) and CREAM BULEEEEEEEE! Gosh the Cream Bulee is super good. Pudding covered with hardened honey, totally melt in you mouth.

Kids also get special meals, likr what the... Ok they have fries that looks better then those in Swensens, french toast, and smooooothies. And they are super lucky i tell you, they got free goodie bags and balloons(my sister took one btw), but the unlucky thing is they got to take a picture with Barney.

Yes there's a man dressed in a Barney costume, I bet it's Poh. Barney look super screw up though. The costume is falling into pieces, one of it's eye sunk in, and that mouth look like it could gobble one of the kids there. I'm freaked out and I went to give Barney a punch in the face.

Still focusing on the kids, each of them there have a maid each, serving them, handling their food, hurrying after them, and to be screamed at. And they at least wear one branded clothing, the birthday boy is wearing Guess shoes embroided with crystals, another kid has a Dior necklace.

So it's a posh party. Very very posh. Well after that went around Marina Square with Sister and cabbed to outside RSS for SJ. Yah they are all road retards who got lost, Germ GKN Minle. Luckily there's me to salvage the situation. Went around doing some stuff. Adeline's house is super fun with the dog called Smelly Minnie. Oh and Germaine touch shit HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, and I step on shit(yea she touch the shit on my shiny shoe HAHAHAHAHAH), no ha has please.

Went Kembangan to do more stuff. Nearly went YiShun but heh heh lucky oooooh. Must be the shit shoe. And GKN Minle completed their task very fast and they sent me a message to thank me and my shit shoe. They owe me and my shit shoe lunch. Shit shoe shit shoe WANSUIIIII!

Byebye, the shit is still on my shoe, thats lucky.

Last Day

2007-10-26T10:24:00.000-07:00

I'll miss school, ironically.

End of my sec3 life, zoom across like it's been only 3 minutes.

I'm lazy to blog. Bye bye.

3J'07

WHERE"S JUNCHENG(Hi!) AND WANYING!?

Chiong ah!

2007-10-21T01:05:00.000-07:00

Yes, I've finally getting my hands on Harry Potter, and finally after 1 puny week, I've reached the middle of the book! ROARS WITH CHEERS.

Heh I'm picture posting again since I;m too lazy to type out. And guess what, I'm still suffering slight post exams syndrome. Hey but that's not my fault, you know the chinese O's are coming. Thats why I'm getting my daily dose of this, again.
Yes, in order to be in tip top condiditon for an easy peasy chinese paper, you will need:

Not-so-empty Meiji Strawberry Milk Bottle containing Tyrannosaur(which means 5 packets of saturated milo, chilled)

Relax! Choya: Plum Wine containin Royal Jelly

Marigold Peelfresh Promeganate & cranberry Juice(no sugar added! cheeeers!)

overdued rotten milk which desirably gives you the perfect diarrhoea.

Of course having a timetable made into the wallet-of-the-year is good. Keep track of the time you know and urges you to study. And just imagine the pleasure of tearing it up when the exams are finally over. It's like woooooHOoOHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(wooooooOHOOOOHOOOoooooooOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)

Of course there's no gurantee all these will work anot, it might cranked up your mind seriously, like sketching a modulus function graph not exceeding 8cm by 8cm(or even smaller)....

Or getting a L1/1 (HAPHAZARD!) for your Social Studies Usefulness queations... I can feel Mr. Ong strangling me...
Damn, that hurts okay.