Bowl cut

hello blog it's not thursday nor PE has passed but there's 2.4km tmr and it should have been today if it hasn't rain. 2.4 isn't in the stewpid school nor the stadium but ECP! Hohohoho guess the school finally stuck something in their ear wax brain.

oh shit, I have to decide whether to wear the theme which is not very theme at all thing or stick with my original plan of not wearing the theme which is not very theme at all thing. The latter was much much convenient since I had 2.4 but the former contribute to the stewpid class achievements which we most prob won't win if I don't go to the library and borrow some Prince of Tennis. Crap I have no idea, maybe I should just skip some school and hop to ECP.

I HATE MR POH THAT FAT COW(do not ask me why it's purple)

Anyway, my original intention of blogging is this!(look below thank you)

HELLO KANGNING YOU ARE SO TOOTING TOOOOOOOOOOOOT. I BET YOU HAD A BOWL CUT.

PS:The identities of the other FPI(Fry Prata Intelligence) Agents have been wiped off. GKN is only disclosed since his head is the only one that can fit inside our helmets and even Paint can't do the job off covering his head. We are sorry GKN.

Maybe I should have open up more, but on second thought, I rather it stays the way it is. It's great seeing people trying, but not when I did not.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEE

Beng-ify!

I just deleted a post regarding about me hibernating. Who was I to kid? I like blogging. I really do not care about how many people coming here or tagging, I just like to type out some super randomn or useless or definitely super holy stuff.

To hell with some hibernation.

Being able to go back to school is great, I'm so bored at home Yawn. Sleeping 24/7 is really time consuming. I never want to be sick again, especially food poisoning/stomach flu (for the Nth time).

Anyway no 2.4 during P.E today. Scare the shit out of me and especially Shiqi these few days lol. It was leisure time with the disappearing Chua GeGe, and Shiqi did not take her 4 station today again.

Badminton with some people. And I'm a complete Stiffy at it, I don't even serve properly. Guess alot of epople vomit blood playing with me. And I merge Kendo(剑道) with Badminton, ITS the new roar man, everyone should try it.

After some blah Wanqi Wenxin JacJac was exclaiming there was a round rainbow and nobody believed, except the super holy me, of course. I went out to the PT ground and saw it. Beautiful, it was stunningly crazy. There's this rainbow circle surrounding the sun.

My first thought was like, somebody is going to bomb AHS, like finally. It was a sign, a sign to exterminate the school and annihilate all the mutated zombies and baboon sitting on leather chairs. It was a sign. A sign, a sign a sign.

The rest of the PE lesson was talking about the sign and staring at the 12noon sun which is burning my eys. Ouch.

Afterwhihc was proceeding to AVT for physics when we spotted another rainbow at he hostel. OMG A SIGN AGAIN LA, TO EXTERMINATE AND ANNIHILATE S'PORE, OMG OMG OMG. I bet Wenxin Wanqi and Jac must be vomiting many blood.

PE is never boring nowadays, I guess I'll blog about PE lessons. Love it man, but where's Chai he's the new hilarious shitz LOL. 2.4 is another day, pray hard it's the stadium, pleeeeeease.

The following link is not intentional and entirely fiction, but it will make you
rofl like my business(shit). But click on anyway! PS: It's also for chao ahguas
and siao ginahs.

My blog in Beng: http://benglish.kennysia.com/?add=http://coheaven.blogspot.com

Byebyeeeeeeeeeeeee, the rainbow thing is on the news!

Cosplay!

Hello again. I guess it’s a blue moon these days, since I felt like updating without the intention of killing steven lim. And my post wasn’t short and mundane anymore, hopefully it’s long.

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Toodles first, I’m going marina bay for fireworks!
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…..And I’m back. Fireworks first. Long time since I’ve properly seen one ever since I move away from my old house. Kind of common still, but some are stunning. I like it when the fireworks are almost gone and the sparks shimmer down, beautiful. But what is best are the smoke form by them, sort of like brain nerves. And there are so many kids around. Some Malay kids were pointing at the snails and worms at the grass patch. I squat down next to them and we started counting all those insects in Malay. Damn cute kids. I DID NOT MENTALLY TRAUMATISE THEM NOR HARASS THEM, THEY LIKE ME HAHAHAHAHAH.

And you could actually do an analogy for fireworks. They are like sperms you know, especially when they shoot up. Wiggles about with a fiery head, then suddenly self explodes at the head. Most of them explodes before they even reach the urethra. Not many reach the egg. None at all in fact, self explode all of them. China is such an infertile country.

Yesterday HP closing. Screwed it up, but still it was fun la. Yay Dakota got 1st! Kind of expected many says, but you really cannot stop beaming. XQ owe me damn lot of meals for all I’ve done. The presents all kope by NCOs, we will share them, I will.

And Cihui fell down after CCA and I helped. Such awesome legs there are. NCC people are stiffies btw.

Today zone presentation., pathetically 5 went(that’s nearly half of my squad). As usual I was the only on time for breakfast, while Wuneng insist that we must be punctual, and he was late. Nehnehneepoopoo.

After some breakfast we go CHIJMES Hall. Damn cool. Last year’s was at the stupefied Telok Kurau Sec and it was soooooooo boring and bloody hottttttttt. Fancy watching a 20 minutes video ALL ABOUT PICTURES. Damn ZZZ. I remember I fell asleep and my head was bouncing like a bunny. And the reception was plainly eating many many fishballs.

This year’s the area is air-conditioned, with cosplay girls dressed as maids(not Maria, proper rich bastards maids) around! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG THEY ARE SOOOOOO PRETTYYYYYY! And they did some singing with piano-ing. Seriously what the girl dressed doesn’t match what she sing. Very opera and heavenly voice, pretty too!

One day I’m going to cosplay as Hitsugaya. That’s right, I’m going to have spiky white hair and be around 1.6 m. Jessica help me shrink please?

After some speech and a phew-only-5-minute video, it was reception. The reception was also served by the cosplay girls! AHHHHHHHH Keith and I damn excited. Went 2 rounds, wanted to get served. Awwwww they are really gorgeous. I said to 2 of them that they are pretty, and they say thank you back to me hohohoho. And I was smiling oogly at another one, and she smile back but look at me in the weirdest way.

Meet many BNCO people there. Ahhhhhh saw Hadi who slimmed down(Germaine is sad he’s not that fat), James with the nice legs(didn’t get to touch D: ), Hazik the 6 packs, piya piya girl, screechy Cos IC, and many more la. Pretty YunSi Mdm there too, oogle at her, and cute fat Sir there, Germaine oogle at him.

Talked to Jonathan(long). Super lame dude. I dared him to tell one of the cosplay that she is pretty, and he dared me back.
Me: I tell 2 of them liao.
Long Jonathan: Then what they say.
Me: They said thank you, but you are prettier.

Instantly, everyone drop dead to the floor.

Anyway during the whole ceremony there’s this 蜡笔小新 look-alike guy sitting next to me. And I was Lawl-ling all the whole ceremony. Damn cute. “我是蜡笔小新” HOHOHOHOHO.

Byebye. Chiong proposals(whine).

PS: No need to quarrel whether I’m the nicest or funniest. I’M BOTH MUAHAHAHAHAH.

This is Dragon Ball Z Cosplay btw, LOLLERCOASTERBBQ!

I'm early

Hello sleeping world. Guess what? I’m blogging at 1.20 AM, and yes, it’s in the dark again. But I’m gonna trust my keyboard skills entirely with the help from the measely monitor light, booooooooo! And I haven’t complete my stupid zuowen and the stuff for CCA. Slacking again T_T

Oh right. Main Topic. In my point of view, which is today, but theoretically, is yesterday, is one hilarious shitz. Well the “dreaded” PE which I dread so much came, since Chai is taking over and hearing Fat Claudia whining about how he torture them, I was practically half-dead.

Upon nearing the stadium, Miaoooo exclaim that someone is running 2.4 now and Chai is there. I started whining(typical), cause the rain had just stop and the field is THIS wet, and WHY OH WHY DID THE RAIN HAD TO STOP AT SUCH UNHOLY TIMING. Okay I totally did not want to run in the school, especially a wet school (no pun intended).

But anyway I got distracted by legs, but it struck back to me when Chai and a fat boy came back. “OH shit I really don’t want too un the stewpid field”. Nor 10 rounds, or do 60 sit-ups, nor 40 pull ups.

We did nothing of all those, including 2.4 so YAY, phew. Instead, we had to find partners and started running shuttle-run-like. I don’t know, but I started laughing, since every time I turn back Lipin nearly crashed into me, and when I avoided her I nearly crash into someone else again. It’s like car-racing ya’know, only somewhat hilarious.

After some minutes, we had to do some super duper hilarious shit exercises. My oh my, with our model councilors leading very model-ly, it’s really one gay fag. Firstly we had to push against each others, an exercise which girls had to be very careful of. Bow down like to Yamashita. Then we had to do some twirling and swirling like a ballerina. After which we had to pose like Superman. More twirls and swirls again.

Then we had to sit on the floor and pretend we are pedaling, with our partner’s feet of course. With very different leg lengths, me and Michelle are laughing like hyenas. Then later we had to back face each other and do some Superman-flying-backwards stunt. Totally haha. Finally we got to stand up, but Chai ain’t gonna make it easy for us. We had to do it the hard way. But being the top 15% of the top 15% of the cohort, I and Michelle stand up the easy way when Chai wasn’t looking. Told you we are the elites. On the very side note, our model councilors are leading us very well, well done and good job! You just got praised by welfare king and C.S.M (again, no pun).

Finally some peace time with the absence of Chai.

Captain’s Ball was hilarious shit too. I was laughing again. Very badly super badly(I had the wierdest person on Earth jumping infront of me). And I took care of Shiqi you know! Muahahahahahz I guess I’m the nicest person in the whole wide world. Anyway I think my team won captain’s ball. Put a L infront of the guy’s forehead bah.

Goodnight, it’s 1.43 am. Wasted 23 minutes of my life.

I just deleted everything I had type cause I find it far too boring.

I have nothing to blog about, but the urge of getting rid of steven's lim face is just so raging and roaring inside me.

Oh tommorow's Emath tests, and I can't be bothered to study.

Don't say i'm smart and need not study. I won't get a bullshit if I never did study, since I never really listen in classes anyway. I would never know the wonders of the foolscap paper. Nor would I see the magnificance of what a 1000000-watt electricity can do. Well just some old posts up here.

Maybe education is really important. Many parts of me just want to give up many of those bloody subjects and concentrate on things I really like. I like geography and sciences, they make the most sense to me. I find maths useless, unless there's an application to it. Solving maths problem is just one bullshit. Since the answer is already there and already known, why bother to find it? Why bother to kill the trees for just one puny lil questions? I don't see the point of drawing a graph for a car, unless there's some usage to it. Practical ones. Maths may be important in some ways but the rest? Forget it, maybe I'm too uninterested.

I find languages(specifically refering to english) pretty useless too. Not the language itself, but learning the languge. How can language be learn? Maybe it's the teacher I have, cause I have zero idea on the stuff she's trying to "teach" us. Anyway I'm always too entertained by her flabby arms and opera voice that I cannot concentrate. so maybe it's me as a student then, boooohoooooo.

Alright, I have no intention on starting on this education thing since it's been on my mind since the BigBang. However, I really find the school a big disappointment. What's with the biasness towards sports? Not I really care we are the "East Zone Centre Excellence for Sports".


The secondarys3 probably had the ChamLab using their 10cm thick laptops. Mr yeow said it's because the school do not have money to buy new ones. OHHHHHHH DID I HEAR WRONGLY? NO MONEY!? And the school had no money for the teacher's to have enough paper, and the school does not have enough money to fix those bloody malfunctioning water coolers, and the school does not have enough money to at least built the other ccas better location, but the school have the money to waste 1 sheet of paper on the countdown to the prelims(mind you, there's still the O's yet to be counted down), and the school have the money to provide baboons with an air-conditioned room and the school have the money to rebuilt the indoor stadium.


My oh my oh you oh they. I have nothing to say since the school is like the nephron, having selective spending. You can blame it all on nature then.


Well, very long piture, but the memory still stands :D

Byeeeeeeeeee

Some posting

Have not blog a long time, and doesn't have a urge too. what kinda pushes me is getting rid of Steven Lim's face, I cannot stand his chicken pie face ritikuling anymore.

This week has been happening and hectic. Too short of a week, too little time for everything I say. Maybe I slacked too much? Yes I have slack too much. Perhaps a little kick will wake me up from my on going holiday mood. Or will it?

Okay so I screw up my geog big time, maybe I did. I was whining very badly on how no time I had for this week. Whine and whine and whine. It's good to let out some frustrations through whining and shaking some friend's sleeves. I like to whine cause I don't like to be angry/showing attitude for no apparent reason.

Whining is good for the mind and cleanse the soul. Try whining today! Contact Dr. Sieg @ 911-Whine-988-2424-00 to know more about how to whine, or you can try to call 1800-112-3838 for a $38 donation to Mr Dulan(poor thing owing the national debt, now he has to fix his own golden tap).

Well, below is my InviSieg mode. Click away! YOU'VE BEEN WARN.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Anyway, I'm not blogging about those stuff nor flaming certain people. I didn't feel anything after friday night. No anger, no disappointment, except the urge to go home and eat some dinner. I didn't scream and vent my anger, nor did I breakdown. I just lie there and look at the stars, maybe sometimes laughing at funny things. 'Cause I felt nothing. I kept quiet(or laugh). It was an ordeal one had to go thorugh, but it sets me thinking, whose fault it is? It is his fault, or her fault? Or maybe everyone's at fault? Is it the ties not strong enough? Or is it we are too sensitive over it? Or or is it is it people are too easily manipulated? Well I kept to myself. I feel that everyone is wrong in certain ways. That's why I feel nothing, that's why I didn't react.

G(s): We have overdone it. It's childish in a way, but still, maybe the only way we find it to vent it out. Stay strong, cause no matter what, 神永远在此，MUAHHAHAAHHA.
A(s): You have overdone it too. Now it's up to you whether you could self-control, then.神永远在此 too, MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.

Now wasn't it nice that you don;t understand all that bull and here I am, chuckling away at what I understand and there's you, frustrating at what you don't understand. You have(d) been warn.

I want to watch the simpsons, rat-a-too-tee, rushour3 and alone so badly! OMG I HAVE PAPRIKA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Spider pig~

Byebye! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA