Buzzzzzy

Hello blog long time. Very busy and lazy. Had HP opening on Thursday whihc I had no intention of bloggin about it since it wasn't pleasant and everyone can see it. But well my point is...

Kids nowadays, are like so bloody rich. You can see children with PSPs and Nintendos everywhere.

OK the main point is I attended a birthday party, for a 1-year old child, at Ritz-Carlton on Saturday.

Damn do you know how posh that place is? The public toilets are well equipped with hand soap, facial towels, temperature adjustable taps, facial tissues, toilet seats cover etc. OK i should have taken a picture so it's more convincing but the toilets have golden embroidery around the mirrors, flowers that were probably change everyday, and that's just for the decoration. And that's super posh.

And the parents booked a whole room besides the pool for that birthday. It's decorated with loads of green, yellow, purple and barney balloons. Apparently the birthday boy took a fancy towards barney. There's waitresses walking arounds with drinks on trays, chef cooking on the spot, GOOD FOOD, very good food.

Sushi that were constantly topped up, sashimi freshy sliced, curry with bite size veggies, prawns with wasabi mayonnaise, herbal chicken, small lobsters, huge prawns, roast pork, Peking duck, goose liver, fresh crepe, very good soup, others-not-very-noticeable food and DESSERTS.

The desserts there are superrrrrr good i tell you. No pictures :( but there's Black Forest's Cake, Coffee Cake, Peach Cheesecake, Mocha Cake, Rasp & Straw & Blue Berries Tart, American Carrot Cake(which taste blah) and CREAM BULEEEEEEEE! Gosh the Cream Bulee is super good. Pudding covered with hardened honey, totally melt in you mouth.

Kids also get special meals, likr what the... Ok they have fries that looks better then those in Swensens, french toast, and smooooothies. And they are super lucky i tell you, they got free goodie bags and balloons(my sister took one btw), but the unlucky thing is they got to take a picture with Barney.

Yes there's a man dressed in a Barney costume, I bet it's Poh. Barney look super screw up though. The costume is falling into pieces, one of it's eye sunk in, and that mouth look like it could gobble one of the kids there. I'm freaked out and I went to give Barney a punch in the face.

Still focusing on the kids, each of them there have a maid each, serving them, handling their food, hurrying after them, and to be screamed at. And they at least wear one branded clothing, the birthday boy is wearing Guess shoes embroided with crystals, another kid has a Dior necklace.

So it's a posh party. Very very posh. Well after that went around Marina Square with Sister and cabbed to outside RSS for SJ. Yah they are all road retards who got lost, Germ GKN Minle. Luckily there's me to salvage the situation. Went around doing some stuff. Adeline's house is super fun with the dog called Smelly Minnie. Oh and Germaine touch shit HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, and I step on shit(yea she touch the shit on my shiny shoe HAHAHAHAHAH), no ha has please.

Went Kembangan to do more stuff. Nearly went YiShun but heh heh lucky oooooh. Must be the shit shoe. And GKN Minle completed their task very fast and they sent me a message to thank me and my shit shoe. They owe me and my shit shoe lunch. Shit shoe shit shoe WANSUIIIII!

Byebye, the shit is still on my shoe, thats lucky.