Which the sacred holy great critter,
face the Earth, 12 years ago.
trapped in the uncomfortable dark for 9 months,
it's feet touch the ground.
People around gasp in delight,
the world suddenly become a much better place.
the wars stop for a sec,
to hear the wailings;
the squabbling of a divorcing couple dies,
as they notice the pitter patter of feet.
the world indeed, seems much less evil,
and much more peaceful.
it's the sacred holy great day,
in which the critter is born.
thankyou germaine, for being extremely punctual, 12 on the dot, standadised time do help.
thankyou audrey, for allowing me to touch your legs on monday ^_^
thankyou chaijia, for the birthday post
thankyou fang aka MRS PEHCHINTAN CUM XIMENG, for being honest about your relationship (LOL)
thankyou vivivian, for 14 wishes, allow me to touch your face tml? ^_^
thankyou cindy, I WILL SLAP YOUR BOOBS TML
thankyou doreen, for the card
thankyou waiwai, for reminding me to do yuxi, and THIRTYYYY MILLLLL> : D
thanyou seemui for her legs and becky for her legs too and claudia for complaining
thankyou huiling for wishing me rich and see MORE PRETTY LEGS, you aint the last,
kayat is the last, no thanks for forgotting.
and others whom i cant rmb either
a)they are not significant
b)my memory is extremely choosy today
c)right now, i can only think of myself
so today is 24 september and
SIEGHART FAUST XENOTIME ROCKS COS I ENLIGHTEN THE WORLD AND BRING THEM HOPE WAHAHAH,
but sadly, im gonna make millions and die befor 5o.
cry, world, cry.
somehow i wish im a techno geek in computer club, so i can be like bill gates and be the worlds richest woman ( the harry potter dream is unreachable)
YAYAYAYAY THANKYOU IN LESS THEN AN HOURS TIME THE DAY WILL OVER AND THE WORLD WILL FALL BACK INTO DARKNESS AND DESPAIR,
okkkkkkkkkkkk dumb spazzzzzzzzz.
anw...
---Start of Transmission---
if you had an ass, you are qualified and eligible to join the Anti-Sieghart Society (ASS).
if you had AIDS, you are quailified and eligible to join the Amanda-Is-Dumb Society.
if you do not have an ass, you are not allow to join ASS at all and no form of negotiation is allow since the Founder of the ASS, Amanda Leong Stupid, is a petty and stupid person, so talking to her will be useless, as most probably she can't understand a word you say.
if you do not have AIDS, you can still join the AIDS as the Founder of the AIDS, is a very kind and wonderful and great and sacred and holy person, and shes will sure, grant you permissing if you give her $10 AngBow.
Anyway, if you join ASS, you will be an ASS.
However if you join AIDS, you will be a AIDS-carrier or a first AIDSer.
choose wisely.
---End Of Transmission---
BYEBYE
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