okay i changed back to this one cause the old one has really small place and it's irritating me out. i have to squint my eyes to see whats inside.

basically i post cause my last two post are too fag, which sucks.

so hols are coming to an end and im very annoyed by that whole pile of hw. geog is driving me crazy with info about hens and eggs, i will be clucking like one in woodbridge in no time.

three books to read. i feel really lucky lit is over, or that would be four books. and whats the score to "books i have read" and "books i have thrashed? 0:3 "books i have thrashed" wins hands down on the world thrash (books) finale!

er, wtf, geddit? okay, you dont, what a bunch of dickheads.

and there's heymaths! which really means byesiegandalltheidiotswhousedit! i havent been to heymaths for once and i dont really give a damn on ecology. in fact, i hate heymaths cause it sucks and cost me fifty dollars and it really sucks the stupid school, despite being so rich, always eat my money. now you know why im a poor dude><

hols sucks, theres not a moment to enjoy. there's too much hw and i dont understand why the teacher adore giving out hw so much, i mean they have to mark it if we pass it, which will add to their workload, and then when we dont hand up hw, they will say," EH do you know that we also have to mark your work, and there's forty of you, with my 15 bitch class, that make 500(the teacher cant multiply) hw for us. you thought you all very tough, we are even tougher okiie"

OK. What the....

anyway, i feel that its stupid to have not complete my dirty game story and endgin it with errrrr, lets go back to normal is such a, er, stpid thing. so i managed to edit and complete the whole story, here goes

the dirty game (from camp la you kukusai)

sitted innocently in the large frying pan, they don't know what will happen. suddenly, tomato sauce hit down on one of them. it hit him hard, he died instantly. then one by one, more sauces were throw in by the devils, and one by one, they left. the pan beneath them began to get hot, the sauces were stirring around the remaining ones. they laugh maliciously, and killed anyone who look up. all heads were bowed, praying. two hit Sieg, and a crack in her back was heard, but she persevere, knowing she must and could survive the ordeal.

finally, it was over. those who had survived stayed, and those who had not are gobbled away. the vice head of the devils emerged, and with a Muahahahaha he announced the opening of the Fight Us, Come Kill game. split into groups, they had to fight each other to their deaths in different rings(you kow, the boxing ring?) to survive.

Sieg was placed into group Corrigan, and their first F**K(opps!) Ring was the Forgotten Field of the Joy Seepers. the devils guarding them, were the one that owe the field, when they are alive. now they are back to enjoy the fight. it was hard and furious, some of them died while trying to grab the white bone. but Corrigan managed to win Mortigern, and those who had died in that group was revived, to "enjoy" the torture.

next Ring was the Drainage Canal of the Furious Father and the Rolling Pin of the Mad Mother. many were killed in this Ring, and Corrigan won of Sieg being the sole survivor. Leprechaun had lost it all.

The Bomb and Mine Fields of the Grey Star was the last and final Ring, and Sieg know they must win to survive. Bombs were throwed around, and many people were blasted. Corrigan and Aphrodite fought hard. it's their only chance of survival. bodies were seen everywhere. Sieg died when an Aphrodite sneak attacked her from behind. after a furious battle, only one survived. who was it? will Corrigan win and Sieg revive?

it was an Aphrodite, Corrigan had lost. it was not a fair game.

okay thats it. it was, er, ya.

anyway, i had make a list of ppl i ant to kill. and minle you are at the top, make me not watch my tv. kill you. of course there were other ppl, but i shall not reveal them cause they wll kill me too.

bye, mug for hw le.

hello means i'm back from camp, replenish my beauty sleep, and was hardworking enough to blog.

okay, two things i'm really glad about camp

1) i didn't broke my specs! which means my new ones have to wait longer, but they are somewhat ugly so what the heck ;] (PS: THEY ARE NOT FREAKING EMO SPECS LIKE MY SISTER WHICH ARE LIKE UGLY)

2) what? i survive?

i said i was hardworking enough to blog, but still not that to blog every little thing about it like what time i eat my 134 strand of maggie mee, what time melvin scold the 598th word or the 4297 drop of sweat i perspire. it's just gonna be really wide? la, so bear with it.

skip fall in
skip unifrom inspection cause my boot is really damn stupidly not shiny i just dont have that talent ok but im still a genius so what the heck.
skip changing parade

bunk check, my favourite times of all. the same, you know, pour in pour out pour in pour out it will be boring if we needn't pump so much. then pour in pump pour out pump pour in pump pour out pump YAWN!

skip lecture and lunch
skip campcraft as it was really boring but it rained and we had to do some wierd sibeh unstable things aka it's quite a failure la.
skip PT as memories from hell wasn't meant to be revived again x]

dirty games; sickos i say.

innocently sitted on a big frying pan while sauces of different kind were thrown in by the devils, wanting to make us taste even better. they laugh maliciously, and threatened to kill anyone who dare to look up. everyone bow their head, praying. two hit Sieg, and a crack in her back was heard, but Sieg persevere, knowing she must survive the ordeal.

alright, it wasnt that horrible. but my back still hurts. i guess someone must have really want to sabo me that much la. IMAGINE TWO BOMBS HITTING YOU, you will die ok. but let's just continue, it wa fun. credit to jonathan tan, i think his style of writing lame stories influenced me.

it was over, those who had survive stayed, and those who had not, are gobbled away. the vice head of the devils emerged, and with a Muahahahahah he announced the opening of the Survival game. split into grps, we had to fight with each other to their deaths to survive.

errrrr, lets get back to normal mode.

first station was joyce and joycelynn. not disgusting dont worry, pretty much fun. easily won. CORRIGAN VS MORTIGEN.

second station hannah and shwan. the ultimate disgut. roll in mud or whatever shit isit, crawled under tables while having an apple in your mouth. easily won too. CORRIGAN VS LEPRECHAUN.

third station is some captains ball thing. got time to slack jiu slack. so i salck didnt play ^^ lost though. CORRIGAN VS aPHRODITE.

skip bathing time, too porn liao LOL

field cooking; stuff ourselves with food. stuff stuff stuff like a stuff turkey in christmas which eventually exploded. clean up and then WHAT? BED TIME AT SEVEN BLAH BLAH?

alright, it was a scam. night games! was not scary at all.... =.= it was like =.=

the only funny part was harris in the male toilet sliding his hands up and down the urinal (where james said that he had lif long impotency and was desperate), only gruesome part is the puzzle thing, and the cnfusing part is all of them. wierd storyline btw, like who will even consider there's suddenly a boi boi with super powers? ( AND BURST INTO SUPERMAN! =.=)

night walk then; i was freaked out when huiling and grp came back crying. then blah it's our turn. so ending it wasnt frightening, just some ghost pics around aka lamb chop chop chop.

bedtime firerill bedtime again. i woke up to see jasmine? squatting beside me her head directly above mine. stared at each other for awhile then she and hannah hurried away.

woke up he next day and shoes were stolen, face were scribbled and musking tape with words like " i like to shit " or everyone's shirt except for mine! muahahah who dare to mess with the genius!

skip PT and brakfast (and i'm dreading the sight of milo now)

topo was pretty much slack. we were the last and complete the fewest stations but nvm. i'm too lazy to elaborate anyway.

games later. lame lame around.all i have to say is, kangning must be thankful for his big head ;]

campfire; preparation was tiring, carried table and the field was fucking muddy, like unhealthy shit.walk over a bridge construct by sbouts. kena a few bombs here and there (see someone really like to sabo me) performance and was sarcast by harris first (gotta kill him some time) then the real humiliation.

games consist of running around like mad dogs. sing along and i had no idea why gina cried, or they had no idea why i was laughing my way throughout. ended and tiring again and more muddy shit.

skip supper ( MILO OMFG!!!!) bedtime

PT which sucked. got few minor cramps and a major one on my right leg. thanks jacintha and mandice for helping me. thanks boonkai and joycelynn(or who?) and er, mdm lur?

skip claen up toilets and triage was pretty much slack as i was casualty, poor sqd3.

ncos's got tekan. well i was pretty happy at first, of course who wouldn't la. but you know im such a 伟大person i started to feel quite bad. sirs are nice human beings.

handover rehearsal and real handover. wangmiao zou yin and everyone was hahaha. blah blah blah i really no mood liao. you can see from the lousy post starting from night walk.

yawn im really tired now. i guess i will be sleeping in the chalet later.

bye bye bye. i'll blog about the omen like a few months after.

hello guys. i'm here blogging cause i think it will be my last and final post. tml camp and i dont know i can survive it anot. even if i did, i will be too tired to post. and maybe too lazy to post to. probably i could just throw some links and tell you to go there see. blah blah blah

so hols completely revolve sjab. un fact, i miss shanghai ppl in sjab more than 2e, except audrey's legs? sad life la.

so it's been a humiliating hols up to here. i've been humiliated once, and once, and four once more time. i just start from when i go amanda's house la. since i really have nth to post except life? kanasai

so it's a bright sunny saturday to go amanda's house. those crazy ppl want me to reach the bus stop at 8.45, which means i had to wake up at 7+. so pretty much slack and gobbled tons of hello panda. amanda has a sexy underwear, and long sexy legs, disgusting croc shoes, and her shirt not buttoned properly.

red shoes is a stpid not scary show amanda, stop being so freak out by it, and you all blasting my eardrums. green forset is a stupid show ng see mui, and devil beside you is a stpid show nu see mui.

anyway, it's one o'clock now and my mum and aunt from malaysia is doing some excrecise watching video. stupidly hilarious. i'm laughing my ass and the lychee seed in my mouth out.

sunday meet squad2 at bugis mrt went to eat kfc. gina and germaine brought souveniers keke! crapped aroud bugis for mr. kok's present. the boxer's idea was booed by the guys. so it was back to plain ol' boring wallet. lavender next and then wenbin's grandma house? LOL

east coast cycling and me and germaine double bike. huiling and wanling the n00bies. me and minle the pros, we were freaking the double g(ina and germaine, geddit?) out, HAHA. so i sprained my toe, saw a case, slashed by my mum, germaine slashed by her mum. we were nice ppl, we helped that woman ^^

so the long awaiting moment you had wait for has come. i went to school to get humiliated. and humiliated. and again and so on so forth. i feel really retarded and stupid and crappy and humiliating and shed tons of skin face, lost my dignity again.

so after thw whole thing is over, 85 and then went wenbin, the part time sqd2, house. played bridge, watch porn comics. and by mean porn, it is boobies with no nippies. so do you expect to see pussies ans dickies when there is no nippies on boobies? ok this is getting porn and R21. left early and went to bedok interchange. my sis bought two really ugly pants. saw sqd one and they are waving like crazy to me, cute phillip ^^

SANA on tuesday. lost, we totally had no idea where we were suppose to go. but miraculously, we reached sengkang. then lost again. finally found SANA HQ. lecture lecture talk talk it was boring. role play was wierd. test was easy peasy.

there was a duplicatte of shang bo there who made me feel like performing a vasectomy on him. irritating, loud, more irritatin, and irritating guy. blah blah balah.

so there was it. it was a disgusting post. a post gone bad. im not in the mood, my cousin is irritating me, i'm worrying about camp since i haven;t pack my bag, haven wax my uniform, havem polish my boots, whihc still will not turn out shiny in the end.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

i'm getting mad.