yawn no computer since wednesday cos my bro is not shuang then he unplugged the computer three times and my dad unplugged the monitor. so the computer become sth like this: connections to monitor was ripped out by dad, monitor[flat panel] facing down. the main plug and other connecting to some plugging thing which consists of 4 plug hole was pulled out and four wires is scattered all over the room
so now i have a new wish.

don;t feel like typing out tt long as maybe some fuking blogger will poof all the post out.

sunday sjab. went back to do farewell stuff. quite fun. the action remedy by functions is a knock out. maybe bryan could join the circus one day and entertain every one (no offense here). saw vivian.

monday foodfair. been dragged by ppl. went main hall for some scary thingy. angela screamed during the whole thing =.= im a bravesoul. its not scary. GRADE: YAWN! some stuff then went tm with wt seemui cindy.

sitting on the floor for 3 hours listening to non stop crappiness sucks. some movie screened at church. GRADE: ZZZ. slept through the whole movie. the chairs are rlly nice to lean on and sleep if the person in front of you dosent smell stinky. so tts why i din sleep on wednesday cos waiwai is infront of me LOL. okay so im crapping around with fango chaijia doreen.

went abseiling. jin meng is being carried by 111 LOL. so is okay but not if you crushed you fingers. flying fox on thurs and was hanign there like damn long. kheng soon is shaking badly. dont feel much. quite yawn actually.

friday is crap too. marychan is crappin blahblahblah. and firedrill ws lame and scorching hot. clean the classroom and collected many pins ^^ blah again. went citylink suntec marina sq with chaijia amanda. chaijia is so girlie sia like now i then realise =.= blah ard went home in taxi and owe amanda 7.40

tues went bugis with claud cindy. was very late as my food wont be cooked. just crap all over bugis junction. bought gorillaz gorillaz cd but no batteries =.= finally went 77th street and bought pencil case for seemui. bought the black one cos pink is too bimbotic. but MAYBE pink i ssuitable for seemui =.= man what a day.

wed sjab is damn tough. got pump 30 happily LOL. had bandages and stuff all over my legs. pumping games are NOT fun okay. slow marching sucks. jerking too. arms aching like siao now. case is sososo exciting. all were mumbling like some blah. haha funny shit.

damn what a short post just for 7 days.

i found the pista 06 song and its actually a gorillaz song clint east wood. so love gorillaz.

I SO LOVE GORILLAZ

friday half day went to school in sj tee. asembly mr tan as great even he was talking about god la. funny guy. then sjab was okay. listen to teo talktalktalk for 45mins. torturous? HAHA. and keith is so poor thing sia. lau sai 40 mins. then drills and im rly lagging >.<>ALL so lagging la. then did the hanta thingy. haha rlly slacking sia.

then ent to tm with mui crowy. eat mac and vannessa botine?? those ig bball girls was like =.= la. then vanessa was like sitting next to me and asking some questions la. and mui says im a retard. haha ent ard and end up at the library. then slack awhile la. wen tot some section then slack there. and i did sth tt make them laugh. HURHUR.

then go the children session and i act stupid. crowy is laughing like crazy. havent seen her like tt. so i officially declares tt she is not suffering from stress la. then mui lame go sit on the train. then blah went home? hmm yea.

damnit quarrel with my faggotti fucking sisiter. like who really cares la. she hurt her like and i care no fuck at all. ooh typing this out feels GREAT.

GORILLAZ

got back my dear exams paper. wonderful and exhilarating results ^^

hmm start on tues went back for sjab proposal thingy. got totally pissed by someone. man get a life. dont get all emotional and flirty. your acts are purely disgusting. if you are pissed, dont take it out on me. huh what why are you looking at me like tt?do you think i even care how i look at you? i look at everyone like this. dont like it. get lost. theres hella many other ppl who like me looking at them like tt. then do the proposal. was totally hilarious. me and germaine were crapping alot. then was like * wanting to grab handphone. and it wasnt mine. so i was like bu shi wo de and graqbbing it tightly.

SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM HER PARASITIC SKILLS!

then went back. yawn.

then wed went to school late for reasons. then wowowowow was maths and my marks were great. it was 87 ^^ damn i coud fucking get higher makrs if it wasnt the damn bloody careless mistakes. someone told me my homec was 66. DOHHH!

geog next? haha was rlly unexpecting. i got 69.5 make me so pissed and i keep bugging tan. BUT mingyue qiu fening skills are superbulado. so anw i got added one mark and it has risen me on higher levels: 70.5!!

then science bah. and becky was blabbering tt she couldnt get As. well so this happens. she got an A2 and her mark was higher then me by half a mark. wait then theres this question on the yeast thingy and i wrote lost its natural ability. then constantly bugging mr lee and i got 74.5 HAHA I WAS HALF A MARK HIGHER THEN HER. ROFLMAO!

chinese. was shocked at the results sia. damn it i like couldnt finish it and was basically crapping. but i did well anw. 75. but after some calculations on zuo wen and blah, i have fallen to 73.5 all i can say tt writting letters is NEVER EVER my strong side. it has pulled me down drastically. HELP!

history was like shit la. 64 ONLY. and smithy keep I WANT MORE! ITS NOT ENOUGH! WHERES THE INDUS WHATEVER SHIT GIRL! ITS GOTTA BE THERE! so its gonna be DOOMDOOMDOOM. and i crap on the names of the gods of hinduism. haha i still got 2 marks. the real names: Brahmin-the creator Visha?- the perserver? cant rmb but my ans is totally shit. heres bravajat the creator and visha sth for the ??? LOL!

got back english on thurs. ohmyohmy I TOTALLY PASSED! and cindy was great man. shucks. got 34.5/60 and compo totally is dead. 18 each. so beside sucking at letters, i, too suck at making some brochures. damnit. then add blahblah total was 58.75 but i bet in the honor of me tt the reading passages will pull me up ^^

WE HATE YOU BECKY! man all her subject was As. only chinese. ARGHH!

then slack alot cos teachers din come.

went georgina hse today and play with the kittens. i got freaked out cos its so damnit scratchy? but nv been scratched ^^ and claudia was like running like a chicken when the kitten got to the living room. HAHA and its so damnit playful. gerogina must have been taking good care of angie aka the kitten.oh and sq accidentally kicked it. OUCH!

oh and assembly at wed. dr boon. was showing us some slides. nearly fell asleep. so theres this blogging critic on. racist. so on my links theres a couple of ppl going to jail. HAHA WATCH OUT DUDES!

recently theres this link of some story passing aroung going on. oh my i totall dont get it. wanna make me sleep sia. wasted one hour reading it and still dont get it appeal or cryingness. YAWN! and im only half way through it and not gonna to continue.

tts all folks!

damnit it sucker nana i totally hate you. maybe ****** decision was right.

ALL THE ABOVE IS PURELY MY OWN OPINION SO IF I HAVE OFFENDED YOU IN ANYWAY, PLS FOGIVE AND FORGOT AND DONT TAKE ME TO COURT. THANKS!

EXAMS ARE FINALLY OVER DUDES!!

well over tts it but playtime is still so short. why? lets see the very packed schedule here.

sjab traing: 19 20 25 oct 02 04 07 08 14-16 21-23 29-30 nov 05 dec

whee how great huh

anw heres some lame stuff yea.

7 channels i completely adore now or in the past too or maybe continue adoring it in the future
- channel 5
- animal planet
- AXN
- mtv 20
- nickelodeon
- cartoon network
- zhong tian

7 thingy showed in mtv i rmb
- janet jackson runaway video cum the song so doesnt appeal to me aka it sucks
- atomic kitten someone like me video lasted for only 1:52
- MTV WHATEVER THINGS IS BACK AND WHACKING THEIR OWN ASSES
- super sweet 16 is like HELLA WITH YOU GIRLS; like this episode im watching. this rlyrlyrly fat girl is gonna celebrate her 16th bday. and shes rlyrly rich. but she is just sososo damndamndamn spoilt. and goes *tooting* everywhere. and hey you are not invited to my birthday party cos i quarrel with you. and you still expect an invitation? *toot* off. im so enjoying mtvs tooting style. and her invitation? some red fan on a plate which her butler is holding it. heck!! she got a brand new audi for her bday. she eats her breakfast on her bed then calls her mum though phone and say im finished. what im gonna do? man this is sure one spoilt brat. andand she likes tight fitting clothes? this really show her bigbigbig tummy. i wonder how her heels can hold her.
- boiling points punk'd mtv burned is sure three heck good scare-the-shit/pissed-it-out shows
- commercials and shows on aids/HIV so theres this commercial on the process of making condomns. and the quotable quotes: 6-9 million condomns is sold worldwidely every year; afraid you are the only man using it? and theres this show showing commercials on preventing aids and those celeb thingy. cool
- the effects of mtv tooting all around the world ^^

7 things i certainly enjoy doing
- watching anime DUH
- pissing my dad
- dissing my sister
- and taunting her
- hog on the computer for few hours
- having wierd dreams?
- making poems ^^

so was like finsh homec basically rushing to the library. mui was like mad? she borrow eight books? oh and she lent me dan brown angels and demon. superb. i completed two third of the book yea? and went back cindy went looking for kittens then saw angela with it. then blah cindy brought the kitten back home.

and suddenly i feel tt perfect english is so damn important. due to the many facts tt many of the msners on my lists is like so =.= well do you consider this as a language hiie evryybodyy todayy berii happyy leshhzz. miie arndd laoggongg gggoo tuuh eatt leshhz. berii berii nishez leshhz. arndd tuuhmmollo miie arnd guurrlliiex tubbiiex ggo wattchh sshhoppingg. miie wiill luurrvee euu all de okiex? and then its follow by a very-disgusting-i-hate-ppl-doing-it muuaackiiess! oh my what horrible foul who-knows-what language.

tts all folks bah.

oh my the website i was going lately was fantastic. gee heres some jokes. and will out the link sooner or later bah.

enjoy!!!


A professor at a southern university was giving a lecture of the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands."Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands."That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand."Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"This time, 3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further: Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, only Bubba raises his hand.The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Bubba replied, "Ghost? Oh: from way back thar I thought you said goats."

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When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 10,000 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household. You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose. I told you to be the spiritual leader in your family. Of all of you only one obeyed. Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

"I don't know," the man replied. "My wife told me to stand here."

___________


Jesse Jackson, while visiting a primary school class, found himself in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Jackson if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy."

So the illustrious religious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."

"No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted spiritual leader. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Rev. Jackson searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Rev. Jackson were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it sure as heck wouldn't be an accident, either."


^^ and i added the links