current status: blogging. feeling my pulse. one anime MISSED THREE EPISODES=1h. two anime two hours worth together. another new anime. comic books ALL HANGED. tv time- 2 hours?? com- as much as possible till my bro gets home and theres my sister watching anime. owells. heymaths printing asstment- a FAILURE ^^ slacking-ALL THE TIME.

another badbadbad report. heymaths printing asstment?? TOTAL FAILURE. i can only print the farting school crest out. wtf la. okae another comforting words for myself theres still time theres still time. im clever. i alway revise a day befor examination. this is so damn correct.

anw lets just list x-factors for my sis ^^
-7 month baby
-supposed to be very skinny and weak due to 7 month baby
-drink very little milk
-supposed to be very skinny and weak due to drink very little milk
-BUT
-things doesnt always go what naturally it should be
-shes short
-fat
-shorter than me
-fatter than me
-how does 160 sounds?
-and 70+?
-geez and she eat a whole chicken for birhtday
-what will she become after her Os during the holiday?
-she got a hover disc for bday.
-she sings doremi sucksly
-and goes ZAI LAI YI CI!!
-well a whole list of x factors huh.
-og cos theres still more
-stop here la

okae thanks evryone for wisihng mr hb. okae tts all folks.

current status: blogging. anime HANGED and 4hours worth of anime. comics HANGED. tv time two hours. computer- as much as possible till my bro gets home. slacking- ALL THE TIME.

geez the report was like bad huh. shall mug hard later bah. theres still time theres still time i comforted mysself. i just need five day's of revision since im so clever. oh wth la.

um tuesday was like slacking. science stumped mr lee. art slack arpund at com room. maths slack too and i justjustjust passed ca. geez its like my maths dropped dead when lkk left. english slack again. enel slack too. how could you mug when theres no fag teacher huh

then after school gerogina was like watching teacher play chess and blah. um and minle was doing the qianlihuanli like super fast? geez showing off zhuai kia. and kena suan. like i totally lost cos theres three to one. zhuai kia- hes my cca mate and hp grp. must bond oke. what a nice person i am. and there he goes blahing and calling for help. jonathan- okae must also remain good relationship cos 63 de. lame excuse though. cant be bothered to fight with him. ROFLMAO. some molely ncc guy- like i totally donno him. all i can cricticise is his big mole which i din say it out. couldnt hurt his feelings yea. LOL

then blah went back him wt cin. they escort me back home. LOL and saw like few cats. geez and cindy and her ultra super big cup of blah. then was like at the playground blahing around. geez childish. and saw fangying. me sis bday and what does she want. TO EAT A WHOLE CHICKEN. her weight? 70+ height? 160. GEEZ WHAT WILL SHW BECOME AFTER HER OLEVELS DURING THE 6 MOTNH BREAK


chinese was slackin. reading a book and tortise din notice. pe was like slacking too. went on the ropes blah la. but theres this kittens in the gym which cindy is crazy about. one scratch me GRR. then english still slcking. do summary. geez. science me lee rmb the forfeit. so =.= la. maths oh we had to do some maths test paper on heymaths and i totally din go and see neither print it out. so slack too ^^

um then assembly we had to watch some video tt those fag ppl head like to shake alot. make me thing of sir nicholas LOL then blah the sports class were making sound effects and blah. so blah la. then blah cindy went crazy for cats. went blahing around searching for cats =.= broke the previous record. 27 cats we saw. geez

i still hate her yea. OH HAIL THE QUEEN OF B!TCHES!!

hmm i think i tend to mug hard for hw le. YES ONLY HW. geez tt was bad aint it. well shall piang la. have to complete this whole stack of hw while coping with bleach books tv com and blah stuff. OH HAIL TO THE MIGHTY COM!!

and diamonds from sierra leone so rocks can. watch mtv's mtv. okae music television's making the video. geddit? owell tt car in the video is so cool yea. sort of batman style where by the doors are batman style. but its totally pretty.its not black. theres no funny batman thingy or mercedes sign poking out at the front. geez din know mercedes created such a car yea. and it cost 200-400 THOUSAND. US OR EUROPEON DOLLARS. and all it do is go smashing throgh glass windows. geez tts not the way to treat a 200-400k car. and most of the children have beady eyes. big beady eyes okae. beady eyes neednt have to be small one okae. ares is so damn slow. im still connecting. wtf to my complete load of STRESSSTRESSSTRESS!

sunday sjab la. yt msg me early in the morning and sys she have a bad cough. then wne tto school and meet la. then blah around then go to sjhq. st. john headquarters geddit? okae reach there like er 8.40 then we like waited until 9? um then blah started walking. then w.liting was like telling me bout com la. then tell me something when shes a casualty on a com. okae so this is what hapen

w.liting was a casualty in a end com. then usually is one grp of four ppl came and treat her and another casulaty. so she have two ambulances treating her. then these two guys was like tootoot walking around donno what to do. then she was supposed to have hypertension. er when the airway spasms and contract and cant breathe la. okae then she was like curious why these two guys werent treating her. then she over heard them saying:" er shall we perform cpr on her?"

okae its not about the kiss of life kae. you only perform cpr when the casualty fallen into cardiac arrest. stop breathing and heart stop pumping geddit? then blah its finished the walk. then went to bugis with wanling huiling gina minle zixiang xiquan and blah around la. blahblah went back home la.

Monday ca was nt tt bad? then blah history we were horrible can. Totally no preparation and blah. Failure I say.Then chinese we were all very enthu. It was like =.= la.and tortise is so unfair. She din add me and claud marks. Kae wtf. Homec received our test marks and blah la. I just passed. 20.5 OOHAHH HOW GREAT. Geez then do some blah stuuf.

then went back Then at classroom had a shouting spree with cindy. It was like =.= and oh kayat dick kena hitten by yiyang. And it looks painful cos theres tears. Then mui was saying. Wah your sperm wanna come out isit. ROFLMAO she so biantaied. um them blah yea.

okae i totally hate her now. wtf dose she think she is. OH IM THE QUEEN OF USA>YOU SHALL ALL OBEY ME!! HURHUR wtf la. thinking shes a great counciller. is she even fit to be one. i totally dount the ability. act cute. flirt. bimbotic. act friendly. what a hypocrite sia. geez im staring to hate her more when i see her. critcising evry movement of her. well whatevr. and most importantly i still have to stuck in the same class with her for another like blah months? is this too obvious? it better be cos i wanna show you how much i dislike and hate you. fartfartfart. fatfatfat/ tts not a spelling mistake. its fat alright. WHATEVER GO PRINT IT OUT BAH. YOU WONT HAVE ANY EDVIDENCE. BOOHOO WHO CARES IF YOU DOES.

lets have another lesson ^^
ok for B!TCH you could alwaes say you are saying beach and no one could charge you assualt for tt. and for B@ST@ARD you could always say busted.
another lesson brought to you by the HOLY great sieghart

um lets just post about sjab la and some toher things yea,

well after school change into full-u and blah la. then opening parade and blah. kena pump sometime latr and another sometime latr. total about 55 yea? over a100 and50 total for camp is totally not exxagarating. i swear to my ownself yea. then blah do footdrills la. then change into hptee peshorts. played games with gb yea. split up into eight groups la. then my group have junhao juncheng crystal vannessa1b wanzhen and two other blah ppl which i don know. LOL

and blah they are sick. they put ketchup chilli soysauce in the water and made waterbombs. how sick can tt be. and blah la the first station is somehting we have to eat hanging on the air. the sickness there is tt they put chillipadi and the biscuit is so disgusting and the put an enormus apple tt is TOTALLY impossible to bite finish. can you handle tt sickness?

then was at newparade square which we have to choose some right squares or will be bom la. okae juncheng you so rock can. we only tio two bombs and tts cos of junchengs superbulado guess. and the sickness was tt the water was someone stinking feet water and chilli kepchup. and junhao was blahing tt the most dangerous place is the safest place and i go blah i hate this theory its stupid and crystal go blah no this is not a stupid theory and do you know why. you see singapore so small want to bomb then sink le right. but you see so safe sia. =.=

and then was aircon hall outside there. this was sick. we had to roll some toilet roll with our heads while answering some blah questions. then some blah ppl will come and pour some blah stuff over us like water simple la flour the effect combination of flour and water is DOUGH imagining tt sticking onto your hair mustard squeeze out of a bottle directly onto your blah parts kaya peanutbutter smeared nicely onto your hands and neck. yes neck. and so i kena smear peanut butter and is like eww. and the worst is.....

the next station is at the field and those stinky insects are trying to lick up some delicious peanutbutter. hmms mamamia. so some hungry insects was frolinking around my hands smeard with hmm mamamia peanutbutter. owell i din play the station la. only eat the sweet out of the flour bowl. yes a bowl containg flour with sweets. i got the orange marlboro sweet. LOL

then went back to nps and blah la. had some blah stuff there and then change back into full-u closing parade. then went back home. saw somehtings. shall create something like the cursed bus poem. well it may be very lan cos im directly typing it out without thinking. ROFLMAO.

one day i was walking home.
saw some animals on the roam.
extraodinary i say
to see so many animals in a day
first were dogs
whose mistress are wearing clogs
i saw four
one micmiking on the floor
another made a weewee beside a tree
i could see it go pee a pea
outrageous i said
tt why it cant peepee on its bed
one was bikering a fight
the another one runs off in fright
there were cats i saw all nine
those pretty fuzzy oh feline
one lurks around chang cheng
while others all wait for ms cheng
tt ms cheng who is she
one tt feed the feline all three
but among the three animals i saw
this one make a donkey go heehaw
cockroaches lying all around the floor
dead and alive big and small
i bet more than fifty were lying around
while some still crawling in rounds
the sight was so terrifying
tt will made sheawaiwai go crying revenge!
and thus here are all the animals i have seen
and shut up and stop making a scene

owell since long i had create poems yea. great work i say. ROFLMAO

anw my mum pick a phone on the golf course. K700I. and the contents are EROCTICA. owell it seems like some guy go and photo and video his ass and dick. gosh man. gosh. theres just too much sickness in this world.

HURHUR go and complain all you want la. you all like to nuture this nice habit of yours right. go ahead and do it. i dont care. go and do more small reports on all of us la. go and nuture this nice habit of saying us la. being a only know how to reports someone de xiaoren is so suitable for you. whatevre i say. whatever.

TTS ALL FOLKS!!

if you wanna swear and curse but you want it to do it in a more not tt obvious way you can always refer F*CK to fart. and for F*CKER you can always refer it to fharquar. william fharquar tts it. okae the correct pronounciation shld be far-kwa, but some horrible history teacher says F*CKER. and so tts a new lesson learn.
greatly bought to you by the great holy sieghart!!!

um the hols are over. schools are starting. AND HW IS FLOWING IN WHEN THE OLD ONES HAVEN BEEN COMPLETED!!

monday was maths ca. so it sucks okae. i dont even know wth i did right. so nvm then. and the worst is sci ca is next week and i dont understand the workdone thingy at all. then homec huikian pon la. will get us in holy shit when teo found out what really happened. cooked spagetti. tomatoes are really disgusting. green pepper taste fine kae. and had blah theory la.then went to pac with wt cin sq. so it was like =.= okae. i totally dont like it now. LOL. then went back home yea.

then some blah for tues la. finally, the time has come sieg said that finally =.= and undoubtly, that we were very emotional, yet weave a sign of hai that our good time are over. it is the last lesson of enel. ROFLMAO SO =.= yep enel is finally over and was ike well blah la. the jesus guy was like blah too and we were all blahing around. gosh how lame is this. then slack around with shiqi for a while and went home bah. and kaijie tt bunch was treating the classroom like hotel 81 =.=

um wednesday. teacher student thingy was a whole bunch of crap. we alwys nearly had to fill in survey forms. i could swear tt i at least put 3ds. its an improvement cos i bet i could put all. LOL!! and then was hcl got lecture by tortise about changing our places. then blah blah change back. then was pe played floorball. okae it was like okae?? err its kinda fun yea. doesnt tt violent as mui wt said. LOL

then after recess was history and smith haven come yet me and bernard change places. then blah another few change again. so they was like eh you all dont change place leh, later tortise scold us what terribly nice souls they are yea. they din start the changing fashion. no yea. they were perfectly good innocent souls. hat we did is wrong yea. what they did is right yea. whatever la.

then maths blah was assembly. okae i swear i could sarca everything tt guy said. everything. so yea its funny. but its so err i dont know. feels wierd sia talking to us about personal grooming. then was like ERRR alotta times. tt guy from 1c was very swuay. he got humiliatted?? on stage. owell feel quite sorry yea. then blah blah went home with cindy la. and she was crazy over cats. persian cats. saw 2 on the way home and she went crazy and start photoing and blah la. tts all bah.

ooh 0.0 i like kanye west eminem missy ludacris fatmanscoop!!! i totally hate 50cent. showing off his damn muscles. fart i say fart. tts all folks!!

i saw a cursed bus.
a bus so cursed.
that no people were on board.
except for the driver of course.
a bus so cursed.
that the driver nearly go 'WHAMPO' into a tree.
just kidding of course.
a bus so cursed,
but wait,
why it's cursed?
cos' i say so la!!
owell its not tt.
its cursed.
because of its deadly cursed number.
a number so deadly curse.
or, you can say,
a deadly freak being represented by the number.
the freak, whom none dare to say its name directly.
its not lord voldermort.
lord voldermort lord voldermort.
see? im typing the name.
who would be freaked out by lord voldermort huh?
so anw just stop crapping.
and i shall now revealed,
the cursed number being represented by the cursed freak.
the cursed number cursing the cursed buses in singapore.
drumrolls please ppl.
cursed number is.
111.

LOL seriously i saw it during sjab today. and told gina about it la when she realised tt the bus mei you ren. so kong bu. LOL. just feel like posting it. LOL!!!

and i lied bout the date. so i could place this at the front.LOL!!

so i decided to post about sjab la. OH MY BLEACH!!

ya so like wake up at 5.40 and lie in the bed slamming my alarm clocks shutup which is what i do every school day. LOL. then like wake up at 6.20 LOL!! ya then some blah stuff and i realise i was too kiasu cos the time was like 6.55?? so watch mtv and got addicted to it. some really GOOD mvs.

missy elliot feat ciara & fatman scoop. lose control
KANYE WEST diamonds from sierre lougne?? oh so like the song la. diamonds are foreverforeverforever. everevereverever. OHH WOWW. and the mv rocks too.
kellyclarkson behind these hazel eyes
coldplay speed of sound er well the song good. LOL

ya so left home 7.15 and reach there 7.40?? then was like chao zao la. so only me yuintheng keith wingtung there la. then the sec2 are like eh you all need to come blahblah. freaked us out. and the holy shit freak is tt when its like over 8 sec1 still only the four of us we really freaked. then kok told us the rest of the squad coming and whos the rest od the squad?? gina. wanling. huiling. thats it. wth la rest of the squad. ugh so nvm set off in diff groups la. and tts heritage trail btw. LOL

so blah my grp have er ME lol!! GINA CRYSTAL Y.LITING MANDESE CINDY SIHAN WENBIN and leading us is kok pinru [weisong joyce sneak off.LOL] ya then was sian and blahing around and taking photos la. so crystal was funny can. she was like auntieauntie like that. LOL!! and um some really blah stuff reach fort canning park. and i thought it was in sentosa cos owell, fort siloso. LOL. so other grps din reach blah around. then went the other grps came blah to somewhere else then blah la.

so went to this really, er, naturistic place[HURHUR thats it]. er we played games there la. so was like luan la the game. both games all realted to pisonball de. first one is circle then choose some ppl to be the suay one. then run across the circle change place. but the suay one need to catch those running across the circle. thats it. ya then the second game is chao luan kae. what can run cannot run blah la. then lunch la. chicken rice was DISGUSTING!! OMGGG!!!.

then dismissed le go to city link surfers girl shop again. shit la MY SLIPPERS!! i want la. ya then blah to tm buy food for my sister. lets hear the menu: double mushroom cheese burger set meal + onion rings + sundae pie. and she was blahing tt she breakfast din eat so lunch need to eat more. ERRRR. then went yellow and bought keychains la. bleach and naruto. went comics connections a while then wanying come find me return me my wallet. ya then blah back to home now la.

shit hols hw completed- maths txtbook.

returned to watching bleach now. CIAO FOLKS!!

okae suddenly i felt very de ap and bu shuang sia. a 10 minutes anger and now its gone. wtf la. so lets post about sjab la. totally funny can.

ya so arrived school quite drenched la. went into toilet changed into full-u then saw xinhui hannah pinru changing la. then in the cubicle i was like very busy. well someone keep calling me and was like luan la. so its like very long in the cubicle like that. LOL sia

ya then go up the bus sit with yuintheng and listen to discmen. reach seragoon stadium and the sight was WOW AMAZING. black and white. okae then sit there very long so took out mo di to read la. ya alot other was like practising th emarching like tht. seriously it sucks kae.

then start le blah. wong liting and cindy was like sitting behind me la [stranded beside kangning =.= and w.liting was like wa move closer leh. and so i was like you want isit i change place with you la LOL.]. then when the marching start its really very lan the other ppl so they laugh until siao liek. then i was like wa you all very mean sia. then just sit there blah la. melvin weisong james wangmiao minle xiquan marching bah. ZIXIANG YOU PON AGAIN ISIT. STOP EATING MCSPICY DOUBLE LA YOU.

then was like some blah ppl have some blah speech. then finish le marching again. seriously i cant stop laughing sia. okae they was like ERRR. LOL and blah la. then finally finish then went up the bus go back school la. then at the bus was me yuintheng gina was like telling dreams la. all nearly died laughing about the mac's dream.LOL.

ya then the nco's was asking thoise who wanna go dinner with them alight at bedok centre la. so gina they all was like asking eh then have time to change anot then jon was like wah you want to change then you change la. we dont care how long you want to change. isit you want to fall in outside kfc and go 5minute changing parade. then OI FIVE MINUTE TO GO BUY YOUR THREE PIECE CHICKEN AND FIND A PLACE TO SIT. then you will be like oi counter faster la. wheres my three piece chicken?? coslaw!! mashed potato and drinks!! faster you want me to kena pump isit. you like to see me pump ar. OI FIVE MINUTES TO EAT YOUR THREE PIECE CHICKEN MEAL!!.

okae so was like =.= la. then when at the bedok centre there alot ppl went down la. left only less then ten ppl. reach school then the toilet creepy so din change. like its 7.30?? ya then fetch yuintheng to the mrt station la. yep went home.

oh theres a converse sale at tm there la. then i wanna buy the white shoes but home have already a reebok de. so not ready to change my not that white shoes. ya then blah la.

i was watching cartoon network some blah day then i watch one of the blah cartoon la. then theres this really blah song. lyrics, and in the spiderman tune. you know the spiderman spiderman blahblahblahblahblah spiderman. so anw heres the lyrics.

chocolate chocolate
all hail mighty to the chocolate
chocolate chocolate
set eh-ho to the chocolate
dark and smooth chocolate
let your mouth water chocolate
white and chipped chocolate
give you fizz trendy chocolate
all wail, here comes the chocolate

okae so its spastic la. NEVERMIND.

oh a post befor goin of for sjab la.

so friday had paper one. gosh my english sucks badly. i dont even know how to write the information thingy kae. wah lau wtf lor. and the chinese i think not bad bah for the zuo wen. think everyone was bombarded at the ying yong wen bah. debra so pro soia. write two pages man. then amanada is like pro la. she write only one opage for her zuo wen. LOLthen went to tm with beck mui wt la. eat bk then blah la. went home.

ya then go to suntec city with mum sis la. walk the city link and saw surfbabe and flash n splah la. went in and saw slippers!! ya was goin to buy the roxy one but no my size. then ripcurl the cannot find new one. sad sia but i am so going to buy kae. not going to put up with my mum nonsense of wearing slippers is very auntie only those auntie at the supermarket wears slippers. wtf man. then went tot the food fair la.

gosh its damn big kae. ya walk around for a while la. my sis damn greedy kae. she everything also want like that. then theres one that have ice and chocolate la. then i only thake a spoon where there is more choco she was like wah lau ni bu yao yi zhi na chocolate leh. qu chi bing la. =.= la she. then i suddenly wen tcrazy for chocolate and blah la. so something like that la. thats all bah

IM NOT GOING TO SAY SORRY.HMPH.

SLIPPERS. I WANT MY SLIPPERS.

owell so wed teachers day celebration. then we had some free time for blah stuff so blah around la. then claud wanna go indoor stadium cos sae got aircon la. in the end like very hot like that. saw a few ppl play badminton and i have to say that kelly is so acting chio can. and jonathan is like a sissy now[no offence this]. LOL. then beck is a bao lu kuang can =.= then i was laming and goes like xin jing zi ran liang.

then went to the hall for concert la.was a bit sian here and there the concert. only like the performance by 3a which is the interview of teachers and all that. WOW HANNAH ROCKS YOU DANCE REALLY WELL WOOTS. the juedui supercher which i only like vodavoda water for life and the song by the blah guy la. then theres this video od the boobs dropping. like that too. LOL. ya then was dismissed at 11 la. wen back to school with graci.

GOSH RSS ROCKS MAN.anw befor some blah stuff heres a short descrip. of ppl la. LOL i know lame la. but heres anw-
6/3 reunited
graci- still cool chic chio FUNKYAYEE very sociable
wayne- the same chim funny guy stupidly taller then me UGHH
wanchen- well haven grown any taller but was, well, very de feng man [words of encouragement LOL].
delicia aka manta- GOSH LOOK SO LIKE *MANTA YEA. with her short hair big eyes short body LOL. still as bian taied and violent. not allowed to touch her face as pimples will poke out. LOL and grew taller.
* manta was a anime character in shaman king.
shihan aka mrs tan aka jonathan's wife- well alwaes have fun with del to make fun of her la. still very auntie and guai1 la. LOL and still as tall as ever aka din grow any taller.
adriel- voice breaking. still a nice guy he was. YIN AND YANG HUH. celestial zone freak[at the past but this is just to honor myself as i lent him the books X)
weidi aka *xiao fang- wow chiobu now yea. grow chioer funkyer and ya prettier. LOL. still as fast-talking as ever.
*the girl in pao ba! hai zi. looked kinda like her and she dropped her shoe once running. LOL
huijie- another chiobu la. chioer still as shy. really nice one.
tingwei- haven grow any taller and still was criticising that its my hait that make me look taller =.= la. planning the december's 6/3 reunited. definitely not jonathan's hse anw. LOL
jonathan aka shihan's husband- anw still as beady as white as daoing. WTHH la you.
xuefang- must be an imposter sia. dont really look like xuefang to me. seriously. voice breaking. still as anti-christinanity and well, anti school.
jiamin- chiobu yea. very pretty.
zhi yong aka sissy yong- named by del all those ppl la. well real sissy. fat, pants bursting. LOL and one that voice will nv break.
pung chung xiang aka pcx- ERR no comments anw. another one whom voice nv break, hopefully.
victorine- the same la as bfor. more white hair than wt??
joey- grow lang hair sia LOL was crazy and blah la.bball girl.
joanne- pity her. was really short la. really pity her.
john- still the same ol' lego freak.
geraldo and shaun- geraldo dont look like geraldo and shaun still blah la.
well guess thats it bah.

anw so i reach school then blah saw wayne. so hate him kae. so talll for what. then stuff room blah found mrs tng and talk to howe one the phone la. then blah around del they all come le then blah around.

so feeling sian go to canteen blah around. make fun of shihan la. draw her went to boobs and bust enhancement and was later inflated. LOL bian taied i know. so blahla cant be bothtered to write anmore, will write about friday some day la. YAWN MAN.

I LOVE PRIMARY SCHOOL. WHEE