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Today, I went to Best Buy to look for a CD. Then I went to Target, where the CD was three dollars cheaper. I did not get the best buy at Best Buy. MLIA

Today, I received a message I would have to repost or I would be killed by a girl with no eyeballs. I felt relieved because she wouldn't be able to find me due to her disability. MLIA

Today I found out I have more than the average number of legs. The average number is 1.999999999. I have 2. MLIA

Today, I used the last sheets of toilet paper in the bathroom. I purposely did not replace the roll so someone else could get themselves in a bind and submit their story to FML.com. MLIA

Today, my friend told me to think fast and threw a ball at me. I thought at normal speed and still caught the ball. MLIA

My brother was really happy to go to Disneyland, the happiest place on earth. He was so excited, he tripped, fell, and cried. It is not the happiest place on earth. MLIA

Today I met a guy named Luke. I am not his father. MLIA.

Today, I watched America's Funniest home videos. I live in Canada but it was still funny. MLIA

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